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Clips from Evan Almighty

Movies 2007 96 min ★ 5.5/10 (164,929 ratings) 1,473 clips
Fantasy Family Comedy

Credits

who has just been elected Buffalo's representative to Congress.
"who has just been elected Buffalo's representative to Congress."
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(ALL CHEERING)
"(ALL CHEERING)"
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ALL: Baxter! Baxter! Baxter!
"ALL: Baxter! Baxter! Baxter!"
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What did we do before GPS?
"What did we do before GPS?"
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EVAN: Here it is! Welcome to the good life.
"EVAN: Here it is! Welcome to the good life."
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Yeah, richer friends.
"Yeah, richer friends."
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And you know what? I think there's something for our fishermen up there.
"And you know what? I think there's something for our fishermen up there."
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EVAN: Baxter family, this is what's called a scenic vista.
"EVAN: Baxter family, this is what's called a scenic vista."
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Okay, someone's had enough Animal Planet for one lifetime.
"Okay, someone's had enough Animal Planet for one lifetime."
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Yeah, let's head out! Come on. The best is yet to come!
"Yeah, let's head out! Come on. The best is yet to come!"
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Look over to the right. That is your new home.
"Look over to the right. That is your new home."
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Uh-huh. JOAN: I don't remember it being this big in the brochure.
"Uh-huh. JOAN: I don't remember it being this big in the brochure."
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EVAN: Pretty amazing, isn't it?
"EVAN: Pretty amazing, isn't it?"
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All right, everybody! Say escrow!
"All right, everybody! Say escrow!"
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ALL: Escrow!
"ALL: Escrow!"
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This is our house?
"This is our house?"
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(YELLING EXCITEDLY)
"(YELLING EXCITEDLY)"
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Mr. Baxter, could you give us some direction on these kitchen cabinets?
"Mr. Baxter, could you give us some direction on these kitchen cabinets?"
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Okay, it's between your maple and your old-growth Brazilian cherry.
"Okay, it's between your maple and your old-growth Brazilian cherry."
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you can't beat the Brazilian cherry.
"you can't beat the Brazilian cherry."
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It's 200, 300 years old.
"It's 200, 300 years old."
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And now you are going to hold my dishes.
"And now you are going to hold my dishes."
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Yeah. Definitely. He's going with the cherry!
"Yeah. Definitely. He's going with the cherry!"
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RYAN: Dad, look!
"RYAN: Dad, look!"
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Oh, no, no, no, no, get him away!
"Oh, no, no, no, no, get him away!"
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You do not play with stray dogs because they are very...
"You do not play with stray dogs because they are very..."
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No, you don't! There we go.
"No, you don't! There we go."
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They are stinky. They are smelly. They get hair all over the place.
"They are stinky. They are smelly. They get hair all over the place."
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
"(BOTH GIGGLING)"
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EVAN: Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes day one
"EVAN: Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes day one"
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You know, those boys were having so much fun tonight,
"You know, those boys were having so much fun tonight,"
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He met a dog. What do you think he prayed for?
"He met a dog. What do you think he prayed for?"
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Me? I don't know. Praying just...
"Me? I don't know. Praying just..."
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If it were me, I would take all the help I could get.
"If it were me, I would take all the help I could get."
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Hello!
"Hello!"
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This is Regina Sparks reporting for...
"This is Regina Sparks reporting for..."
Evan Almighty
(CLEARING THROAT)
"(CLEARING THROAT)"
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Hello, there. Hi.
"Hello, there. Hi."
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The house is great. I love it.
"The house is great. I love it."
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and I know that with great power comes great responsibility.
"and I know that with great power comes great responsibility."
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Please help me change the world.
"Please help me change the world."
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(GRUNTING)
"(GRUNTING)"
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I am successful. I am powerful. I am handsome.
"I am successful. I am powerful. I am handsome."
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I am happy, successful, powerful, handsome, happy.
"I am happy, successful, powerful, handsome, happy."
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Later, gator.
"Later, gator."
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(EXCLAIMING)
"(EXCLAIMING)"
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(GASPING)
"(GASPING)"
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Must have the wrong address.
"Must have the wrong address."
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WOMAN: Congressman Baxter. Good morning. Good morning.
"WOMAN: Congressman Baxter. Good morning. Good morning."
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Oh, this is so cool.
"Oh, this is so cool."
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Yeah. This'll work.
"Yeah. This'll work."
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There he is! The head honcho. The big kahuna.
"There he is! The head honcho. The big kahuna."
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Oh, this is nice! This is really nice!
"Oh, this is nice! This is really nice!"
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15.
"15."
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(LAUGHING) I love you.
"(LAUGHING) I love you."
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Ta-da! This, my friend, is a power office, to remind you of the mission!
"Ta-da! This, my friend, is a power office, to remind you of the mission!"
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Oh, come on. Yesterday we're in the basement.
"Oh, come on. Yesterday we're in the basement."
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You and Congressman Long having a barbecue.
"You and Congressman Long having a barbecue."
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Congressman Long eating your hot dog.
"Congressman Long eating your hot dog."
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Congressman Long's assistant just dropped this off.
"Congressman Long's assistant just dropped this off."
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The Congressman would like for you
"The Congressman would like for you"
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The Citizens' Integration of Public Lands Act.
"The Citizens' Integration of Public Lands Act."
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You got your name on a major piece of legislation!
"You got your name on a major piece of legislation!"
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he's going to have to introduce it to the committee immediately.
"he's going to have to introduce it to the committee immediately."
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I'm personally going with whatever Congressman Baxter decides,
"I'm personally going with whatever Congressman Baxter decides,"
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It'd probably be you.
"It'd probably be you."
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It's world-changing time!
"It's world-changing time!"
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We're not going, are we?
"We're not going, are we?"
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Hey, I'm the one who has to read this thing!
"Hey, I'm the one who has to read this thing!"
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Okay, Ry, let's clean all this stuff up. Dad's got work to do.
"Okay, Ry, let's clean all this stuff up. Dad's got work to do."
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Hey! Hey! Hey! No. Okay.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! No. Okay."
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Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! What's going on?
"Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! What's going on?"
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(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)
"(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)"
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Dad, what are you doing? I'm watching this.
"Dad, what are you doing? I'm watching this."
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GOD: Go-four-wood. Get it?
"GOD: Go-four-wood. Get it?"
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I want you to build an ark.
"I want you to build an ark."
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Hello, I am Evan...
"Hello, I am Evan..."
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Eight pounds, 11 ounces.
"Eight pounds, 11 ounces."
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You're a clean freak. You care much too much about your outward appearance.
"You're a clean freak. You care much too much about your outward appearance."
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And when you were a little boy, you were afraid of Gumby.
"And when you were a little boy, you were afraid of Gumby."
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I'm God.
"I'm God."
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You're God?
"You're God?"
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All right, see you later!
"All right, see you later!"
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How did you get in here? I'm calling the cops.
"How did you get in here? I'm calling the cops."
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Officer! Officer! Officer! Carjacker! Carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car!
"Officer! Officer! Officer! Carjacker! Carjacker in the car! Carjacker in the car!"
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(CAR HONKING)
"(CAR HONKING)"
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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(STAMMERING)
"(STAMMERING)"
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Good morning, chief!
"Good morning, chief!"
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(EXCLAIMING)
"(EXCLAIMING)"
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Weird how?
"Weird how?"
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How'd you know that?
"How'd you know that?"
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(GASPS)
"(GASPS)"
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MARTY: Those are rock-star plates, man. You can park anywhere.
"MARTY: Those are rock-star plates, man. You can park anywhere."
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of the United States of America
"of the United States of America"
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...one nation, under me... ALL: One nation, under God...
"...one nation, under me... ALL: One nation, under God..."
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Hey, I wrote the thing and I have a few questions.
"Hey, I wrote the thing and I have a few questions."
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Yes, sir. I'm in. Wonderful!
"Yes, sir. I'm in. Wonderful!"
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Enjoy that office.
"Enjoy that office."
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Evan, what happened to you?
"Evan, what happened to you?"
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You can't faint during the Pledge of Allegiance. It's un-American.
"You can't faint during the Pledge of Allegiance. It's un-American."
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Oh, good. The doctor's here.
"Oh, good. The doctor's here."
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(DOOR OPEN) Heyyy!
"(DOOR OPEN) Heyyy!"
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The name is stressed
"The name is stressed"
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Oh no honey, i've known you 20 years... ...i know your stressed
"Oh no honey, i've known you 20 years... ...i know your stressed"
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Thank you honey -O.K.
"Thank you honey -O.K."
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Good Morning
"Good Morning"
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We're gonna have a rightess hiking trip
"We're gonna have a rightess hiking trip"
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Hey dad look! 2 doves that's supose to be good luck
"Hey dad look! 2 doves that's supose to be good luck"
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Hey! When you're on my lawn keep it in your pot!
"Hey! When you're on my lawn keep it in your pot!"
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MARTY: You're right on time.
"MARTY: You're right on time."
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Congressman Jim Dodd, head of Ways and Means.
"Congressman Jim Dodd, head of Ways and Means."
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That's speculation. I don't know him personally...
"That's speculation. I don't know him personally..."
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Sounds like a plan. Are you all right?
"Sounds like a plan. Are you all right?"
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You're all jumpy. Are you on that Fen-Phen?
"You're all jumpy. Are you on that Fen-Phen?"
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Guys! No, no! Get out! Get out! Oh, my hair!
"Guys! No, no! Get out! Get out! Oh, my hair!"
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I'm Marty Stringer. I'm Congressman Baxter's chief of staff.
"I'm Marty Stringer. I'm Congressman Baxter's chief of staff."
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Gentlemen, good to see you.
"Gentlemen, good to see you."
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Do you want to explain yourself, Congressman? What is going on?
"Do you want to explain yourself, Congressman? What is going on?"
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
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