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Clips from Sex and the City - Belles of the Balls (S04E04)

"Who wants a beer?"
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"- They come in a set like earrings. - I'd be sitting at home depressed."
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"Why would you be depressed"
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"I was talking to Aidan."
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"I once went out with a guy"
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"- How big? - Huge."
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"I could barely fit one in my mouth."
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"The irony is that women don't care that much about balls."
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"She's done. Now, I'm thinking,"
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"I knew I knew you. How the hell are you?"
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"He's a hack. Get me a meeting?"
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"- Allan. - I know."
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"I told my doctor how frustrated we were that we weren't pregnant yet."
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"Can I have my moo shu without a side of sperm?"
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"It's only been three months!"
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"I'm sure your sperm is fine. It's better than fine, it's fantastic."
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"This subject matter has put me off my dinner."
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"You've been saved by the bell."
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"It's me. Sorry to call you this late. Is Carrie there?"
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"- Did you call her? - I called all five of her numbers."
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"She never answers. Here's the thing."
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"I flew out to LA to take her to that MTV award thing."
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"Just one more minute."
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"Listen to this."
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"I'm sorry. You still want me to give them a little pull?"
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"- You think I'm threatened by him? - Not threatened."
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"What do superheroes have to do with it?"
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"that he has nothing to worry about."
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"Did you have a big plate of crazy for lunch?"
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"Is it not doing well in school?"
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"It's a side of Trey I've never seen. It's about the sperm."
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"In view of current circumstances, I wondered:"
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"are men just women with balls?"
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"- I'm thinking about getting one. - Why would you do that?"
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"Women get breast implants."
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"Correction: nut. I look all lopsided."
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"Women don't care!"
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"I made an appointment with the doctor. Will you go with me?"
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"Nuclear fission?"
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"I'm talking to Brad Rosen. You two could share the work."
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"What are you saying?"
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"You have a lot to offer."
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"who isn't so emotional."
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"At my firm they think you'll cry over a legal brief."
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"From then on, it was, "Careful! Don't make Charlotte cry!""
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"If I say, "That's not high enough", they say, "Don't make Charlotte cry.""
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"I'm going to impress him so much, he'll beg me to take the job."
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"Just don't cry. Once in ten years!"
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"Next day, while Aidan was tearing down the shed,"
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"- It's me. - What's the matter?"
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"She won't return my calls."
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"She can reach me, but I can't get her."
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"She's crazy, I'm telling you. She has the eyes of a crazy person."
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"I was such a chump! I really put myself out there"
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"Fuck."
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"How far?"
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"I didn't mean to. I just got trapped."
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"I told him to make a right at the sign for farm fresh squash."
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"I wouldn't do this, but he's hurting. Haven't you had a girl break your...?"
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"The prosthesis approximates the weight, shape and feel of a normal testicle."
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"It comes in four sizes: extra small, small, medium and large."
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"Medium? Really?"
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"- Excuse me? - It's still being tested for safety."
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"Think about it. You want a Pinto near your penis?"
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"In a different urologist's office at the exact same time..."
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"I'm afraid our problem has reared its ugly head."
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"Let's not assume it's the same problem."
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"I just came prepared. Look."
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"I'm sure that you have very strong, Scottish sperm."
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"and do whatever it is you sexy doctor types do."
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"- Do that thing I like. - Which thing?"
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"- Give me one legitimate reason why. - Do I have to say it?"
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"How does my personal life affect your business?"
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"More accurately, how does your personal life affect your business?"
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"You know what? If I was a guy, you would have shaken my hand,"
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"bought me a Scotch and given me a key to an office."
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"Ms Jones, wait!"
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"The next day, Richard Wright hired Samantha."
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"He told her he admired her balls."
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"- What are you doing sitting here? - Waiting for you."
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"Why don't you come in?"
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"A drink where? Ye olde country lemonade stand?"
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"Come inside, we'll talk."
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"Yes, you can. And you better."
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"Come on. Let's go."
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"Unfortunately, it was mostly to himself."
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"...a product of vegan diet discipline."
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"- You can't smoke in the house. - That's cool."
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"Look at him. He can't drive."
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"What are you doing? You can't drive."
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"- You'll have to sleep on the couch. - Better not."
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"You can't drive. Sleep on the couch."
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"After the ball plan backfired, Miranda took Steve out to dinner."
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"What?"
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"This may be hard for you to understand."
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"But who's going to fuck a uni-ball bartender?"
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"- What's that pounding? - Aidan's shooting hoops."
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"I can't stay in your life."
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"How do I do this?"
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"You're a guy. He's a guy. There's a ball. Figure it out."
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"I'm sorry about last night. I guess I got drunk."
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"I didn't mean to come up and ruin your weekend."
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"Stop it!"
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"That dog just bit my ass!"
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"Just like that, Kato stopped the fight."
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"she could reach me. I couldn't get her. See?"
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"That's fucked up."
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"Somehow, the storm had passed"
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"and I never fully understood why."
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"Charlotte, I'm eating."
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"Why are you getting so mad?"
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"Why leap to the conclusion that the problem is me?"
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"Excuse me."
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"- Honey. - Not now!"
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"- Like them pulled? - How do I know?"
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"- Like them pulled? - How do I know?"
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"Let's give them a little tug and see."
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"- You'll do it too hard! - No."
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"- Just a sec. - Who is it?"
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"It's not a good time. We're about to go to bed."
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