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Clips from Happy Days - Guess Who's Coming to Visit (S01E01)

"I never started a drag race before, you know? I..."
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"It's all right."
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"All you gotta do"
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"is say ready, set, go,"
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"and drop that flag. Got it?"
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"All right."
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"Okay."
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"Ready,"
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"set..."
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"- Richard. - Dad."
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"Hey, wait a minute. What is this?"
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"Richard, I am very disappointed in you."
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"Cops. Cops."
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"Jean, are you all right?"
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"Richie, come on, we gotta... Oh, hi, Mr. C. See you."
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"Hi, officer. I'm Potsie Weber of the school safety patrol."
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"I'm here on a special undercover assignment."
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"Need any help? You don't need any."
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"Officer, am I glad to see you."
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"These kids, they were gonna have a drag race,"
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"and I came out looking for my... son, and..."
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"Oh, I'll bet you're wondering what I'm doing with this flag, huh?"
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"- Wait. Richard-No... - I'm right with you, Dad."
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"You see, I came out here because my son was in a drag race."
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"Now, he wasn't driving, he doesn't even have a car."
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"He had a car, but he sold it for $25..."
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"It's the children's hour."
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"This isn't a nice way to spend an evening, is it?"
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"You could all be home, tucked in your nice little beds,"
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"but you had to go out and have a nasty old drag race."
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"Now, in case you haven't heard lately, drag racing is a no-no in this state."
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"You're a little old for this kind of thing, aren't you, sonny?"
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"Oh, I get it. The family that plays together..."
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"Sergeant, I can explain what happened..."
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"You'll get your chance to explain later,"
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"so just hold your horses."
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"- Dad... - We'll talk when we get home."
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"Boy, will we talk."
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"Oh, Fonzie."
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"I'm ashamed of you."
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"I never expected to see you in here for dragging,"
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"especially against Skizzy."
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"Now, don't tell me you lost your cool."
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"Hey, Skizzy insulted a friend here."
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"Well, I guess chivalry ain't what it used to be."
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"All right, now look, I'm gonna call all your parents"
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"so they can come and get you."
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"Of course, that doesn't apply to those of you"
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"who get arrested on the family plan."
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"- Sir. - Yeah?"
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"- I'm with him. - Who?"
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"Me."
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"Don't tell me, you're starting your own teenage gang."
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"His parents are out of town."
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"Yeah, my father won a trip to Atlantic City"
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"for having the cleanest restrooms."
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"How nice. Okay, that's it. Dragnet's over."
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"The Dagwood of crime, come on."
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"You bring your gang and come with me."
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"I can't wait to hear your story."
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"All right, everybody in the waiting room until somebody picks you up."
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"I'm sorry you got into this, Mr. C."
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"Mr. C., would it make you feel any better if I told you it was my fault?"
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"I mean, I'm the one who talked Rich into sneaking out."
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"It doesn't make any difference, huh?"
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"I think I'll go wash my hands."
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"Well, how'd it go, dear?"
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"It went fine, Marion. We'll discuss it later."
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"All right."
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"Isn't it way past your bedtime, Joanie?"
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"It's past everybody's bedtime. Did you punish Richie?"
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"Yes, I punished him. Now go to bed, huh?"
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"- What did you do to him? - I gave him what he deserved."
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"Now will you go to bed?"
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"Couldn't you give me a few details? I've been waiting a long time."
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"No details."
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"Now, if you don't go to bed by the time I count to three..."
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"- Just a hint? - No hint."
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"- Now, one, two, three. - Good night."
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"How did you punish him, Howard?"
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"Well, I'm the father, Marion, and I used cool, fatherly logic,"
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"Grounded for life?"
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"I mean, what is that supposed to mean, grounded for life?"
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"It means your dad's pretty mad."
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"Grounded for life."
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"Don't take it too hard. It'll probably blow over by the time you're 30."
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"Come in."
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"Howard."
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"Howard?"
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"Your father has something to tell you."
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"Howard."
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"I've decided that you're just grounded for four..."
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"Two weeks."
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"Two weeks."
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"There, you see, you been paroled already."
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"- Yeah. - Hey, you know, Rich,"
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"your dad's really neat."
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"He could have really been tough on you, but he kept his cool."
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"Come on, Fonz, you can do it. Come on."
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"It ain't time yet."
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"I can beat you with both hands tied behind my back."
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"Yeah? Now it's time."
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"Way to go, Fonz."
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"That settles it. I would have won the drag race."
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"Oh, that settles nothing."
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"Oh, yeah? Come on, goofball. Let's do it again."
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"Oh, no. Oh, no."
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"- Hey, Richie. - Oh, hi."
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"Oh, listen, it wasn't too bad."
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"I mean, I only got grounded for a couple of weeks."
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"Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Listen, it's 5:30."
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"Everybody who's grounded better beat it. Come on."
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"Well, I guess I'll see you in biology tomorrow."
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"Yeah, maybe we'll share a microscope."
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"Those drag races just kill business."
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"and gave him a just punishment."
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"Oh, I've never seen him this upset before."
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"You don't understand, officer. I can explain this whole thing."
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"Do you think he could adopt me before my father gets home?"
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