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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Wednesday Incident (S02E02)

"Oh, sweet lords of dance, thank you."
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"to discuss personal matters with you."
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"I'm aware of that, yes."
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"In any case, thank you for you help."
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"for all times."
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"Those are good rocks."
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"Not a doctor. Shh."
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"I've been tracking the club owner,"
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"aka my first perp with a cool nickname."
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"Yeah, turns out Rosa was lying about that."
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"El Baboso actually means "the slug.""
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"to several beautiful Latina ladies."
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"Like Sophia and Sa..."
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"Anyway, The Dragon is involved"
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"as well as..."
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"I'm sorry, what's going on? Who are you?"
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"Drexel with the Organized Crime unit."
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"I'm here for the Maric case materials."
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"Oh, are you?"
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"Well, we'll see what my captain has to say about this."
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"Make sure you also pick up the files"
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"that are on Peralta's desk."
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"Sir, I thought you said this was my case."
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"I gave you two weeks."
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"I'm done fending off the Organized Crime unit."
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"you can all use this time to clean up your desks."
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"crumpled tissues, pictures of your families."
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"If you love someone,"
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"you'll remember what they look like."
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"Keep your bands in a box or a bag."
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"effective immediately."
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"Get to work! And de-ball these bands."
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"Holt's been in a bad mood all week."
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"Did somebody do something to set him off?"
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"- What do you mean? - The Wednesday incident."
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"Might I remind you that this is a police precinct"
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"and it's 10:00 in the morning?"
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"That's why this is nonalcoholic sparkling cider."
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"There's absolutely nothing you could be mad about."
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"No, no, no, look, I was the first one in on Wednesday."
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"This story's already full of holes."
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"He was in a bad mood before those sprinklers went off."
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"Something must have happened at home."
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"Dude, just admit that you ruined everything"
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"and you turned our lives into a living hell."
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"- No biggie. - You guys, this is not my fault."
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"Boyle, you believe me, right?"
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"Don't make me do this, Jake."
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"Betrayed!"
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"All right, you know what? Fine."
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"I'm gonna prove to all of you that something else is responsible for his bad mood."
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"It's probably Boyle."
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"No personal calls."
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"He's gonna think I hung up on him."
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"Leave him wanting more."
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"That's basic seduction stuff, Diaz."
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"Captain Holt has been in a bad mood,"
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"and I'm not letting it get any worse on my watch."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"$250,000 stolen, citizens trembling in fear."
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"Well, no more."
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"Boyle, you got your bank robber."
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"Went home last night... no overtime."
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"Just me and some brie, and I cracked it."
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"the thug that's been terrorizing the city."
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"Say hello, Marvin."
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"Hello."
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"Oh, my God, he's so old."
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"He's not that old. His nurse isn't even full-time."
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"He couldn't pull off a bank job."
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"He couldn't pull off the cap on his medicine."
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"I can hear you."
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"Sorry."
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"Hey, this guy is a ruthless criminal."
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"I'm sorry, sir. Is this gonna take long?"
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"'Cause I was hoping to buy some slacks this afternoon."
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"I like corduroy. You like corduroy?"
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"- I love corduroy. - He likes corduroy."
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"You sure you have the right guy? Wasn't the robber strong and fast?"
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"and his voice was disguised."
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"My system is a little unsettled."
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"Could I trouble you for a ginger ale?"
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"Oh, of course, sir."
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"We'll get that and a comfy chair for you to sit in."
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"Yeah."
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"I don't even need the money,"
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"- I get off on violence. - Oh, my God."
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"- Here you go. - Oh, thank you so much."
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"No, no, no, I insist. I insist."
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"Right here."
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"You remind me of my granddaughter."
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"Oh, you are so sweet."
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"I haven't got a granddaughter."
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"You're not scheduled to work today, and overtime is canceled."
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"Yeah, well, remember about a week ago"
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"Setting off my sprinklers, drenching my office,"
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"destroying a paper crane folded for me by Kevin."
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"Right, I forgot how that ended."
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"The point is, that was all just"
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"regular cop stuff."
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"or skip like a schoolchild?"
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"Yes to all of that."
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"But for reals, what non-me thing"
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"is bothering you?"
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"Is there trouble at home?"
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"Peralta, I'm not gonna discuss my home life with you."
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"We're not friends. We're not family."
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"Oh, that's hurtful."
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"I thought we had a special bond."
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"I was your secret Santa last year."
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"But you never wear it."
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"So Holt won't tell me if something happened at home"
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"because I'm not his husband."
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"- His husband. - His husband."
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"I was just a little slow."
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"'cause he can't stand detectives."
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"Yes, but he can stand yous."
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"Nuh-uh, I spent a lot of time cultivating"
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"a good relationship with Kevin."
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"He finally calls me Gina instead of Ms. Linetti."
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