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Clips from Slackers

TV Series 2002 30 min 1,295 clips
Comedy

Credits

I do tonight.
"I do tonight."
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Hey, do you have a condom?
"Hey, do you have a condom?"
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Fuck.
"Fuck."
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I want you to get this bad energy out.
"I want you to get this bad energy out."
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Ethan, I really don't feel like being touched right now, okay?
"Ethan, I really don't feel like being touched right now, okay?"
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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Then you need a jump-start.
"Then you need a jump-start."
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Clear!
"Clear!"
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Ethan, it's--
"Ethan, it's--"
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It's been kind of a long night.
"It's been kind of a long night."
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I don't want to kick a dead horse, but that Dave...
"I don't want to kick a dead horse, but that Dave..."
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he's a bad dude.
"he's a bad dude."
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You made the right decision.
"You made the right decision."
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Thanks for being honest.
"Thanks for being honest."
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No problem.
"No problem."
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- I'm tired. - I know. Me too.
"- I'm tired. - I know. Me too."
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Move over. Let's go to bed.
"Move over. Let's go to bed."
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Move over.
"Move over."
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How about you sleep on the couch?
"How about you sleep on the couch?"
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Shh, be quiet. We're in my girlfriend's dorm.
"Shh, be quiet. We're in my girlfriend's dorm."
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You wanna what?
"You wanna what?"
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No, we shouldn't.
"No, we shouldn't."
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Okay, but you be quiet, hair doll.
"Okay, but you be quiet, hair doll."
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Like that?
"Like that?"
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I said to her, or him, I said--
"I said to her, or him, I said--"
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- I can't believe you guys. - Oh, you can't believe us?
"- I can't believe you guys. - Oh, you can't believe us?"
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-I did not betray you! -That's the one thing we had between us.
"-I did not betray you! -That's the one thing we had between us."
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What about that?
"What about that?"
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Man, I mean, we can't do that to her.
"Man, I mean, we can't do that to her."
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What?
"What?"
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The guy is a stalker. I mean, Ethan, he's nuts.
"The guy is a stalker. I mean, Ethan, he's nuts."
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Fuck you.
"Fuck you."
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I can't trust you anymore. You're out.
"I can't trust you anymore. You're out."
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You sure did fuck up.
"You sure did fuck up."
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But you didn't fuck up so much as you fucked up.
"But you didn't fuck up so much as you fucked up."
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You find somebody, and it just feels right.
"You find somebody, and it just feels right."
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It's like fate.
"It's like fate."
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Exactly! It was my fate to meet her.
"Exactly! It was my fate to meet her."
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But it wasn't your fate to be with her.
"But it wasn't your fate to be with her."
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Unfortunately, my friend, fate...
"Unfortunately, my friend, fate..."
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has a different plan for you.
"has a different plan for you."
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You will grow up, go out into the world.
"You will grow up, go out into the world."
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And you're going to go out there...
"And you're going to go out there..."
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and no one-- no one...
"and no one-- no one..."
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can shoot you down because a woman one time...
"can shoot you down because a woman one time..."
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stepped on your heart and left a scar in its wake.
"stepped on your heart and left a scar in its wake."
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That is your fate, Dave.
"That is your fate, Dave."
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to some day become shogun.
"to some day become shogun."
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There goes Dave the liar. I "f"-ed his old girlfriend.
"There goes Dave the liar. I "f"-ed his old girlfriend."
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- Oh, yeah! - Baby, baby.
"- Oh, yeah! - Baby, baby."
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Boobies, boobies.
"Boobies, boobies."
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Oh, no. That's my mom.
"Oh, no. That's my mom."
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Is enough enough Is enough enough
"Is enough enough Is enough enough"
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I saw the sign When I opened up my eyes
"I saw the sign When I opened up my eyes"
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Guys, I saw the sign.
"Guys, I saw the sign."
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And it opened my eyes. I gotta be with Angela.
"And it opened my eyes. I gotta be with Angela."
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- As your attorney, I can't advise that. - I'm telling everything. That's it.
"- As your attorney, I can't advise that. - I'm telling everything. That's it."
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You guys have nothing to worry about.
"You guys have nothing to worry about."
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- You're serious about this, man? - Dead serious.
"- You're serious about this, man? - Dead serious."
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Hey, you're not fucking "seed of doubting" me now?
"Hey, you're not fucking "seed of doubting" me now?"
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Sam, I'm not going to lie anymore.
"Sam, I'm not going to lie anymore."
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I have something to say to you.
"I have something to say to you."
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And I think that it's important that I say it out of the cage.
"And I think that it's important that I say it out of the cage."
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I think you're doing the right thing. I've never seen you like this before.
"I think you're doing the right thing. I've never seen you like this before."
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Listen, I blew up last night, but I'm proud of you.
"Listen, I blew up last night, but I'm proud of you."
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This is me. You have to understand this.
"This is me. You have to understand this."
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You guys aren't going to pay for this. I'm gonna do this myself.
"You guys aren't going to pay for this. I'm gonna do this myself."
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I never would have given that stuff to Ethan in a million years...
"I never would have given that stuff to Ethan in a million years..."
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You did what you had to do. That's fine.
"You did what you had to do. That's fine."
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Come on.
"Come on."
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- Really? - A little bit.
"- Really? - A little bit."
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Come here. Give me a hug. Got nothing but love for you.
"Come here. Give me a hug. Got nothing but love for you."
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Oh, one, two, three, four hard nipples. Nope.
"Oh, one, two, three, four hard nipples. Nope."
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This is really weird. I never thought we'd see the day when the team split up.
"This is really weird. I never thought we'd see the day when the team split up."
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Wait. Not yet.
"Wait. Not yet."
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We don't split up yet. Cool Ethan? He caught you cheating, right?
"We don't split up yet. Cool Ethan? He caught you cheating, right?"
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- Yeah. - Right?
"- Yeah. - Right?"
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One more job, guys. I say we bury him.
"One more job, guys. I say we bury him."
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But wait,you say. How did we get Ethan's documents?
"But wait,you say. How did we get Ethan's documents?"
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When you only see two of us, watch out.
"When you only see two of us, watch out."
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Because the third one is probably rifling through your shit.
"Because the third one is probably rifling through your shit."
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First on the list, Stockton, Upright and Falk.
"First on the list, Stockton, Upright and Falk."
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Ethan wanted to work there more than anything.
"Ethan wanted to work there more than anything."
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Back on up, slick.
"Back on up, slick."
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Oh, God, I 'm choking.
"Oh, God, I 'm choking."
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I don't know what to tell you, but I think Philip called this one in.
"I don't know what to tell you, but I think Philip called this one in."
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Thanks to this fine, young gentleman.
"Thanks to this fine, young gentleman."
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If you just let me get in there, I'll replace that mouse and be outta there--
"If you just let me get in there, I'll replace that mouse and be outta there--"
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Wes Mann. I'm in emerging markets. And you are?
"Wes Mann. I'm in emerging markets. And you are?"
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Ethan Dulles. I'm actually only here for an interview with Mr. Leonard.
"Ethan Dulles. I'm actually only here for an interview with Mr. Leonard."
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Oh, well. Leonard Leonard and I are very good friends.
"Oh, well. Leonard Leonard and I are very good friends."
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I'm gonna march you right up there.
"I'm gonna march you right up there."
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Let me help you out. You've had such a hard day.
"Let me help you out. You've had such a hard day."
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I look good and everything, but I'm still freaked out, 'cause of the meat.
"I look good and everything, but I'm still freaked out, 'cause of the meat."
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So if you could give me a little privacy.
"So if you could give me a little privacy."
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This is Mr. Leonard's office in Human Resources at Stockton, Upright and Falk.
"This is Mr. Leonard's office in Human Resources at Stockton, Upright and Falk."
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Jack?
"Jack?"
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- Call me Jack. - All right, Jack.
"- Call me Jack. - All right, Jack."
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describes yourself perfectly?
"describes yourself perfectly?"
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I'm gonna have to say slave to the freaky-assed booby.
"I'm gonna have to say slave to the freaky-assed booby."
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Hurry up, brownie, cookie, whatever.
"Hurry up, brownie, cookie, whatever."
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You get into this job because you like to work with your hands.
"You get into this job because you like to work with your hands."
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I work with my--
"I work with my--"
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I work with my hands all the time. I mean, love to rub you down.
"I work with my hands all the time. I mean, love to rub you down."
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On your resume under "activities"...
"On your resume under "activities"..."
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you have "smokin' blunts with the homeys"...
"you have "smokin' blunts with the homeys"..."
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and "bustinî caps in whitey."
"and "bustinî caps in whitey.""
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Please come to Mr. Leonard's office...
"Please come to Mr. Leonard's office..."
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- Thanks. - Yes!
"- Thanks. - Yes!"
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You and me, boy, we can handle shit, all right?
"You and me, boy, we can handle shit, all right?"
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You watch Leonard Leonard handle some shit.
"You watch Leonard Leonard handle some shit."
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Oh, Angela
"Oh, Angela"
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Yeah!
"Yeah!"
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Stockton, Upright and get those lousy cheaters expelled.
"Stockton, Upright and get those lousy cheaters expelled."
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Ethan Dulles is waiting in the lobby for me?
"Ethan Dulles is waiting in the lobby for me?"
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I don't-- What's the holdup? I've been waiting a half-hour.
"I don't-- What's the holdup? I've been waiting a half-hour."
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Still checking.
"Still checking."
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You let him in here and your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower.
"You let him in here and your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower."
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Actually, that appointment's no longer on the books.
"Actually, that appointment's no longer on the books."
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