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Clips from Batman - Smack in the Middle (S01E01)

"Done."
Batman
"Hold on, old fellow. I'm getting you."
Batman
"I don't believe it. It didn't happen."
Batman
"Shut up. Tighten seatbelt. Don crash helmet."
Batman
"The Bat-ray's conked our ignition."
Batman
"Robin."
Batman
"Robin."
Batman
"What's he done to you?"
Batman
"I get it. The affected your vocal cords, eh?"
Batman
"Take it easy, old fella. Don't try to talk."
Batman
"Reach, Batman."
Batman
"I was wondering when you'd get around to that."
Batman
"A criminal always makes one mistake, Molly."
Batman
"That was the one hole in your plan."
Batman
"Well, there are gonna be some holes in you, Batman."
Batman
"Foolish girl."
Batman
"You were so bent on your murderous scheme"
Batman
"you failed to notice."
Batman
"'with a hidden Bat-laser beam.'"
Batman
"Molly."
Batman
"Molly, stop."
Batman
"nuclear power source."
Batman
"Ah!"
Batman
"Help!"
Batman
"Help!"
Batman
"Stay where you are, Molly. Don't move a muscle."
Batman
"I'll come and get you."
Batman
"Don't panic."
Batman
"Reach, Molly."
Batman
"I can't. I'm-I'm too scared."
Batman
"If only she'd have let me save her."
Batman
"'Don't fall for it, Batman. It sounds too easy.'"
Batman
"'I'll get out of this myself, the same way I got in.'"
Batman
"Hopeless. Broke off before we could make the trace."
Batman
"All those devilish rumbling noises."
Batman
"What? Those noises?"
Batman
"and a complete set of subway schedules."
Batman
"The Batmobile will do the rest."
Batman
"Right."
Batman
"Mother of mercy! What's it doing now?"
Batman
"Automatic radio link."
Batman
"The answer should be back any second now."
Batman
"Commissioner, phone ahead. Have them clear the platforms."
Batman
"Right."
Batman
"- Hi, Batman. - Hi."
Batman
"Molly should've been back by now"
Batman
"with Batman's scalp. I wonder what went awry?"
Batman
"You went awry, Riddler."
Batman
"Years ago."
Batman
"Don't you know that crime never pays."
Batman
"Ha ha ha."
Batman
"Ho ho ho."
Batman
"He he he."
Batman
"Holy smoke."
Batman
"Batman, listen. Don't look so blue."
Batman
"Their final caper is set for tonight."
Batman
"- And I know what it is. - What do you know?"
Batman
"I played possum."
Batman
"Listen. How many sides is a circle?"
Batman
"Answer, two."
Batman
"- Inside and outside. Right? - Right."
Batman
"Here's the second one."
Batman
"What President of the United States"
Batman
"It's-it's easy, Batman."
Batman
"- The one with the biggest head. - 'Of course.'"
Batman
"That's gotta be the famous skyscraper head office"
Batman
"of the Gotham City National Bank."
Batman
"The Riddler's gonna go inside and cart the loot outside."
Batman
"Well, well."
Batman
"Or have we?"
Batman
"Aw, gee, it was nothin', Batman."
Batman
"Well, what are we waiting for?"
Batman
"Let's call Commissioner Gordon and wrap this up."
Batman
"And now, even as the fearless minions of the law"
Batman
"converge on the head office of the Gotham City National Bank.."
Batman
"are about to come up under the Moldavian Pavilion"
Batman
"But it's so utterly fabulous, Your Excellency."
Batman
"It's simply too much."
Batman
"It's famous mammoth of Moldavia, dear lady."
Batman
"Found in ice many centuries ago."
Batman
"Very cheap stuffing then"
Batman
"Ah."
Batman
"All hooked up, chief."
Batman
"The air vent to the pavilion."
Batman
"Turn them on."
Batman
"Wait for my signal."
Batman
"Good evening, my friends. One and all."
Batman
"Ha ha. Hello, hello, hello."
Batman
"He-ello."
Batman
"It appears to be a vulgar, low comedian."
Batman
"Has anybody seen my friend, The Curse?"
Batman
"Gesundheit."
Batman
"Oh, I see. Curse who?"
Batman
"Gesundheit."
Batman
"Oh, that's delightful!"
Batman
"Did you hear about Greta Garbo?"
Batman
"six boxes of grass seed in her hair"
Batman
"I can't bear it, darling."
Batman
"That's the signal."
Batman
"Quickly, boys. Quickly."
Batman
"Move quickly. Quick."
Batman
"That it. Move those cups out of the way."
Batman
"Rig your hoist and bring that mammoth to the hole."
Batman
"Faster, faster, faster. We can't wait all night."
Batman
"'This joke's on you, Riddler.'"
Batman
"When's a donkey spelled with one letter?"
Batman
"When it's 'U.'"
Batman
"A Trojan mammoth. Oh."
Batman
"Thought we were at the bank, huh?"
Batman
"The police went there as a ruse."
Batman
"I had your clues wrong but Batman solved them."
Batman
"The fabulous mammoth of Moldavia."
Batman
"With jewels on the outside"
Batman
"and priceless postage stamps inside."
Batman
"Get them, boys."
Batman
"Get them or it's curtains."
Batman
"The Riddler, watch him. He's running for the rathole."
Batman
"Back, Batman. Back."
Batman
"If this gas ignites, it'll blow you to kingdom come."
Batman
"You venal viper."
Batman
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