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Clips from House - Man of the House (S08E08)

Good comparison, since both patients were tweaked on steroids.

"Good comparison, since both patients were tweaked on steroids."

House

Let's go see if House is back.

"Let's go see if House is back."

House

His breathing is stabilized,

"His breathing is stabilized,"

House

Doesn't explain the incontinence.

"Doesn't explain the incontinence."

House

Intestinal lymphoma?

"Intestinal lymphoma?"

House

I hear it's good for the butt.

"I hear it's good for the butt."

House

Strongyloides is known to damage the small intestine...

"Strongyloides is known to damage the small intestine..."

House

One of the few places in the U.S. you can pick up strongyloides.

"One of the few places in the U.S. you can pick up strongyloides."

House

Makes perfect sense if you're the patient, and pantywaist is the symptom.

"Makes perfect sense if you're the patient, and pantywaist is the symptom."

House

Even your attempt to get your balls back lacks balls.

"Even your attempt to get your balls back lacks balls."

House

World, the business world.

"World, the business world."

House

Now I get all the credit.

"Now I get all the credit."

House

Chronic hoarseness is a symptom of a condition called silent thyroiditis.

"Chronic hoarseness is a symptom of a condition called silent thyroiditis."

House

And it, in turn, is a symptom

"And it, in turn, is a symptom"

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Which makes this is a really bad idea.

"Which makes this is a really bad idea."

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moving from gland to gland.

"moving from gland to gland."

House

probably helped along by your low testosterone,

"probably helped along by your low testosterone,"

House

And the testosterone?

"And the testosterone?"

House

Over the past week, you have all had good moments and bad'

"Over the past week, you have all had good moments and bad'"

House

So now we embark upon a contest of medical strength,

"So now we embark upon a contest of medical strength,"

House

Can we just get this over with?

"Can we just get this over with?"

House

Are you having side effects?

"Are you having side effects?"

House

More like myself.

"More like myself."

House

But my marriage and my career,

"But my marriage and my career,"

House

Really, I'm just excited for the wheelchair race.

"Really, I'm just excited for the wheelchair race."

House

Deal.

"Deal."

House

Honey, I'm home!

"Honey, I'm home!"

House

Phil's been having a hard time finding work,

"Phil's been having a hard time finding work,"

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and Diane wants him to talk to her about his fear, his disappointment.

"and Diane wants him to talk to her about his fear, his disappointment."

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And Phil wants Diane to trust him, that they'll get through this,

"And Phil wants Diane to trust him, that they'll get through this,"

House

And most guys out there are the same way.

"And most guys out there are the same way."

House

But, ladies, if you're feeling frustrated, remember,

"But, ladies, if you're feeling frustrated, remember,"

House

it's not our fault.

"it's not our fault."

House

to deny vulnerability, not embrace it.

"to deny vulnerability, not embrace it."

House

And you know what that makes us?

"And you know what that makes us?"

House

Dinosaurs.

"Dinosaurs."

House

Nobody needs us to hunt wild animals for food.

"Nobody needs us to hunt wild animals for food."

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Nobody needs us to cut down trees to build shelter.

"Nobody needs us to cut down trees to build shelter."

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They need us to evolve.

"They need us to evolve."

House

To catch up.

"To catch up."

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more demanding of us, their partners.

"more demanding of us, their partners."

House

do the...

"do the..."

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Joe. Joe.

"Joe. Joe."

House

We need an ambulance.

"We need an ambulance."

House

You want? I'm good.

"You want? I'm good."

House

Your limp's almost gone.

"Your limp's almost gone."

House

It pains me to interrupt the collegial banter.

"It pains me to interrupt the collegial banter."

House

It pains me even more to listen to it continue.

"It pains me even more to listen to it continue."

House

ER checks out blood volume,

"ER checks out blood volume,"

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cardiac function and autonomic reflexes. All normal.

"cardiac function and autonomic reflexes. All normal."

House

Our patient makes a living telling men to behave more like women.

"Our patient makes a living telling men to behave more like women."

House

Surprised you didn't throw psych symptoms into the differential.

"Surprised you didn't throw psych symptoms into the differential."

House

Either way, could be a cerebral AVM.

"Either way, could be a cerebral AVM."

House

ER did a head CT, no sign of AVM.

"ER did a head CT, no sign of AVM."

House

Decent thought, though.

"Decent thought, though."

House

The patient's philosophy makes perfect sense.

"The patient's philosophy makes perfect sense."

House

Its only flaw is that it's impossible.

"Its only flaw is that it's impossible."

House

Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish.

"Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish."

House

drinking scotch and driving muscle cars.

"drinking scotch and driving muscle cars."

House

- Cephalic fibromuscular dysplasia? - Doesn't explain the fever.

"- Cephalic fibromuscular dysplasia? - Doesn't explain the fever."

House

The patient's talking about compromise.

"The patient's talking about compromise."

House

If you don't think that's possible, you don't think relationships are possible.

"If you don't think that's possible, you don't think relationships are possible."

House

Anyone in this room in a position to disprove that?

"Anyone in this room in a position to disprove that?"

House

This guy's just playing to his audience.

"This guy's just playing to his audience."

House

Women are by far the biggest consumers of the self-help industry.

"Women are by far the biggest consumers of the self-help industry."

House

He could have a pulmonary embolism.

"He could have a pulmonary embolism."

House

Clot in his lung increases right ventricular afterload,

"Clot in his lung increases right ventricular afterload,"

House

We should do a pulmonary angiogram.

"We should do a pulmonary angiogram."

House

Doesn't rule it out, just makes it unlikely.

"Doesn't rule it out, just makes it unlikely."

House

- Maybe we start with a D-dimer? - Less invasive than the angiogram.

"- Maybe we start with a D-dimer? - Less invasive than the angiogram."

House

Good idea.

"Good idea."

House

Fine.

"Fine."

House

Now, I am hereby searching for a number two.

"Now, I am hereby searching for a number two."

House

Which is why I'm eating a lot of bran.

"Which is why I'm eating a lot of bran."

House

Also, I want a team leader, someone to fill Foreman's old job.

"Also, I want a team leader, someone to fill Foreman's old job."

House

Why? You're right.

"Why? You're right."

House

We don't need any more structure. It's not like we had a near-fatal stabbing.

"We don't need any more structure. It's not like we had a near-fatal stabbing."

House

Well, if it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.

"Well, if it isn't the old ball and Ukraine."

House

Who's that?

"Who's that?"

House

House, you survived prison.

"House, you survived prison."

House

And you Atlantic City.

"And you Atlantic City."

House

certified letters from Immigration.

"certified letters from Immigration."

House

I'm assuming there's a connection.

"I'm assuming there's a connection."

House

vacations, family history, what side of the bed each sleep on.

"vacations, family history, what side of the bed each sleep on."

House

We've never taken a vacation, I don't like your family, and on top.

"We've never taken a vacation, I don't like your family, and on top."

House

I hear Kiev is lovely at this time of year.

"I hear Kiev is lovely at this time of year."

House

And your mother, who may or may not be dead for all I know, misses you.

"And your mother, who may or may not be dead for all I know, misses you."

House

Can it be that genius doctor is afraid to take on a silly government apparatchik?

"Can it be that genius doctor is afraid to take on a silly government apparatchik?"

House

I would say more not interested than afraid but why quibble?

"I would say more not interested than afraid but why quibble?"

House

Then I go to plan B.

"Then I go to plan B."

House

Make you an offer that cannot be refused.

"Make you an offer that cannot be refused."

House

How long have you been doing seminars?

"How long have you been doing seminars?"

House

The marriage counseling, just the past couple of years.

"The marriage counseling, just the past couple of years."

House

Before that I did corporate coaching.

"Before that I did corporate coaching."

House

Can't imagine the same advice works for both audiences.

"Can't imagine the same advice works for both audiences."

House

Guess you shifted with the market.

"Guess you shifted with the market."

House

There's nothing cynical about my husband. He and I...

"There's nothing cynical about my husband. He and I..."

House

What guy thinks men should be more like women?

"What guy thinks men should be more like women?"

House

I'm guessing that explains the broken wrist in your medical history.

"I'm guessing that explains the broken wrist in your medical history."

House

Those morons did me the biggest favor of my life.

"Those morons did me the biggest favor of my life."

House

I realized I'd sacrificed my health

"I realized I'd sacrificed my health"

House

because I couldn't back down from an argument over football.

"because I couldn't back down from an argument over football."

House

Meeting Marlene was the final piece in the puzzle.

"Meeting Marlene was the final piece in the puzzle."

House

She gave me a whole new direction in life.

"She gave me a whole new direction in life."

House

We'll need to know exactly how you changed your diet and when.

"We'll need to know exactly how you changed your diet and when."

House

Need my apartment key back.

"Need my apartment key back."

House

If you're breaking up with me, can we at least talk about it first?

"If you're breaking up with me, can we at least talk about it first?"

House

Maybe if you weren't all nag and no shag...

"Maybe if you weren't all nag and no shag..."

House

I'll get a copy made. You're an ex-con. If you get caught

"I'll get a copy made. You're an ex-con. If you get caught"

House

perjuring yourself to Homeland Security, you'll end up back in jail.

"perjuring yourself to Homeland Security, you'll end up back in jail."

House

That'd be troubling if there was the slightest chance that we'd get caught.

"That'd be troubling if there was the slightest chance that we'd get caught."

House

You barely know each other and you've got about five minutes

"You barely know each other and you've got about five minutes"

House

And Why?

"And Why?"

House

Dominika gets her green card. What's in this for you?

"Dominika gets her green card. What's in this for you?"

House

This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.

"This is what men do for the women they pretend to love."

House

Also she's paying me 30,000 bucks once we pass.

"Also she's paying me 30,000 bucks once we pass."

House

Apparently, knishes sell like hotcakes.

"Apparently, knishes sell like hotcakes."

House

Afraid you're gonna have to finish your nag later.

"Afraid you're gonna have to finish your nag later."

House

I said I think it's stupid, right?

"I said I think it's stupid, right?"

House

Then I think I'm done.

"Then I think I'm done."

House

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