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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - A Game of Chicken (S11E11)

"Hope my hubby brings the love tonight.""
Modern Family (2009)
"Ew, my dad liked that. Euch."
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"How bad is it?"
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"Lily: The dolphin is eviscerating Dad."
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"Oh, if it was me, he would totally do something."
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"Ay. Ay."
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"Except for Father Ramirez,"
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"all the priests I asked"
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"were "uncomfortable" with my secret baptism."
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"that they found my trickery "devilish.""
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"It's like, when did Catholics become so judgmental?"
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"Jay, you're back!"
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"Why do you sound surprised?"
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"You cut my brakes or something?"
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"What the hell's a priest doing here?"
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"Oh, it's just a check-up."
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"One of the babies maybe is...possessed."
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"Wait, are you baptizing them"
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"behind Haley and what's-his-name's back?"
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"You can't do that to other people's kids!"
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"If it works, the babies are protected,"
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"their souls are safe,"
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"and they're gonna spend eternity in Heaven."
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"If it doesn't,"
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"it's just like I gave them a little bath."
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""Viejo." I know that word. Hmm?"
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"Did Father Time here just call me old?"
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"Okay, let's all calm down."
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"Let's introduce the babies to the one true God,"
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"then we'll have some coffee cake."
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"You know you're crossing a line here."
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"Haley and Dylan doesn't even have to know."
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"Know what?"
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"Why is there a priest here?"
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"I told you, Poppy's possessed!"
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"Why didn't you just ask us?"
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"You said yes. I think you were very drunk."
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"Haley, New-Phil,"
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"do you really want this baptism?"
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"We've barely thought about it."
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"Dylan did say that he was going to research some religions."
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"I'm halfway through this Jim Jones documentary."
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"So far, that religion seems pretty cool."
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"I'm sorry that I didn't ask you before."
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"I really wanted to do this for George and Poppy."
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"What's the catch?"
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"Well, there's a lot of donations"
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"and some shame around sex,"
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"but Christmas is fun."
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"Ugh. I don't even know how I can decide,"
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"but I guess it can't hurt."
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"You're going to the kingdom of Heaven."
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"And there, you're going to join the souls"
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"like Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa,"
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"Yes."
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"Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What now?"
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"It just -- It suddenly just got very real,"
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"and I don't know why,"
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"Don't ask him because he doesn't even believe in God."
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"you need church, costumes, all that stuff"
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"to feel a higher power."
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"But you think there is one?"
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"Yeah, I felt it when my kids were born,"
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"and, um, when I met this crazy woman here"
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"but, you know, it can be just a normal everyday thing, too."
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"You know, like the way it makes me feel"
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"when I hear a baseball thump into a mitt"
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"or the way Tom Waits' voice"
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"can somehow be ugly and beautiful at the same time."
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"Am I making any sense?"
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"You know, last year,"
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"Dylan and I went to Yosemite,"
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"and we woke up really early one morning,"
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"and it was just us and those gorgeous mountains,"
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"a bunch of huge trees, and a family of deer."
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"It was so beautiful,"
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"and it made me feel like I was connected"
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"to something bigger than myself."
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"You know what, maybe one day"
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"we can get them baptized in a church,"
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"but for now,"
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"why don't we take them up to Yosemite"
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"and look up and say thank you?"
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"That sounds like a great plan, Haley."
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"Gloria: Yeah."
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"And maybe roast some marshmallows while you're there"
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"No, Nick, you can't keep taking money from marketing."
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"They need --"
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"What?"
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"No, I will not stay on the phone"
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"while you moon a cruise ship."
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"Phil: Claire? Hang on."
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"Claire."
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"What was that out there?"
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"We are. I --"
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"They've got a great idea."
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"You're just jealous because Luke went to Scooter"
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"and not to you."
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"That is not true."
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"It's an amazing idea. Okay."
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"Because you love everything I do."
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"I wanted to make sure this was actually a good idea."
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"That is so smart."
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"How is someone this handsome --"
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"I love inventing with you, but this is a business."
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"And Scooter has a lot of experience."
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"That doesn't take away from"
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"all of the things that we've made together."
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"All of that stuff brought me here."
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"Really? You can't spell FormFiller without Phil."
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"But you know you can, right?"
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"The man's hurting. I'm throwing him a bone."
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"Damn it, I'm proud of Scooter, too."
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"Wow."
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"You know, seeing your guys' pitch,"
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"and the -- the passion, that sparkle in your eye,"
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"I saw you care about anything that much."
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"I don't remember the last time I did."
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"That's super hurtful."
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"I -- Honestly, I used to get up in the morning,"
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