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Clips from Knight Rider - A Plush Ride (S01E01)

"- Margot Wells. - Michael Knight."
Knight Rider
"Howdy. Keller. The freelance fightin' game's been a little shaky lately."
Knight Rider
"We're just trying to keep our hand in. Yeah."
Knight Rider
"We get high-strung sitting around."
Knight Rider
"Oh, man. Ain't nothin' gonna get you high. [Grunts]"
Knight Rider
"I know what you mean. That nervous energy keeps buildin'up."
Knight Rider
"Name's Corey. Jacobs."
Knight Rider
"Now you know who to call when you want to work it off."
Knight Rider
"Uh-huh? [Grunts]"
Knight Rider
"[Men Laughing]"
Knight Rider
"I, uh, can think of a lot better ways to burn off excess energy."
Knight Rider
"Well, you can start by burning off a little energy with that."
Knight Rider
"I hate to be the one to break this to ya, but this isn't Club Med."
Knight Rider
"You mean, I'm not gonna need my perfume, my makeup, my sexy gowns and my string bikinis?"
Knight Rider
"That sounds great to me, but it's probably the wrong kind of ammunition."
Knight Rider
"Hey, buddy. How about a little snapshot of that little package, huh?"
Knight Rider
"[Whirring] Anything?"
Knight Rider
"[Electronic Warbling] Yes. A semiautomatic pistol, .32 caliber, three clips of ammunition."
Knight Rider
"- Yeah? - Also, seven blouses, four pairs of slacks,"
Knight Rider
"two pairs of shoes, six sets of undergarments, three... KITT?"
Knight Rider
"- Yes, Michael? - Shut up."
Knight Rider
"[Automatic Weapon Firing]"
Knight Rider
"Well, as you can see, this isn't your ordinary, Sunday-go-to-meetin' windshield."
Knight Rider
"Matter of fact, there's nothing about any of these cars here that's ordinary."
Knight Rider
"They're not indestructible."
Knight Rider
"But they'll take a hit that would send a production-line model directly to car heaven."
Knight Rider
"[Keller] Whoo.! Any chance I can get one of those for my live-in?"
Knight Rider
"I don't think you could afford the both of them, Keller, anyway."
Knight Rider
"Unless one, or both of'em, were a dog."
Knight Rider
"Seems to me that a water bed would be more your style."
Knight Rider
"[Chuckles] Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Hey."
Knight Rider
"Why don't you just save that for the hand-to-hand class?"
Knight Rider
"Stow this, Jacobs."
Knight Rider
"Now, none of you should be too impressed with this little demonstration of mine."
Knight Rider
"The best security measures are those..."
Knight Rider
"[Grunts]"
Knight Rider
"What, are you nuts? It's practice, remember?"
Knight Rider
"It was an accident! The strap caught the trigger when I put it in the rack."
Knight Rider
"[Pants] No more accidents. All right?"
Knight Rider
"All right, Knight. All right."
Knight Rider
"[Breathing Heavily] Now, if you ask me, it's crazy using live ammo in the first place!"
Knight Rider
"Yeah. You're probably right."
Knight Rider
"But it does keep everybody on their toes, now, doesn't it?"
Knight Rider
"Come on. We got work to do. Let's go. Come on!"
Knight Rider
"Hey, why don't you come back and join the party?"
Knight Rider
"What's with that guy, anyway? Ah, he spent three years in a Cuban prison in solitary."
Knight Rider
"Ever since then, he gets in these weird moods."
Knight Rider
"Hey, where's Margot? I don't know. She said something about having to make a phone call."
Knight Rider
"Man, I hate white bread."
Knight Rider
"Better go round her up before Bigfoot here eats everything in sight."
Knight Rider
"Hey, wait for me! I need to call my bookie. [Laughing]"
Knight Rider
"[Both Chuckling]"
Knight Rider
"[Clicking]"
Knight Rider
"[Explosion]"
Knight Rider
"[Coughs] Hey!"
Knight Rider
"Hey! Hey! [Coughing]"
Knight Rider
"[Coughing] Michael?"
Knight Rider
"Good morning."
Knight Rider
"Is that your idea of an alarm clock?"
Knight Rider
"Uh, good morning, Mr. Knight. No, it's just a little Halloween smoke, that's all that is."
Knight Rider
"But, uh, it could just as easily have been dynamite, fulminate, les plastiques, you name it."
Knight Rider
"[Clamoring] Jacobs, shut up!"
Knight Rider
"But if I'd been a, uh, a for-real bandito,"
Knight Rider
"now, I could have blown you people all so far that your memories would have just been memories."
Knight Rider
"And then, with you out of the way, your V.I.P. Would be defenseless."
Knight Rider
"A sitting duck. Don't take yourself for granted."
Knight Rider
"A bodyguard is a target too."
Knight Rider
"But what I want you to remember is you gotta be on, every minute."
Knight Rider
"All 24 hours of the day."
Knight Rider
"Now you're on your own until roll call."
Knight Rider
"Knight."
Knight Rider
"Remember. All 24 hours of the day."
Knight Rider
"That goes double for you, amigo. Comprende?"
Knight Rider
"Comprende."
Knight Rider
"Michael, where are your pants? Never mind. KITT, I got a bone to pick with you."
Knight Rider
"According to my data on human anatomy, you have 206 bones,"
Knight Rider
"- give or take some questionable cartilage. - I left you in your surveillance mode."
Knight Rider
"Now, why didn't you signal me when Redmond went into my bungalow?"
Knight Rider
"If you recall, you yourself told me that Mr. Redmond could be trusted."
Knight Rider
"Oh, is that supposed to be an idea of your logic?"
Knight Rider
"No. It's an example of yours."
Knight Rider
"Speaking of which, when are you planning to start making these people nervous?"
Knight Rider
"I'm starting tonight. [Sighs]"
Knight Rider
"I'm gonna organize a card game. I'm gonna get rowdy, and drunk, and indiscreet."
Knight Rider
"Very well. But when are you planning to do some work?"
Knight Rider
"[Men Chattering]"
Knight Rider
"Seven. Oh, that's good! I like that."
Knight Rider
"Man, that's a fool's bet. Don't be bettin' that. That's a good one! I like this. Here."
Knight Rider
"- Here. Go ahead. Go ahead. - Here's $60."
Knight Rider
"[Laughing] Hey! Seven!"
Knight Rider
"Oh, man. Pick up your money. Listen, you guys."
Knight Rider
"You guys know anything about this weirdoJacobs?"
Knight Rider
"I mean, you ever work with him before? He's weird."
Knight Rider
"Hey, pal. In our line of work, asking anything about anybody..."
Knight Rider
"is a risky proposition."
Knight Rider
"Lopez, don't get so touchy. I'm not asking anything about you."
Knight Rider
"- Not yet, anyway. - And that's the way I like to keep it."
Knight Rider
"Hey! Come on, let's just play cards, all right?"
Knight Rider
"Let's just play! It's practically the 21 st century."
Knight Rider
"You wanna bet anything worth knowing about you, Lopez, or you, Keller, or any of us here at the table,"
Knight Rider
"is stored up in some computer somewhere."
Knight Rider
"And all you gotta do is know one thing."
Knight Rider
"- What? - What buttons to push."
Knight Rider
"[Chuckling] Shut up. Shut up!"
Knight Rider
"Come on. Let's play cards, huh?"
Knight Rider
"Okay, today you're gonna practice some ambush and evasive tactics."
Knight Rider
"It'll be two on one: Two cars of baddies to one good guy."
Knight Rider
"Now, Lopez, I want you and Corey to take the limos."
Knight Rider
"Knight, you and Keller will attack Lopez."
Knight Rider
"Margot. I'd like you and Jacobs to attack Corey here."
Knight Rider
"All right? Two against one."
Knight Rider
"[Michael's Voice] Devon, I've been here two days, and I thought I'd give you a preliminary report."
Knight Rider
"Redmond is a genius in denims."
Knight Rider
"What he doesn't know about terrorism hasn't been discovered."
Knight Rider
"Corey is the wise guy. There's always one in every crowd."
Knight Rider
"He gets away with it because he's good."
Knight Rider
"Keller, he's the best driver in the group."
Knight Rider
"He does things they haven't thought of in Detroit."
Knight Rider
"Lopez... Well, he always has a smile on his face."
Knight Rider
"He's as tough as two men twice his size."
Knight Rider
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