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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S01E01)

"Blacks and Jews have a history of sticking up for each other."
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"And Wikipedia says that King Martin Luther loved theJews."
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"Okay, you just said, like, 10 offensive things."
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"My point is, you're popular now."
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"We should join forces. It wouldn't take much."
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"Just a little light making out. And I like a girl with curves."
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"You got to admit, I'm easy on the eyes."
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"Baby, I just am not attracted to you."
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"Plus, I know what you do to the girls you date."
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"You knock them up, and then you hang them out to dry."
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"Quinn and I weren't dating. She was dating someone else."
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"We just did the nasty. And she understood you can't tie me down."
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"I'm a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die."
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"Okay, I'm going to ask you to stop, because I'm starting to get embarrassed for you."
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"You and me would not work out."
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"We have nothing in common."
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"You're top 40. I'm rhythm and blues."
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"- [School Bell Rings] - I am very disappointed in you guys."
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"- Can't believe you narked on us. - Don't get mad at me for exposing your laziness."
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"I'm tired of carrying all of your weight."
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"- Regionals is in a month, guys. - I'm just trying to understand what's going on here."
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"Finn, why did you stop singing?"
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"'Cause you started giving all the male leads toJesse."
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"- Kind of shook my confidence, you know? - What difference does it make?"
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"Everyone knows that my job here is to look hot."
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"My baby hormones are making me moody."
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"There are so many lyrics."
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"Okay. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link."
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"A Glee Club is about a myriad of voices..."
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"coming together as one. All right?"
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"This ends now..."
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"which is why your assignment for the week..."
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"is for each of you to come up with a song..."
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"that best represents how you see yourself..."
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"where you are in your lives right now..."
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"your voice."
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"you're going to stand up here and sing your hearts out."
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"- All of you. - Solos? In front of everyone?"
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"The Glee Club has lost its voice."
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"It's time for us to get it back."
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"- [School Bell Rings] - I am going to kill this assignment."
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"If there's one thing that I know, it's my voice."
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"I have exactly the same vocal range..."
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"as 16th century castrato Orlando di Lasso."
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"But you know what he didn't have?"
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"A song by Miss Whitney Houston in his back pocket."
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"- Hey, Kurt. - Dad?"
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"No, I'm here to pick up Finn. I got a pair of tickets to the Reds game..."
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"and Carole said that Finn's never been to a Major League game."
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"I mean, it's Cincinnati, so it's barely the Major Leagues, but still."
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"- And why wasn't I invited? - Are you kidding me?"
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"Every time I sit down and watch a game, you start in on the fact..."
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"that all the players are wearing stirrup pants."
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"Because there's never an excuse for stirrup pants."
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"- [Finn] Okay, I'm ready. - All right, I'll meet you by the car."
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"This is gonna be so great. It's gonna be great for Finn. It means a lot to his mom too."
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"Hey, I'll see you at home. I'll be home around midnight."
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"Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan ad."
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"Seriously? That's what you came up with?"
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"All right, guys. Let's get things started."
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"As I was first on the sign-up sheet, I'll kick things off."
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"- Okay. - I have chosen Miley Cyrus's "The Climb"..."
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"because it's about overcoming obstacles and beating the odds."
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"In my case, the obstacle is you..."
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"my lackluster teammates who refuse to carry their own weight."
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"[Inhales]"
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"## [Ballad]"
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"[Quavering, Off-key Voice] # I can almost see it #"
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"#That dream I'm dreaming #"
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"#But there's a voice inside my head saying #"
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"#You'll never reach it #"
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"#Every step I'm taking #"
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"# Every move I make #"
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"# Feels lost with no direction #"
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"#My faith is shaking #"
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"#But I #"
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"# Gotta keep tryin' #"
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"Rachel..."
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"I think you've lost your voice."
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"- [School Bell Rings] - Hey, lady-face."
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"I noticed you weren't at Cheerios practice yesterday..."
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"and I don't look kindly on absenteeism."
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"I'm so sorry, Miss Sylvester. It won't happen again."
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"Something happened yesterday that really upset me."
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"It's my dad. He's the most important thing in the world to me."
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"I love him, and I'm afraid that I might be losing him..."
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"because of... my... sexuality."
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"Your sexuality. How old are you, 16?"
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"- Have you even kissed a boy? - No."
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"- Have you ever kissed a girl? - No."
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"Well, then how can you possibly know what you like?"
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"You see, that's the problem with your generation."
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"You're obsessed with labels. So you like show tunes."
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"Doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful."
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"You know, there's only one person in this world who can tell you what you are."
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"- Me. - No. Me."
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"Sue Sylvester. And she hasn't quite made up her mind about you."
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"Wait. I have an idea."
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"Our assignment for Glee Club is to find a song..."
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"- that reflects our voice- - Yeah, you know what?"
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"I checked out of this conversation about a minute back."
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"So, uh, good luck with your troubles..."
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"and I'm gonna make it a habit not to stop and talk to students..."
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"'cause this has been a colossal waste of my time."
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"Hey, Kurt-You wanted to speak to me?"
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"Yeah, Dad. Yeah."
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""Pink Houses" byJohn Mellencamp."
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"Oh, really? I didn't think that was in your wheelhouse."
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"Yeah, I think it's really brave for a Midwesterner like himself..."
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"to, uh, write a song about such bold interior design."
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"No, it's about how the '80s were a tough time for a lot of people..."
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"and, you know, the American Dream isn't all it's cracked up to be."
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"Hmm. Fascinating."
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"Hey, why don't we go grab a couple burgers and, uh, you can tell me more about it?"
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"Sure. But I gotta be honest."
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"That's pretty much what every Mellencamp song is about."
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"But you know what? I'll get my coat."
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"Anything to help you out."
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"What if he says I'll never sing again?"
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"I mean, who am I without my voice?"
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