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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Wednesday Incident (S02E02)

"Yeah, I might buy my shoes at a kids store,"
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"but I am a damn good cop,"
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"and I will not be made a fool of."
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"So I'm gonna go into that room,"
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"to admit on camera that he robbed those banks."
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"He just died."
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"The chief's assistant, Ryan, was only pretending to have Mono."
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"- Okay, Gina, about Holt. - Fine."
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"Apparently he was supposed to meet"
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"Deputy Chief Ash near his fencing club at 9:30,"
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"but he canceled at the very last minute"
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"HNAA does it again."
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"Okay, so something happened between fencing and coffee."
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"We just have to figure out what."
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"Totes, but first, let's check in with Ryan"
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"Ooh, game changer."
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"we got to get in his head."
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"We have to be Captain Holt."
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"Hello, Gina."
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"Captain Holt, is that you?"
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"Oh, no, it's Jake nailing your voice exactly."
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"Right?"
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"Mine is, "Peralta, that's enough.""
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"Seriously, Jake, this is getting scary."
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"Come with me, young, wise assistant."
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"Let us walk in this direction."
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"Oh, a hot dog. Would I stop?"
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"Damn it, it's morphing into British."
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"Peralta, that's enough!"
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"And I'm walking with purpose. And I'm walking with purpose."
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"And bingo."
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"A door."
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"It's a security camera."
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"If something happened to Holt when he walked past here,"
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"Mm, that does not sound like him."
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"Okay, personal photos are down,"
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"and I got the silver-painted break-dancer outside"
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"to move his very loud boom box elsewhere."
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"- You beat him in a dance-off? - No, I destroyed him."
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"There's absolutely nothing here that will set off Holt."
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"I was trying to cook my oatmeal with a road flare,"
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"but it caught on fire."
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"Why are you using a road flare?"
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"You said the kitchen was off-limits."
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"Yeah, this is your fault, Sarge."
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"I'm just holding a road flare,"
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"stepping on some oatmeal."
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"Just doing me."
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"are my biggest problem today, Jeffords."
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"- Kevin, is the captain home? - No."
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"- He was mugged. - What?"
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"as well as my spot-on Holt impression to figure it out."
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"three shady guys followed him into an alley."
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"One of them had a knife."
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"That's why he's been in such a bad mood."
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"He's embarrassed."
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"- Peralta. - There he is."
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"What are you doing in my house?"
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"What did you say to him?"
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"Captain, it's okay."
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"There's nothing to be embarrassed about."
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"I'm not embarrassed, and I wasn't mugged."
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"Three men tried to mug me, but I fought them off,"
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"injuring two of them."
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"Wait, so you heroically fought off three guys,"
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"It would be like..."
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"♪ Jake the hero ♪"
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"♪ Abs of steel ♪"
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"♪ Sha-la, la-la ♪"
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"Why would you keep this from me,"
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"and why would you lie about going to fencing?"
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"Because he couldn't go, because he's injured."
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"I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed."
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"I'm sorry. You were stabbed?"
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"Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you."
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"You are my husband."
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"especially things that might frighten me."
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"Raymond, you are unbelievable."
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"You cannot muck around in people's private lives."
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"Get out of my house."
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"- Sir. - Detective."
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"I'm not asking about your personal life."
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"I mean, I'm neutral. I mean, who are you?"
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"Floundering is worse than silence."
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"Oh, cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool."
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"Cool, cool, no doubt. No doubt, no doubt."
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"Man, this elevator's slow, huh?"
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"So smart."
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"No more talk-y. Hmm."
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"Eek, blast of cold air coming out of that box."
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"Name of Amy's sex tape."
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"Hey, man, come on. Not cool."
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"I'm going through something. Just let me have this one."
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"It's all right."
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"I want to apologize to Hol but it seems personal,"
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"and I'm not supposed to talk to him about personal stuff."
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"Wait a minute. Gina, that's it."
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"I just had an idea."
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"Peralta, you're a genius."
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"Who was that, ScarJo?"
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"It was Holt, and I think you know that."
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"I thought it was ScarJo."
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"I can't believe that bastard beat me."
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"It's kind of hard to see how he's the winner in this."
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"He made me look like an idiot."
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"No, Amy and I were the idiots,"
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"because we let that ancient windbag fool us."
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"He gave me money for the ginger ale."
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"I went back and checked his dollar."
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"Serial numbers match the stolen bills."
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"You brought in the right guy."
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"You're a damn good cop, Boyle."
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"Except when you threw water in his dead face."
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"That was rough."
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"I wanted to splash the lies out of him."
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"All right, Detective, what's this all about?"
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"- You have 70 seconds. - Why 70?"
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"and sent it to the nearby precincts."
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"We ID'd one of the mopes, and that's his apartment."
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"Well, maybe. It was Gina's idea, so..."
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