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Clips from Short Term 12 (2013)

I mean, day one's always a little tough.

"I mean, day one's always a little tough."

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there's-- there's always room for something that's just totally unpredictable.

"there's-- there's always room for something that's just totally unpredictable."

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I've got a pretty good story for you if you're ready for it.

"I've got a pretty good story for you if you're ready for it."

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- OK. - Hey, what's up?

"- OK. - Hey, what's up?"

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No. Nate.

"No. Nate."

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- Hi. - Hey.

"- Hi. - Hey."

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- Jessica. - OK, listen up.

"- Jessica. - OK, listen up."

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we put someone at the gate to try and talk them out of it.

"we put someone at the gate to try and talk them out of it."

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Whoa, you got here quick. I did.

"Whoa, you got here quick. I did."

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Good morning. Hi.

"Good morning. Hi."

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Nate, this is Grace. She's your new boss.

"Nate, this is Grace. She's your new boss."

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Hello. Hey.

"Hello. Hey."

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Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

"Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you."

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I would lose the tie if I were you.

"I would lose the tie if I were you."

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that there's very little reality in it.

"that there's very little reality in it."

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Hey, don't piss in the water before we put our toes in.

"Hey, don't piss in the water before we put our toes in."

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OK, so Grace, my wonderful new boss

"OK, so Grace, my wonderful new boss"

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at the time, she leaves me at my gate duty for like three

"at the time, she leaves me at my gate duty for like three"

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And I'm dying because I ate the tacos that they serve

"And I'm dying because I ate the tacos that they serve"

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dude, he's like a foot taller than me.

"dude, he's like a foot taller than me."

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But Grace, she's standing right there, and she just lets it happen.

"But Grace, she's standing right there, and she just lets it happen."

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Whatever.

"Whatever."

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smiling at me from the opposite side of the gate

"smiling at me from the opposite side of the gate"

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because he knows that we can't touch him.

"because he knows that we can't touch him."

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Eventually he gets on this bus, so I get on the bus too.

"Eventually he gets on this bus, so I get on the bus too."

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And at this point I can't think of anything but whatever

"And at this point I can't think of anything but whatever"

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the hell these tacos are doing to my bowels.

"the hell these tacos are doing to my bowels."

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Sol make up my mind, fuck this.

"Sol make up my mind, fuck this."

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Holy shit. Remember what I said.

"Holy shit. Remember what I said."

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Hey now, this part is true. I was there.

"Hey now, this part is true. I was there."

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- Are you sure? - Yeah.

"- Are you sure? - Yeah."

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So the bus stops. He gets off.

"So the bus stops. He gets off."

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I wait a second.

"I wait a second."

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What can I do? I have no other choice.

"What can I do? I have no other choice."

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And the second that my feet touch the ground, it is like a

"And the second that my feet touch the ground, it is like a"

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So I'm just standing there, shit gushing down my thighs.

"So I'm just standing there, shit gushing down my thighs."

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And Wesley is just there, doubled over, losing it.

"And Wesley is just there, doubled over, losing it."

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And he's fuckin' laughing so hard. I've never seen anything--

"And he's fuckin' laughing so hard. I've never seen anything--"

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Come on, Nate! Go.

"Come on, Nate! Go."

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Sammy!

"Sammy!"

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Sammy!

"Sammy!"

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Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey."

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Whoa, I got him. Let go, you fucking perverts!

"Whoa, I got him. Let go, you fucking perverts!"

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OK. Nate, grab his feet, please.

"OK. Nate, grab his feet, please."

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Just going to sit down here in the grass for a while until you de-escalate.

"Just going to sit down here in the grass for a while until you de-escalate."

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De-escalate my asshole, you duck fuckers!

"De-escalate my asshole, you duck fuckers!"

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You know the drill, Sammy. Just let it pass.

"You know the drill, Sammy. Just let it pass."

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You all right, buddy?

"You all right, buddy?"

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Whoa, he got pretty far that time. I think it's a new record.

"Whoa, he got pretty far that time. I think it's a new record."

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Somehow it even got back to my mom.

"Somehow it even got back to my mom."

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You heard that story, right Sammy?

"You heard that story, right Sammy?"

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How are you guys doing over there? Fantastic.

"How are you guys doing over there? Fantastic."

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How are you feeling, Sammy? You got it all out?

"How are you feeling, Sammy? You got it all out?"

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Up we go, bud.

"Up we go, bud."

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All right, I'll see you back at the office.

"All right, I'll see you back at the office."

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, man. All right.

", man. All right."

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This guy's been eating his Wheaties in the morning.

"This guy's been eating his Wheaties in the morning."

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Have you ever thought about the Olympics, Sammy?

"Have you ever thought about the Olympics, Sammy?"

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Running track?

"Running track?"

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These are the files on our kids, if you want to see what

"These are the files on our kids, if you want to see what"

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kind of crap they've been through. How long do they stay here?

"kind of crap they've been through. How long do they stay here?"

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Supposedly less than a year, but we have a few that have

"Supposedly less than a year, but we have a few that have"

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been here a little over three.

"been here a little over three."

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We just keep them until the county figures out where they're going to go next.

"We just keep them until the county figures out where they're going to go next."

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Tom!

"Tom!"

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Go brush your teeth!

"Go brush your teeth!"

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Mmm.

"Mmm."

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Remember, you are not their parent. You are not their therapist.

"Remember, you are not their parent. You are not their therapist."

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You are here to create a safe environment, and that's it.

"You are here to create a safe environment, and that's it."

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And since you're new, they're going to try and test you, see

"And since you're new, they're going to try and test you, see"

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what they can get away with. So just say no for a while.

"what they can get away with. So just say no for a while."

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Kind of got to be an asshole before you can be their friend.

"Kind of got to be an asshole before you can be their friend."

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You're going to be fine.

"You're going to be fine."

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Community meeting is in five minutes!

"Community meeting is in five minutes!"

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So this is how it's going to be?

"So this is how it's going to be?"

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You've got five seconds.

"You've got five seconds."

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Fuck!

"Fuck!"

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I love you too.

"I love you too."

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That's not cool.

"That's not cool."

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Kendra, will you be secretary for us today?

"Kendra, will you be secretary for us today?"

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Sure, I guess.

"Sure, I guess."

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Community meeting is now in session.

"Community meeting is now in session."

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Community announcements?

"Community announcements?"

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No announcements?

"No announcements?"

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What's going on, you guys?

"What's going on, you guys?"

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You look a little dead.

"You look a little dead."

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What did you do to them? I don't know.

"What did you do to them? I don't know."

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I farted when I was outside. Maybe some of it followed me in.

"I farted when I was outside. Maybe some of it followed me in."

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Did you shart yourself again?

"Did you shart yourself again?"

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No, Luis, I did not shart, thank you very much.

"No, Luis, I did not shart, thank you very much."

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It's still funny. OK, are we done?

"It's still funny. OK, are we done?"

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I've-- I've heard that story like three times today.

"I've-- I've heard that story like three times today."

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OK, if no one has any non-poop related announcements, I have one.

"OK, if no one has any non-poop related announcements, I have one."

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As most of you are already aware, Marcus is turning 18

"As most of you are already aware, Marcus is turning 18"

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and will be leaving us. Can I have his room?

"and will be leaving us. Can I have his room?"

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We are going to be throwing him a little party next week.

"We are going to be throwing him a little party next week."

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Marcus, any requests?

"Marcus, any requests?"

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Can I shave my head? I was talking about food for the party.

"Can I shave my head? I was talking about food for the party."

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No, I don't. I don't want food.

"No, I don't. I don't want food."

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I want to shave my head.

"I want to shave my head."

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OK. As long as I hold the razor.

"OK. As long as I hold the razor."

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OK, everyone else, thoughts?

"OK, everyone else, thoughts?"

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Food for Marcus' party, what are we going to do?

"Food for Marcus' party, what are we going to do?"

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OK, OK.

"OK, OK."

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Everyone, one at a time, please.

"Everyone, one at a time, please."

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Luis, thank you for raising your hand. Who's the weird guy over there?

"Luis, thank you for raising your hand. Who's the weird guy over there?"

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Please do not be jerks to him. It is his first day.

"Please do not be jerks to him. It is his first day."

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Do you want to introduce yourself? Um, sure.

"Do you want to introduce yourself? Um, sure."

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Great.

"Great."

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Yeah. Hey.

"Yeah. Hey."

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I took a year off of school because, you know, I just

"I took a year off of school because, you know, I just"

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wanted to get some life experience.

"wanted to get some life experience."

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And I always wanted to work with underprivileged kids.

"And I always wanted to work with underprivileged kids."

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Hey, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

"Hey, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

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Marcus, settle down.

"Marcus, settle down."

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No, I want to know what you mean by that, underprivileged.

"No, I want to know what you mean by that, underprivileged."

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That's not what I meant.

"That's not what I meant."

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Then think about your fucking words before you speak!

"Then think about your fucking words before you speak!"

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Newbie! That's a level drop.

"Newbie! That's a level drop."

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Go to your room.

"Go to your room."

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