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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Scanners (S04E04)

"Yeah, but you also thought"
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"and now we're here, so..."
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"Yeah."
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"You're probably right. Well, back out there."
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"I mean, I guess I could..."
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"- Huh? - Huh?"
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"Oh."
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"- Bye. - What?"
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"Just bye. I was just saying bye."
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"Oh. Bye."
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"then they moved them to Pharmacy,"
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"and now they're back in Baby again."
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"Uh, isn't the Baby section that way?"
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"Yeah, but we're taking the long way."
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"There's a bunch of white people over there"
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"and I don't want to get shot."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"It's awful. I've been telling everyone"
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"that Dina's the one who made the schedule,"
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"and she says that she's fine with it,"
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"but I feel weird. What are you looking at?"
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"Nothing. I'm listening. Keep going."
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"although, you know, it's not my fault"
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"corporate decided to cut the payroll."
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"- Hmm, hmm! Hmm! - Jonah, what are you doing?"
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"Just hugging you. Hugging you tightly."
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"Okay, well, thank you."
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"Thanks. I feel better now."
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"- You can stop. - Hmm, oh, you know what?"
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"Have you seen the new SodaStream display?"
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"Jonah, put me down!"
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"It's just not a good time for me."
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"My husband just got laid off from his job,"
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"and the bank wants to foreclose on our house."
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"And I just found out I'm pregnant"
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"and I know it's going to be triplets again."
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"Don't care. Can't help you."
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"I make the schedule."
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"Do you want to see a picture of my dog?"
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"Mm-mm!"
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"He's very sick"
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"No, shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"
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"Oh! Oh, he's so ugly."
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"Sorry it's so crunchy."
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"I can't get water to boil down here,"
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"so it just comes out a little Al dente."
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"I can't believe I'm the homeless one."
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"It's so embarrassing."
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"Everybody's got something."
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"Myrtle's super old, Isaac's got anger issues,"
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"Jonah wears a wig, probably."
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"Well, I'll tell you one thing, buddy."
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"It ain't easy. You would crack in a day."
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"It's true. You couldn't handle it."
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"Always worrying if you're gonna get caught,"
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"wondering what people would think if they knew."
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"Come on. Your cushy little life?"
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"You don't know my life, and it's not that cushy."
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"Dude, I'm homeless!"
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"Dude, I'm undocumented."
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"Seriously?"
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"Oh."
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"Let's make a pact."
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"I won't say anything about your thing"
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"unless my thing comes out, and vice versa."
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"Um, you can't say anything about my thing."
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"And I totally won't, unless my thing gets out."
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"Jonah Simms, please come to Health and Beauty."
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"Jonah Simms, you're needed in Health and Beauty."
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"This is Jonah Simms. What exactly am I needed for?"
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"Uh, customer has a question about Wet N Wild dry shampoo."
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"I'm sure someone over there can help the customer."
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"You know what? He asked for you specifically."
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"They said you had great hair."
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"Please tell the customer thank you,"
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"but it's genetic."
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"I think, uh, they would prefer"
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"to hear that from you in person,"
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"and also, he wants to talk about"
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"the "This American Life" podcast."
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"Uh, and I'd love to do just that,"
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"Glenn Sturgis, please come to Health and Beauty."
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"Glenn Sturgis, please come to Health and Beauty."
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"Glenn, Glenn, no, no, no, no."
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"I can't afford my arthritis medication,"
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"I can't open the bottle for my heart medication,"
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"and then it just spirals after that"
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"and then I die."
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"You know what? I'm... I'm gonna see"
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"what I can do, all right?"
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"You're giving her more hours?"
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"because he can't go to Nerd Camp."
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"Fine, I'll give you both more hours, okay?"
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"giving people their hours back?"
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"You are? Can I get mine back too?"
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"- Sure, what the hell? - No, I don't think she..."
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"Thank you! Thank you."
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"You're like Oprah,"
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"if she didn't stop to think things through."
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"- I'll take some hours. - Done."
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"- Hey Dina... - Now go put down your dog."
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"Well, we're in it now, aren't we?"
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"All right, who else wants some hours, huh?"
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"Come and get 'em while they're hot!"
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"You can't just go around"
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"like you're Ebenezer Scrooge!"
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"- What? - In the end, once he's nice."
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"Look, if you want to go out there and look those people"
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"in their sad little faces and take back the hours,"
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"be my guest."
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"Me? No!"
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"Dina, this is very hard to do while you're on the floor."
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"Nope. I'm down for the count."
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"What are you..."
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"Could you just... just give me a little pull?"
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"Okay!"
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"Excuse me, I need to return a plastic tarp."
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"When I opened it up, it had blood on it."
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"Do you have a receipt?"
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