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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XXX (S31E31)

"Or Cheney to Bush."
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"Or Ben Affleck to anybody."
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"Hmm. Well, this is unorthodox, but, uh,"
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"what would you think about taking a cute baby girl instead?"
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"(ominous music playing)"
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"Her mother died in childbirth."
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"The, uh, father is listed as 10,000 lunatics,"
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"but, uh, none of them has shown up yet."
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"-Sold. -I should warn you, however."
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"We ran the standard newborn screen on her,"
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"and, uh, she tested positive"
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"-for evil. -(thunder crashes)"
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"-(grunting) -(machine beeping)"
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"Still better than a boy."
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"And here's baby's first music box."
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"(music box chiming a lullaby)"
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"(ominous music playing)"
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"(demonic voice): your mother dates jocks in hell."
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"(baby talk): Aw, Nemo's just like you."
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"His mommy died at the beginning, too."
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"Yes, she did."
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"(ominous music playing)"
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"of unknown origin was the right thing to do."
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"Marge, I fed the baby!"
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"(sucks on pacifier)"
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"The baby is making us kill ourselves."
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"We'll figure it out in hell!"
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"(moaning)"
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"Oh, I must stop this spawn of Satan."
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"I like Morrissey."
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"Looks like I'll be digging three graves."
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"(ominous music playing)"
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"It must be killed. It bears the mark of the beast."
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"Sorry, not that one."
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"Still better than a boy."
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"¶ ¶"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(eerie synthesizer music playing)"
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"(8-bit video game music and sound effects playing)"
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"My mom won't let me see the movie"
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"'cause she thinks the scientists will scare me."
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"(game over music plays)"
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"(8-bit video game music playing)"
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"(all sigh happily)"
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"We'd better go."
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"-(grunts) -(wind whistles)"
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"¶ Riding all alone ¶"
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"¶ Riding all alone ¶"
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"¶ I shall get back safely... ¶"
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"(snarling nearby)"
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"Dang. I never get to finish my "Safely" song."
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"¶ ¶"
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"My Swatch watch says 7:30."
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"Uh, see? Squiggle hand is just past the kissy lips."
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"Wait, no, that's the zigzag hand."
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"The zig-- the zigzag hand?!"
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"Milhouse, where are you?"
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"Oh, come on."
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"(grunts) Maybe he's in this wall."
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"Crazy?! Am I?!"
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"Does this look crazy to you, Luann?"
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"Does this?"
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"(grunting)"
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"Your friend's bike crashed here."
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"We found his inhaler here."
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"And over here is his final pee stain."
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"He did drink a lot of New Cokes last night."
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"Look, what the hell year is this anyway?"
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"If Milhouse is in another dimension,"
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"he can communicate with us by blinking these lights."
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"Come on, Milhouse. You can do it."
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"Admit it. Our son is gone."
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"(groans) Is it Milhouse's break dancing tutor?"
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"Did you tell him yet?"
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"(lights buzzing)"
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"Not now, Milhouse!"
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"Why don't you go to your room, sweetie?"
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"Whoa, whoa. Easy on the electric bill there, son."
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"(phone ringing)"
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"MILHOUSE: Uh, i-is Lisa there?"
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"Uh, that depends."
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"Do you like Milhouse?"
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"-Wrong number! -(dial tone hums)"
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"(rats squeaking)"
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"(video game sound effects playing)"
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"Milhouse is alive. I just talked to him!"
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"This is my best game ever. I'm not leaving till it's done."
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"MILHOUSE: Come on, Bart!"
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"Fine."
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"via this sensory deprivation tank."
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"Was it to increase conductivity?"
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"No, I was trying to give myself bangs"
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"and it got away from me."
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"Now let's do this thing."
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"(breathing echoes)"
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"(crackling)"
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"It felt nice to be embraced."
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"(snarling)"
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"Just hold still and they can't see you."
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"-See? -(sniffing)"
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"-(snarls) -Oh."
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"I forgot we're not supposed to talk either."
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"Tough luck, dude."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"It's a twisted version of reality."
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"(slurps)"
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"How ya doin'? Say hi to your mom."
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"I'd better use my psychic powers."
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"I didn't know you had psychic powers."
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"Girls are afraid to use them,"
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"because then we're called unfeminine."
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"We needlessly lost a lot of good witches at Salem."
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"-Dad? -Quiet, sweetie."
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"that released a lot of monsters."
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"What was he looking for?"
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"A monster ate Carl, but because Carl's inside him,"
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"the monster's my friend."
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"(chuckles) He remembers when we were kids"
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"and we used to go down to..."
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