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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - A Game of Chicken (S11E11)

"The name's a placeholder."
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"But probably still available."
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"Dad, I want you to know I love your pancake shooter."
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"Have you seen the updates...to..."
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"You should be on a stamp."
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"Has that ever not electrocuted someone?"
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"Sometimes you have to shock a few people"
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"before you shock the world."
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"You're not dropping out of school."
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"You're almost done!"
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"And more importantly,"
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"we don't quit things in this family."
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"Haley quit college."
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"And Alex quit her job in Antarctica."
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"And Dad has never finished a Sudoku."
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"They are hard."
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"Mom, this isn't some goof."
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"Can we at least show you"
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"in the investor presentation this afternoon?"
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"We'd love to hear it, wouldn't we?"
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"Yes! You guys aren't gonna be disappointed."
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"I'm gonna call Scooter now."
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"He's not dropping out of school."
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"You have got to listen with an open mind."
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"After all, what kind of world would we live in"
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"if all parents forced their kids to stay in school"
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"and not pursue their dreams?"
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"No Steve Jobs, no Mark Zuckerberg,"
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"no Cindy Crawford."
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"Steve Jobs put a computer in everyone's pocket."
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"Luke almost died taking off a hoodie on an escalator."
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"My point is, dreams need to be fostered."
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"And if I'm being honest,"
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"I kind of love the idea of being a mentor"
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"to these two young minds."
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"Wooden spoon!"
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"Knock it away with a wooden spoon!"
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"Oh, this is amazing!"
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"Oh, my God. Oh."
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"Daddy so walks like that!"
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"Cameron: Why are you guys laughing?"
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"We -- We were happy?"
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"Were you watching that video again?"
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"Recently, the high school dolphin mascot"
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"He's -- and I don't use this word lightly --"
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"a genius."
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"Rick, you're gonna be streaking through."
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"in what the mascot is doing."
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"Isn't it a lot like clowning?"
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"What did you just say? Are you insane?"
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"truth-teller to the king."
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"Mascots know nothing of veritas and beauty."
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"Don't you just make wiener dogs out of balloons?"
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"You are just jealous because no kid ever said,"
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""Hey, Mom, this year for my birthday,"
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"can we get a narc?""
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"Okay, look, I'm -- I'm sorry."
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"I'm just stressed out. This mascot is under my skin!"
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"I can't have him making me look like a fool today."
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"from the University of North Central Missouri"
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"is coming to watch me coach."
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"A recruiter?"
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"Did you apply for a job in Missouri?"
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"I just said I was available."
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"W-Without consulting me?"
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"Well, you always said you were okay"
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"with moving back to Missouri at some point,"
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"turning our little family into a "farmily.""
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"Why? It's descriptive and fun."
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"And you know what? Look, if I got this job,"
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"I would be the first openly gay college football coach"
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"and I would think you'd support that."
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"And I would think that you would ask me"
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"before uprooting our whole farmily --"
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"Damn it, it's in there now!"
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"Hi. Hi."
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"Hello, mis niños."
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"for a few hours."
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"If you have trouble telling them apart,"
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"just take off their diapers."
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"I wrote George's name inside his."
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"There's my great-grandchildren."
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"Do they recognize faces?"
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"to let them know who's in charge?"
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"Grandpa, you don't need to buy their love."
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"Buy mine, and I'll talk you up."
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"Are we babysitting? Should I cancel golf?"
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"No, no, no, no, I know how important it is"
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"for you and your friends to complain about"
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"how young people today"
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"are slightly different than your generation."
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"Vin Diesel is just Telly Savalas"
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"without the lollipop and a great catchphrase."
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"Okay, and you two, I know how precious alone time is"
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"for new parents,"
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"so everybody go. Bye-bye!"
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"Okay, mis niños, Gloria has planned"
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"Let's see."
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"Who is ready to reject Satan"
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"Today, I'm having the babies secretly baptized,"
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"both into Catholicism and into the crazy things"
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"Absolutely not! Okay, be reasonable, Tashi."
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"I -- Tonight's a big game for me."
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"I -- I need to project authority,"
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"and your antics undermine me."
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"'cause I'm taking it up a giant notch"
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"and taping today's game for my college apps."
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"Oh, you're right -- an Asian kid with great grades."
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"That's fresh."
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"I need to guarantee a spot."
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"Listen, you little punk."
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"How would your fancy colleges"
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"like to see that on your record, huh?"
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"Nice try,"
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"but, uh, my free expression"
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"is protected by the Supreme Court ruling"
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"in North Dakota vs. Bandito."
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"Oh, you -- you halftime hacks."
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"Is this a clown thing again?"
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"We clowns have more humanity"
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