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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Zero Mostel (S02E02)

"- Hmm. Awful. - Terrible film."
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"Yeah, well, we could watch The Muppet Show instead."
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"Where am I gonna find a couple of lady wrestlers"
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"at this late date?"
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"Hello, Killer Katie, Terror of Toledo?"
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"How'd you like to work on The Muppet Show tonight?"
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"I see. Transcendental meditation."
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"- That's too bad. - [knock on door]"
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"Now what?"
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"Ah, get the door! [growls]"
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"Maybe I could try Mother the Mauler."
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"[door cracking]"
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"Here door."
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"My, what a dynamic doorman you have here."
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"[soft music plays]"
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"I see you did."
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"- Do you play tennis? - Of course."
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"You say you watched six tennis matches today?"
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"How do you feel?"
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"Uh, fine. Just fine."
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"- What'd you do today? - Just spent the day in court."
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"My tennis instructor says I've been using too small a racket."
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"Oh, why not get a big racket?"
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"- You say you want a big racket? - Yeah."
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"Uh, excuse me, Kermit, may I speak with you?"
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"Sure, Sam. What you want?"
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"I think you know why I'm here."
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"Well, actually, Sam, to tell you the truth,"
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"I've never known why you're here."
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"this program is morally upright and cultural and wholesome."
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"You got your work cut out for you, bird."
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"Now that was unwholesome."
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"Uh... uh, fine, fine. But what can I do for you, Sam?"
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"I want to know who is going to be on tonight's show."
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"Oh, well, let's see, tonight's show is very classy,"
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"it's very highbrow, you'll like this show."
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"Good. Yes, yes. Tell me more."
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"Fozzie is doing a pantomime with Zero Mostel."
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"- Got a musical number... - Musical number? Good, good."
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"Uh, we got the lady, uh..."
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"...the lady wrestlers."
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"- The what? - Uh... Oh, nothing, Sam."
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"It's just... We got, uh, some lady, uh... lady wrestlers."
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"Stand by for the pantomime number!"
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"- Lady what? - Uh..."
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"Lady wrest... [whispers]"
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"- Wrest... What? - Lers."
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"Lady wrestlers?!"
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"Lady wrestlers!"
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"- You don't understand. - Have we no shame?!"
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"[groans] I... Kermit, something, something must be done here."
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"Someone must work for integrity and decency."
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"Someone, someone must do this."
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"I shall continue to speak out,"
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"knowing someday I will get my just desserts."
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"Uh, Sam, you will someday get your just desserts."
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"[monster chuckling]"
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"- What was that? - Just dessert."
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"The road is long. The path is steep."
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"Oh. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew here at Muppet Labs,"
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"where the future is being made today."
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"Well, we've had a major breakthrough"
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"here at the laboratory."
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"Beaker, come on in here and let's show them"
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"Muppet Labs' brand-new magnetic carrots."
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"Come on, Beaker. Just pick up the lid there."
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"- [moaning] - It's all right."
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"Isn't that snazzy?"
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"Now these carrots are perfectly ordinary in every way,"
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"- except that they are magnetic. - [gasping]"
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"Yes, friends, you can carry these new magnetic carrots home"
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"on the roof of your car and store them on the ceiling"
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"- of your refrigerator. - [grunting]"
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"Oh, of course, to be perfectly honest,"
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"there is one slight drawback."
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"Sometimes the magnetic carrots"
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"Huh?"
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"Tune in next time for news of our research"
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"into the feasibility of cast-iron watchdogs."
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"Beaker."
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"Uh, let's switch channels. This show is dull."
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"- You bet. [groans] - [clicks]"
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"What is that?"
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"It looks like two ancient old guys sitting in a theater box"
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"- watching television. - That's crazy!"
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"No one would watch junk like that."
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"- Uh, excuse me, Mr. Mostel. - Yes?"
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"- I am Sam the Eagle... - I'm so glad to know you."
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"Mmm, yes, glad to know you."
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"I am the upholder of decency and dignity for this show."
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"- Are you really? - Mmm, yes."
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"I believe this program is trivial,"
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"and... and not fit for family viewing."
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"It is... It is disgracefully lacking in culture."
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"It is disgracefully lacking in culture."
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"Mmm, I'm glad you agree with me, yes."
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"I, personally, have always felt that this program"
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"must... must, I say,"
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"be cleansed of all nonsense and silliness."
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"Mmm. Don't you agree with me, sir?"
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"Of course."
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"- Yes. - Must be cleansed."
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"A pleasure talking to you, sir. A man of dignity."
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"Dignity. Always dignity."
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"Dignity, dignity... [squawking]"
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"[clears throat]"
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"I'm sorry to keep you waiting, ma'am."
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"What can I do for you?"
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"I understood you're looking for lady wrestlers."
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"[chuckles] You want to audition?"
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"That's very funny."
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"Is this some kind of a joke or something?"
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"Joke? Funny?"
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"Young man, it's not nice to make fun of an old lady."
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"And when that day comes,"
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"[♪ Smoke Gets In Your Eyes]"
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"[coughing]"
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"[coughing]"
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"[both coughing]"
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"Late, late at night"
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