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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - A Slight at the Opera (S04E04)

"I'm trying to remember the telephone number."
Modern Family (2009)
"What is happening to me?"
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"Ah! Ow!"
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"That man's been Mitch-slapping you your entire life."
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"And Phil is way worse than I ever was."
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"I don't know. Maybe he's not the unsympathetic jerk he used to be."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. So you got off to a rough start. Let's simplify."
Modern Family (2009)
"On this shot, I want you to just concentrate on bending your knees."
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"You got it? Bend my knees."
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"Bend my-Dang it!"
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"Straighten my knees. Son of a bitch. You're a hopeless embarrassment."
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"You're kickin' up more sand than a sea turtle layin' eggs."
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"- Did you see that? - Yeah, that wasn't half bad."
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"Hey, listen. I'm sorry I yelled."
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"No. That's what I needed. My tumbling master in college used to yell at me all the time."
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"It just made me better. Really?"
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"Oh, yeah. He'd say terrible things about my manhood."
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"He'd throw the chalk bag at me. He'd call me and taunt me over the summer to keep me sharp."
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"So bring it, Jay. You stink, Phil."
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"You're the worst thing to happen to golf since they let people wear shorts."
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"- You just told me- - No, no. This is part of it."
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"Did you hear that? And he wasn't just talking to Phil."
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"He was talking to 10-year-old you and 12-year-old you."
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"Suck it, Nancy!"
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"I was just trying to help."
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"Just listen with an open mind."
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"- She doesn't believe in psychics. - It's not just psychics."
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"It's all unquantifiable phenomena."
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"I'm going to save you some time."
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"Maybe not now, but soon."
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"You see? That means- Shh. Go on."
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"You are going to meet someone special."
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"I see a handsome man on a horse-like a knight."
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"Well, I am going to a Renaissance fair this weekend."
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"Yes, I know."
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"Even if there was, I wouldn't go."
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"I'd be the laughingstock of the Young Astronomers Club."
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"But I couldn't tell Gloria her fortune-teller was a fake."
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"Not until I had a little more fun."
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"I see that you're smiling. You're enjoying yourself."
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"I know it sounds crazy, but could you please tell me what happened..."
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"to my bunny Buttons, who ran away when I was five?"
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"Never had a bunny. Hate bunnies."
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"I know who's in the barn!"
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"It's like Scrabble with Haley."
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"After a while, you're just playing against yourself."
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"Okay, everyone. Look sharp, please. The press is here."
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"As I was saying, Maureen, I was really at an advantage."
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"Having seen the Broadway production, I was able to learn from their mistakes."
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"For example, in my production, the Phantom appears in the first scene..."
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"I have two sources telling me your lead is home with chicken pox."
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"Uh, mono. Make that three sources."
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"Damn, you're good. Um, permission to speak... off the record."
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"Denied. Okay, fine."
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"Well, then see for yourself in just a moment."
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"Tonight, a star will be born."
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"Cam? Not now, Manny. I'm birthing something."
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"Sometimes in the theater, the real drama happens before the curtain rises."
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"Observe."
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"how would you like to play the starring role..."
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"in Cameron Tucker's Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera?"
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"Luke Dunphy, is it true you passed because of creative differences..."
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"with an overbearing director?"
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"Say nothing to that jackal!"
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"He started hyperventilating just thinking about it."
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"I guess some people are just uncomfortable taking center stage."
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"He's too sick. But don't worry, Cam. You'll think of something."
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"It's always darkest right before the-"
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"Reuben, could you keep that thing still?"
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"Okay. Well, I guess we only have one option."
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"I'll do it. Hmm?"
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"but, you know, I guess it really should be about the kids."
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"Now, if I had tripped on your father's golf ball,"
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"say, top of the stairs, probably would have-"
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"Oh, no! Taken out some pictures."
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"- Look what you've done, Phil! - Mom!"
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"It's okay. It's finally sleeping."
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"Hey, we should take a picture of all of us."
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"Once you get going, you know, you just can't stop."
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"You're taking everything down with you."
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"Oh!"
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"And then, to make it perfectly clear to your father what happened,"
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"I put the golf ball right here, because some people can't see the danger..."
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"unless it's right under their nose."
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"Having kids is fun."
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"And easy."
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"Maybe this is what I should do with my life."
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"Oh, he's such a little angel. I want one."
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"Shh, Haley. Little dude needs his sleep."
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"I wanted to tell Haley about the dangers of starting a family too early,"
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"but what could I say that couldn't be said better..."
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"by a screaming baby?"
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"Mom! Oh, sorry."
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"Mom! Still good."
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Sorry."
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"When he wakes up, we should all go out for ice cream."
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"I was thinking the same thing."
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"What are you doing? Minding my own business."
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"Wait. Ice cream might ruin Lily's dinner."
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"So?"
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"So I spent all afternoon cooking."
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"I thought ice cream would be fun."
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"All you've done today is have fun while I did all the work."
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"I'm just trying to make the most of it with these kids."
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"Who's that? Who's texting you?"
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"It's just about work. Typical."
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"Even when you're here, you're not here."
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"Why are you this upset about ice cream?"
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"If that's what you think this is about, then you haven't heard a word I've said."
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"I-I'm confused. Why do we even have these kids?"
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"I'm going home! Good!"
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"Oh. Fantastic."
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"One stroke down on the final hole."
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"It's such a big putt- such a big, big putt."
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"I like big putts, and I cannot lie."
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"You know what would be sad?"
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"You doing all that practicing..."
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"to finally be able to beat your old man and comin' up just short."
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"I almost... can't watch."
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"You're up, ace."
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