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Clips from Entourage - The All Out Fall Out (S05E05)

"You don't know the half of it."
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"We're gonna be swimming in an ocean of Cristal."
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"I've got enough Almas Russian-gold caviar"
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"for 300 guests, so, please, don't come on an empty stomach!"
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"Okay, so Efron was supposed to do a performance."
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"Now what can you do?"
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"What else can you do?"
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"have a dance with your daughter. How does that sound?"
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"(SOFTLY) She needs someone to take that stick out of her ass."
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"- Excuse me? - Vince was Aquaman,"
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"ma'am, star of the highest grossing film of all time."
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"Aquaman, Aquaman, yes."
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"Yes, okay..."
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"And what is Aquaman known for again, Mitchell?"
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"All of the tables surround the hotel pool and you will be like a living centerpiece"
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"for everyone to see. I love this."
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"- Sweetie? - 200 Gs warm you up, Vince?"
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"Turtle, you know how you drive in Grand Theft Auto?"
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"Way ahead of you, Vin."
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"The way they insulted you, bro, they had it coming."
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"Let's get hammered like it's St. Paddy's day."
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"- The Ozzy Osbourne story? - It's actually a story"
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"about a young black supermarket checker who falls in love with an older Jewish woman."
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"- And I'm thinking Meryl Streep. - We love Meryl Streep, Ari."
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"It's set against the Crown Heights riots."
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"- Any love scenes? - Three."
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"- I mean, I could pull it off. - MAN: Mr. Gold?"
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"Yes."
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"I'm Officer Nickerson. This is Officer Morgan."
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"- Officer? - Is this about the car accident?"
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"No, sir, this is about that bag of feces you sent one Adam Davies today."
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"What about it?"
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"- Cuff him, Bill. - No, no, hold on a second."
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"Since when is sending someone a present a crime?"
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"You are literally on some sick shit, Ari."
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"NICKERSON: Mr. Gold, if you cooperate,"
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"(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"- Who are you guys? - BHPD... Boner Patrol."
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"Oh, please... Oh, come on!"
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"- (LAUGHING) - Lloyd!"
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"Lloyd, you speak their language. Make it stop!"
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"It'll be over soon, Ari. Just close your eyes and think of pussy."
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"I hope you're not calling me for a release on your hard on, Ari."
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"I actually want to talk to you about a little misunderstanding."
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"And we ain't friends."
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"It wasn't a joke, Ari, it was torture."
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"Get used to it, pal, 'cause it's gonna keep coming."
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"Like the Terminator, I cannot be stopped."
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"This is a very dangerous game you're playing, Davies."
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"Ari, I am going to fuck with you day and night."
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"You know why? Because I'm younger,"
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"And because I can."
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"This means war, Lloyd."
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"Now I know you don't know the man code, so I want you to swear"
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"on Tom getting gangrene on his cock that you will say nothing."
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"Davies' girlfriend back in the day made a play for me"
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"I didn't do anything, but I saved the evidence."
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"- Slut! - (ARI LAUGHS)"
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"What are you going to do with these, Ari?"
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"Well, if you ask me, Ari Gold should rise up and be the bigger man."
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"Well, unlike your world, where the bigger man pounds the smaller man from behind,"
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"And that man will be me, all right?"
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"So I want you to send those pictures and let's watch the atom bomb explode."
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"(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"- You used to love Crazy Girls. - I used to love a lot of things, bro."
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"But a lot of things just didn't love me back."
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"Maybe we should just eBay-off everything we own."
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"Auction that shit off anyway. It'll be somebody else's problem."
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"- I used to say that? - Yeah."
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"Hear, hear! Life sucks."
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"It ain't Shauna, Eric. It's Marvin. Stop ducking my fucking phone calls."
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"It's Shauna, too, Eric. You're on conference."
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"- What's going on? - What's going on is your client ducked out"
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"- on a $200,000 appearance fee. - Yeah, I know. I was there."
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"He'll pay Vincent 200 grand just to serenade"
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"from Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons. Can Vincent handle that?"
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"That's why I'm on the phone, Eric,"
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"- to say he fucking better. - You got 200 grand."
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"All you gotta do is sing I Can't Take My Eyes Off You to the kid."
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"- He's in. - Great, I'll notify the Levines."
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"I'll see you here tomorrow morning with the check, Eric."
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"I'll talk to you guys later."
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"- Now, Lloyd. - Ari Gold's office."
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"Can you smell it, Lloyd? You know what that smells like?"
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"- I feel bad for him now. - Fuck him!"
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"Like the great philosopher Sun Tzu said,"
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""When you're done fucking your enemies, fuck them some more.""
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"I took philosophy and Sun Tzu did not say that, Ari."
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"I'm paraphrasing, whatever. Put him through."
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"Only I broke up with that whore six months ago."
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"I'm fucking a Miami Heat cheerleader now."
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"If you don't believe me, watch the game tomorrow night."
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"Please, Ari, you were hardly the only guy around here she offered to fuck."
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"Word is she took on the whole new-media division at the La Quinta retreat."
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"Done?"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Not quite, pal."
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"Check your email."
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"I, uh, think you're gonna like it."
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"I found it on the World Wide Web."
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"(GASPS) The missus!"
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"Breathe, Ari, breathe."
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"I'm back!"
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"Davies, where are you?"
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"Davies."
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"That is what we call a bitch slap. A bitch slap for a bitch."
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"What do you say we go outside and finish it off, huh?"
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"- You are going down for this, Ari. - I don't really care."
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"Now you apologize for what you did"
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"or I'm going to knock you the fuck out right here and right now."
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"- I apologize. - I can't hear you."
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"I said..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Whew."
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"Ari Gold, you have fists of fury!"
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"Bartender, another."
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"Jesus, Drama, don't you think you've had enough for one day?"
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"except you don't have Elisabeth Shue to fuck."
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"Elisabeth Shue played a whore, Turtle."
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"Need I say more? Hurry up, bartender. I've got pain to numb."
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