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Clips from New Girl - The Landlord (S01E01)

"We're about to have a ménage a trois because you won't admit you're wrong."
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"- I'm just saying he's a good guy. - You're out of your mind."
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"- Yeah, get into it. - I am so into this."
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"I can't wait until we're all "ménage-ing.""
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"- Are you into this, Jess? - Yeah."
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"- Say you're wrong. - No. It's great."
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"- Say it's over and it's over. - Okay. Don't get nervous, Nick."
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"This is just a regular conversation we're having."
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"Yeah. - Except I'm rubbing."
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"That's right. - And I'm going to start..."
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"unbuttoning your pants..."
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"and then I'm gonna unbutton my shirt."
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"I'm not gonna take my underpants off. Not right away."
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"I'm gonna keep my underpants on until I let you take my underpants off me."
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"Okay? Because you are gonna be the underpants captain tonight."
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"- Makes sense. - Great choice, Remy."
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"Nick will make a fantastic underpants captain."
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"Let's bring it in. Okay."
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"You two get us started."
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"- Get it started? - Yeah."
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"- All right? - Us two?"
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"Go ahead. - Started."
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"You know what to do. Breathe into each other."
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"Relax into the ménage."
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"Let's get this started."
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"- You doing this? - Yes."
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"- Are you? - Yes. I will do it."
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"- Okay. We're gonna. - Let's do this."
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"- I will. - Say you're wrong, and it's over."
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"- I'm not. - You can't do this, but I can."
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"Okay. Let's do this, Nick."
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"- Let's do it, Jess. - I can do it."
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"No. Okay, fine. I admit it. I'm wrong."
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"Yes. Yes."
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"I'm sorry, Remy."
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"What, we're not doing this?"
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"- Not doing it. - No."
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"I get it, cold feet is just, it's part of the journey, so..."
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"Whoa. What is going on in here?"
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"All right, I am not ready for a four-way. That's..."
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"I'm... I'm..."
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"I'm out of this."
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"To be honest, I'm kind of riding a weird ego high."
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"Why didn't you tell me four people couldn't live in this apartment?"
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"If we're gonna do a shenanigan, I'm fine with doing shenanigans."
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"- Ow! - Oh."
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"Okay, just so we're clear, we're gonna have to live with this, right?"
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"- Yep. - Absolutely."
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"Hey, Kim?"
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"I just wanted to apologize for yesterday."
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"I hope you didn't get into trouble."
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"I really don't want to lose my job, okay?"
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"I've worked at Associated Strategies for six years."
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"Nothing means more to me than Ass Strat."
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"Your lip is bleeding."
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"It opens back up when I talk. Look..."
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"Kim, this wasn't your standard..."
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"2 a.m. Mistaken assault in the parking garage."
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"I've had a thing for you ever since I was the husky kid in the mailroom. And if..."
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"If you don't believe me..."
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"there you go."
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"Straight from '07. Read resolution number four. It's about you."
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""Only think about hot new CFO every other time I masturbate.""
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"I did not live up to the challenge."
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"Number seven:"
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""Start floating idea that people call me Mr. Finish..."
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"- Can I? - Number nine:"
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""Pick a color of Crocs and buy them already.""
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"Okay, thank you."
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"Hey."
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"Go into the conference room and dial me into the Tokyo call."
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"Now."
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"Yeah."
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"Pants. Pants."
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"Five, six."
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"I dialed you into the Tokyo conference call."
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"Yo..."
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"you look awesome."
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"My door is always open."
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"- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?"
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"It's Jess"
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"He said he had a package..."
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"Ow! No."
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"- Stop. - But while you're here..."
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"Come on, Remy."
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"slash Game-Time Jones, slash The Hook-up-erator.""
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"Why can't you admit you were wrong?"
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