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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - A Slight at the Opera (S04E04)

"Maybe don't keep your face so close to the paint cans."
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"to caress and coax me-"
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"Yeah, well, you gotta keep your eye on the caller I.D."
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"♪ Hey♪ ♪"
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"I'm so jealous you know what you want to do with your life."
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"Maybe he's hungry. I just fed him,"
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"but I don't think bottles can live up to the real thing."
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"Maybe I can calm him down."
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"That divot flew out of there like a rocket."
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"Nancy was our neighbor. I could never throw as well as she could."
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"Saving my voice, just in case."
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"Stop it! Are you trying to spook him? What are you talking about?"
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"Kind of like the way an understudy would traditionally take over..."
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"And those are the capitals I remember"
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"Okay. Come on. That one had to be on purpose."
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"We'll go in for a reading. I'll let her know that we're coming."
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"All right. What are we, three strokes down now?"
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"How was that a Pepper talk? You need to get angry, play aggressive."
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"She doesn't have a boyfriend."
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"There's no Renaissance fair."
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"I see a farm with a red barn."
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"because, after all, it's not called Christine and Raoul of the Opera."
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"Luke Dunphy,"
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"Nope. Hmm?"
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"Manny, what happened? I tried my best."
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"Okay. Well, maybe we can pump Marcus full of whatever they gave those bike riders."
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"I was gonna say, "Play the role myself,""
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"Oh!"
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"I don't know what's wrong with me today."
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"Sorry. Would you just get out of here?"
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"Sorry."
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"I don't have as much time with them as you do. What, by spoiling them?"
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"Never missed a tumbling meet or a break-dance brawl."
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"You know, that song about the dad who misses all the important moments in his kid's life."
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"Oh, my God. I'm a sieve."
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"So, drinks in the clubhouse?"
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"Can't. My kid's in a play. Yeah, I'm meeting a client for another round of golf."
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"♪ You know we 'll have a good time then" ♪"
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"Ay. Tell her that I love her."
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"She knows."
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"And wakes imagination"
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"I'm sure you would have gotten some of it right."
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"As I think you can see, I'm quite flexible."
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"Okay. Hold still, honey."
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"I'm afraid you're going to hit me again."
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"Don't worry. I'm just putting this time."
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"I'm not the strongest golfer, and I think it's holding me back in business."
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"Too bad deals aren't closed in a trampoline park."
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"I'd just lazy back into a rudolph, into a quadriffus, right up the corporate ladder."
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"Hey, Dad. You coming to my play tonight?"
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"Your play? You only painted the sets."
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"Yeah? And Michelangelo only painted the Sixteenth Chapel."
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"Sorry, buddy. I'm getting a golf lesson, then I'm playing with a client."
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"But I'll try to make your next performance."
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"Phil!"
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"- Little busy. - Oh, you always do this."
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"You cram stuff in the freezer without thinking about it."
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"I opened the door, and a frozen turkey almost fell on my foot."
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"Keep pulling it to the left. Are we sure the house is level?"
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"Are you not the least bit sorry? I could have broken a toe."
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"Honey, I'm sorry for dozens of things every day that actually happen."
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"If I start apologizing for things that don't happen,"
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"how productive of a person would I be?"
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"Hey, your golf pro's here!"
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"Hola, hola. Hello, everybody."
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"Hey. Thanks so much for the quick lesson, Jay."
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"Just think of me as a blob of clay waiting for your experienced hands..."
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"First rule of golf: Shh!"
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"Okay."
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"If you're going to be a grump all day,"
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"why did you even say that you were going to teach him?"
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"Because he's how my grandkids get food."
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"There he is!"
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"Ay, thank you so much for taking care of the baby."
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"Cam has me running all kinds of errands for the play."
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"I have to go to the dry cleaners to pick up the costumes,"
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"then I have to go get the dry ice for the fog machine."
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"And maybe I'll go get Cam some flowers."
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"- Oh, Alex can help you with all that. - Oh, perfect."
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"Okay, let's go. We can't be late, or there won't be any dry ice in the house."
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"Good one. What?"
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"You guys have fun. Go on. Nothing to worry about. I got it handled here."
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"Be careful. Don't worry. Just keep your mouth open."
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"We're fine. It's fine."
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"Okay. Can I have everyone's attention, please?"
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"Reuben, hit me with a spot."
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"That's a little harsh. Throw a pink gel on that."
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"That's great. Perfect. All right."
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"I will be recording today's rehearsal,"
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"but don't let that make you self-conscious."
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"I'm only using it to pinpoint your mistakes."
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"Secondly, I have granted full set access..."
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"to Maureen Schick, who will be reviewing our show tonight."
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"Uh-oh. She's vicious."
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"Our last music teacher, Mr. Namagachi,"
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"never recovered from her article, "Anything Blows.""
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"But in fairness, I saw that production,"
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"and the lead soprano was an absolute disaster."
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"No offense, Sophie. You've blossomed since then, sweetie. Okay?"
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"But no batteries in her mike, okay? Great."
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"And lastly, Marcus Talbot-"
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"Guys, he's feeling a little under the weather."
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"Fear not. He's home, resting his instrument,"
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"and he will be ready for the show tonight."
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"But I will need a Phantom for this rehearsal, so anyone-"
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"I guess I could help."
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"I don't know how Marcus ever got the lead."
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"But I know how he got sick- from chewing all that scenery."
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"This was my chance to earn it back from that insincere phony."
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"But first, a silent prayer for our fallen captain, Marcus."
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"Godspeed, old friend."
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"This is boring. Is he dead?"
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"No, he's not dead. He's just sleeping."
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"Babies need to sleep a lot so they grow bigger and stronger and smarter."
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"Hey, Mrs. D. Hey, Lucy."
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"Every time. Mmm."
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"- Well, that's a nice shirt. - Thanks. I designed it myself. It's my best seller."
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"I wish I was inspired like you."
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"Or, you know, aim higher."
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"Open yourself up to some new experiences and find out what-"
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