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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Scanners (S04E04)

"like our phones do?"
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"Our phones do that?"
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"Absolutely."
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"Last week, I was talking a lot about penis enlargement."
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"Now it's, like, every ad I see."
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"Think about what happened with bank tellers and ATM machines."
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"It's just ATMs."
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"Exactly. It's only ATM machines now."
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"No, you don't need the "machines.""
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"Nobody needs the machines, but it makes our lives easier."
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"What kind of job will be left for me 30 years from now?"
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"Powerlifter? Zumba instructor?"
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"Okay, everyone relax, all right?"
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"It's just a fancy price gun."
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"It's not a threat, no one's getting replaced."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Corporate is asking us to cut back on some hours,"
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"so maybe check the schedule? Okay, have a nice day!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?"
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"I just don't think anybody's gonna use these."
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"are gonna take the time to figure out"
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"how to make this thing work?"
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"- What was that? - It just scanned that toaster."
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"From here?"
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"Ooh, try aiming"
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"for the Breton three-quarter sleeve."
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"The boat neck poly blend?"
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"Come on, man."
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"Sorry, straight men."
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"Oh. Got it."
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"That's unbelievable."
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"Hey Cheyenne,"
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"hold up that bag of chips up above your head."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"- Yeah! - Now spin around."
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"Well, I know what we'll be doing today."
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"Got it! Flamin' Hot Funyuns."
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"Whoo."
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"So how many hours are we all going to lose?"
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"Um, you know, I can't say exactly right now."
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"We do know we'll have at least one tall"
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"That way, we retain access to high shelves"
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"Well I need all the hours I can get."
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"I just signed my son up for some STEM program"
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"Science, technology, um, energy."
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"I don't know. Nerd stuff."
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"I would hate having to take that away from him."
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"It would break his little heart."
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"Hmm. Yeah."
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"Corporate's the one reducing hours."
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"I'm just the one making the schedule."
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"Well, you can't really blame them for trying to cut costs"
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"Have you been to FashionThreads.com?"
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"They sell everything we do, but at half the price."
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"Look, if people here are pissed at you,"
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"that's their problem. Just shrug it off."
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"Well, that's easy for you to say, Dina."
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"You're not the one that they're going to be blaming"
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"for taking away their pay."
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"Hell, if you want, tell everyone I made the schedule."
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"I don't care if people hate me."
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"FashionThreads.com,"
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"but if you want, I can send you a link,"
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"and then we'll both get a code that gets us"
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"10% off our next purchase. Yes, please."
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"One, two, three,"
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"- Me first! Me first! - Oh, I got you, bitch!"
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"All right, it says "Gold Bond""
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""Medicated Foot Powder" was first."
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"Which means the winner is"
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"Cheyenne "Sensodyne Rapid Relief" Lee!"
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"Oh, yeah! Sens-o-dyne!"
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"What is going on over here?"
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"We're playing scanner duel."
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"Two people each get a scanner, and then Mateo loses."
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"That sounds like fun. Can I play?"
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"You wanna play?"
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"Yeah. Guys, I'm not the boss anymore."
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"If you guys are having"
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"a little secret, naughty fun time,"
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"I'm into it."
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"Unfortunate wording."
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"Hey Amy?"
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"I saw I only have 30 hours next week."
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"Yeah. Um, look, Sandra,"
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"It's just a bad time for me."
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"from the guy who stole it first,"
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"about opening a joint bank account?"
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"Well, that also went sideways."
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"Look, Sandra, um, I would help you if I could,"
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"Hey Dina, um,"
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"do you think maybe you could throw Sandra some hours?"
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"Oh, yeah. No, sorry."
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"Come on, really?"
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"I mean, she's going through a lot right now."
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"Yeah, I mean, my credit is only 60"
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"and my Brazilian credit is two."
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"Um, yeah, everybody has problems."
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"Don't care. Not making any changes."
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"I really do wish that I could help you, Sandra,"
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"but it's... it's out of my hands."
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"Yeah, well, thank you for trying at least."
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"Listen, like I said, it doesn't bother me."
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"We don't need to add any fuel to that fire."
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"What fire?"
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"All right, so everybody's got a UPC sticker."
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"You're gonna put that on your shirt or vest."
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"Stickers on the vests!"
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"Okay, there's two teams..."
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"Two teams. One versus the other."
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"Okay, Glenn, thank you so much for the energy,"
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"If you picked "yogurt," you are with Garrett."
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"I got peach yogurt, can I switch?"
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"'Cause peaches make the inside of my mouth itch."
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"Okay, to be clear, nobody is eating the product."
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"- This is just a way... - Don't eat the products!"
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"Um, mine says "plain." Which team am I on?"
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"There was during the Depression."
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"Good point."
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"First team to eliminate the other team wins."
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