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Clips from Only Murders in the Building (2021) - To Protect and Serve (S01E01)

"Taking down a black market jewelry dealer"
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"seems a little off‐brand, don't you think?"
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"‐ Maybe... Then again, I found all these in his apartment."
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"♪"
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"DETECTIVE WILLIAMS: We're all born alone."
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"Unless you're a twin or something,"
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"And don't even get me started on triplets"
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"or quadrupla‐‐ Whatever the fuck they're called."
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"we're born alone,"
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"then we all go out alone."
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"Herman's Head. You remember this shit?"
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"Herman was this dude who had"
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"these imaginary people in his head, advising him."
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"‐ There's no such thing as love at first sight!"
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"WILLIAMS: One was the nervous one, one was the romantic one..."
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"For a long time, I played it like Herman."
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"to that romantic fucker in my head a little too much."
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"[door opens] WILLIAMS: Hey."
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"‐ I waited. As long as I could."
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"CHARLES: Perhaps Evelyn the cat's paw prints meant nothing."
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"But perhaps they were key to the entire..."
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"‐ Do not subject our unborn child"
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"to this true crime bullshit, please!"
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"‐ This one is cute. ‐ Mm..."
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"‐ I don't get a kiss hello?"
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"‐ Oh, my bad. My bad. I got you."
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"‐ You think I won't smell that cigarette on you?"
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"‐ Don't start."
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"I had a dead kid today."
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"CHARLES: I'm coming to you live from..."
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"‐ A little girl."
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"Stepfather."
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"Abuse. All of that."
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"But this shit stops when Kareem comes."
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"‐ Who the fuck is Kareem?"
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"Not my son. ‐ Kareem Abdul‐Jabbar?"
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"‐ So? ‐ Is an athlete, a scholar,"
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"‐ And Kareem Hardison is Dwayne Wayne on A Different World. I don't care."
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"‐ Kadeem. ‐ What?"
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"‐ Kadeem Hardison."
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"‐ That's what I said. It's the same shit."
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"What are you talking about? [Kiara laughs]"
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"‐ You know, I was hoping you'd be home in time to help me with this."
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"‐ Did you not just hear me tell you about my day today?"
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"[podcast continues] ‐ Just..."
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"don't end up like Jerguson, Dee. Okay?"
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"That's not who I married. ‐ Alright. Okay."
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"CHARLES: Howard Morris lives at the Arconia in apartment 3D,"
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"a place pungent with cat dander."
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"CHARLES: But even stronger than the odor"
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"was Howard's rage toward Tim Kono."
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"‐ What the fuck? No, I‐I closed that case."
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"‐ What? W‐what the fuck are they saying? ‐ You know what?"
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"Let's just turn it off. ‐ No, that was a suicide,"
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"open and shut. [podcast stops]"
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"‐ Okay, but, um, sorry... What about the paw prints?"
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"[exaggerated gasp] Because the cat"
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"that came in after, and th‐they found it."
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"So, what?"
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"The cat did it? [laughs]"
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"Why are you listening to this shit?"
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"‐ My Yard Dog Homies were boosting it on Twitter."
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"they're dopey, but they tell the story really well."
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"And I don't make mistakes on my cases."
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"‐ Wait, where are you going? ‐ Where do you think?"
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"you didn't have to hit me with the work shit. Not today."
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"[door shuts]"
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"‐ We continued staring at the jewels"
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"for what felt like a beat too long."
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"‐ You went back without us?"
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"‐ Charles I get, but without me?"
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"‐ I found him this one."
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"‐ Who is Angel?"
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"Kono was obsessed with buying pieces from Angel."
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"Sucks Tim died before he got the one he really wanted."
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"He'd been trying to track it down for years. I can dig it up."
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"and text it to me as soon as you find it."
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"‐ Me, too. ‐ Me, three!"
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"‐ Just me."
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"‐ You know, I hooked Tim up with my jewelry connection,"
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"Cutter, to talk about that piece he wanted."
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"The twists and turns of this are just unbelievable."
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"It's like a‐a rainbow crafted by a drunken leprechaun."
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"I can say that 'cause I'm three‐quarters Irish,"
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"and I have a teeny bit of a drinking problem."
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"[door opens, bell rings]"
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"I have to hear it from Miss Skullcap over here?"
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"You don't call me?"
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"‐ And that sad and lonely boy"
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"raised by a psychologically abusive mother was none other..."
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"than Stephen Joshua Sondheim."
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"And let me tell you something about Steve. [Charles groans]"
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"When he is on his game, it's a blessing."
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"And when's he's not, I'm patient. ‐ Mm."
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"[text chimes] ‐ Hey."
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"Tavo texted me that photo from Tim."
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"SILVIA: Tim?"
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"From the Arconia, Tim?"
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"Why are you still in contact with that boy after what he did to Oscar?"
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"‐ I'm not, Mommy. He died."
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"‐ He was murdered. ‐ Murdered?"
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"‐ In the building. ‐ Catchy, right?"
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"‐ Ay, dios mio."
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"That place is no good for you."
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"I knew I shouldn't have let you go back there."
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"‐ Let me? I'm grown, Mommy."
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"‐ We're investigating, and your daughter has been a big help in this."
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"‐ What do you mean investigating? CHARLES: I mean, we,"
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"and your daughter, are producing a podcast about Tim Kono's murder."
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"‐ I only let you go back there because you promised me"
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"you were focusing on your design career."
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"‐ Stop saying that you let me."
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"And a podcast is nothing."
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"‐ Well, tell that to our 17 subscribers."
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"‐ No. ‐ My daughter can't help herself."
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"But, you..."
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"How old are you two? 80?"
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