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Clips from Devious Maids - Cleaning Out the Closet (S01E01)

I am cleaning the most 'fast as I can.

"I am cleaning the most 'fast as I can."

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This is not the party.

"This is not the party."

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I am the mother of Eddie.

"I am the mother of Eddie."

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I'm not kidding.

"I'm not kidding."

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Andro 'to the police,

"Andro 'to the police,"

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and tell you 'your small business unless you have some answers.

"and tell you 'your small business unless you have some answers."

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Look, I did not know that Flora was pregnant, I swear.

"Look, I did not know that Flora was pregnant, I swear."

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But did you know that Eddie was cheating.

"But did you know that Eddie was cheating."

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We ... we were working on a party for the head of Flora.

"We ... we were working on a party for the head of Flora."

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Eddie was doing business with the spoiled brats.

"Eddie was doing business with the spoiled brats."

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However, this was an only child.

"However, this was an only child."

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Just Eddie and 'shot, Flora and the 'jumped on him.

"Just Eddie and 'shot, Flora and the 'jumped on him."

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A couple of weeks later, I saw them go out together.

"A couple of weeks later, I saw them go out together."

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I need the name.

"I need the name."

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I do not ask the name to customers.

"I do not ask the name to customers."

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E 'over there'. I'll can ' ask herself.

"E 'over there'. I'll can ' ask herself."

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Over there 'where? E 'at this party?

"Over there 'where? E 'at this party?"

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Just '.

"Just '."

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Remi Delatour?

"Remi Delatour?"

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If you say so.

"If you say so."

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I just know that he likes cocaine, and if they can not 'afford so much.

"I just know that he likes cocaine, and if they can not 'afford so much."

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Oh, my God!

"Oh, my God!"

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Oh, my God! Michael! Michael!

"Oh, my God! Michael! Michael!"

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Somebody!

"Somebody!"

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Take a knife! Now!

"Take a knife! Now!"

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Call 911! Somebody call 911!

"Call 911! Somebody call 911!"

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Please come back to me, baby.

"Please come back to me, baby."

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I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for everything.

"I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for everything."

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Please come back to me.

"Please come back to me."

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Wake up, please.

"Wake up, please."

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I'm so sorry ... please.

"I'm so sorry ... please."

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Please wake up small.

"Please wake up small."

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So I want to introduce you to someone.

"So I want to introduce you to someone."

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I saw our reflection in the glass,

"I saw our reflection in the glass,"

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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And if you can't get this for me,

"And if you can't get this for me,"

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What did the paramedics say?

"What did the paramedics say?"

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- Paramedics? - From the ambulance.

"- Paramedics? - From the ambulance."

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Where did this happen?

"Where did this happen?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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But don't tell him about me.

"But don't tell him about me."

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What if he's dead?

"What if he's dead?"

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Hey.

"Hey."

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What are you still doing up?

"What are you still doing up?"

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And I got to hear the baby's heartbeat.

"And I got to hear the baby's heartbeat."

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in the craziness at the office. And...

"in the craziness at the office. And..."

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It was a perverse grab for attention.

"It was a perverse grab for attention."

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This is a temporary situation.

"This is a temporary situation."

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from day one.

"from day one."

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And if you don't start making a choice soon, I will.

"And if you don't start making a choice soon, I will."

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He got her pregnant.

"He got her pregnant."

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She was gonna ruin his life.

"She was gonna ruin his life."

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Did Remi know she was pregnant?

"Did Remi know she was pregnant?"

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Then we have enough evidence to challenge the D.A.'s case.

"Then we have enough evidence to challenge the D.A.'s case."

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was that "ethical" and "legal" aren't the same thing.

"was that "ethical" and "legal" aren't the same thing."

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I'd rather not be introduced as your friend.

"I'd rather not be introduced as your friend."

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No. No, no. We are, uh, we are boyfriends, A.J.

"No. No, no. We are, uh, we are boyfriends, A.J."

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There is a very big difference.

"There is a very big difference."

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Oh, what are you doing up so late?

"Oh, what are you doing up so late?"

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So... look, there's a lot to do.

"So... look, there's a lot to do."

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Coffee. Well, that I can handle.

"Coffee. Well, that I can handle."

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Why don't you go upstairs?

"Why don't you go upstairs?"

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Does he?

"Does he?"

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Is there a problem?

"Is there a problem?"

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And he has lousy taste in music.

"And he has lousy taste in music."

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Do you want me to do that?

"Do you want me to do that?"

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No. I think I've got it. Come on.

"No. I think I've got it. Come on."

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Fine.

"Fine."

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Oh, I'm sorry. Is my disgust showing?

"Oh, I'm sorry. Is my disgust showing?"

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You are a big ball of hostility.

"You are a big ball of hostility."

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Why do I jog?

"Why do I jog?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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Tell 'em to bring something stronger than codeine.

"Tell 'em to bring something stronger than codeine."

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I was hooked in the '90s.

"I was hooked in the '90s."

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It does nothing for me anymore. Oh.

"It does nothing for me anymore. Oh."

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Hello?

"Hello?"

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It's a miracle I found him.

"It's a miracle I found him."

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just before she plowed right into me.

"just before she plowed right into me."

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'Cause that woman is evil, and I want her punished.

"'Cause that woman is evil, and I want her punished."

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Did you make the coffee?

"Did you make the coffee?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Does he ever...

"Does he ever..."

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You know, I was thinking of asking if we could live together.

"You know, I was thinking of asking if we could live together."

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Exactly.

"Exactly."

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Why?

"Why?"

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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is an attempt to impose order on my chaotic inner life.

"is an attempt to impose order on my chaotic inner life."

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Well, my mess is your party.

"Well, my mess is your party."

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I looked for you last night, but you were gone.

"I looked for you last night, but you were gone."

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In the middle of the night?

"In the middle of the night?"

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Why don't you go with him next time?

"Why don't you go with him next time?"

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Oh, there you are. I've been lookin' for you.

"Oh, there you are. I've been lookin' for you."

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Yeah. During last night's festivities,

"Yeah. During last night's festivities,"

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You used to be a whiz with wine stains.

"You used to be a whiz with wine stains."

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Oh, I can get the stain out. I choose not to.

"Oh, I can get the stain out. I choose not to."

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I beg your pardon?

"I beg your pardon?"

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Because I'm the only one in this room

"Because I'm the only one in this room"

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Go ahead. Move in.

"Go ahead. Move in."

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He's an ad exec from la Jolla.

"He's an ad exec from la Jolla."

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Thank God.

"Thank God."

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You can stop shooting daggers at me.

"You can stop shooting daggers at me."

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I do.

"I do."

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I feel awful.

"I feel awful."

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But you and me...

"But you and me..."

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We are done.

"We are done."

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Call the cops?

"Call the cops?"

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You ignore your baby.

"You ignore your baby."

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Yes! I make mistakes. I admit it!

"Yes! I make mistakes. I admit it!"

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I'm a good person!

"I'm a good person!"

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I am a good person.

"I am a good person."

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because... I didn't want to hurt you.

"because... I didn't want to hurt you."

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And I'm gonna be happy...

"And I'm gonna be happy..."

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Very soon!

"Very soon!"

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and he will use me to do it.

"and he will use me to do it."

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It's Marisol, right?

"It's Marisol, right?"

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- Yes. - Is Mr. Stappord in?

"- Yes. - Is Mr. Stappord in?"

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But you should make an appointment.

"But you should make an appointment."

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Oh, my God. Lady, you need to get out of my house now,

"Oh, my God. Lady, you need to get out of my house now,"

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or I will throw you out.

"or I will throw you out."

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