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Clips from Private Benjamin

Movies 1980 1,219 clips
Comedy

Credits

According to the law of Moses and faith of Israel.
"According to the law of Moses and faith of Israel."
Private Benjamin
I therefore declare you, Yale and Judy...
"I therefore declare you, Yale and Judy..."
Private Benjamin
Mazel tov!
"Mazel tov!"
Private Benjamin
- You're not going to work now? - No, I'm not going to work.
"- You're not going to work now? - No, I'm not going to work."
Private Benjamin
Judy!
"Judy!"
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...what happened to the mushroom?
"...what happened to the mushroom?"
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Kiss me first.
"Kiss me first."
Private Benjamin
That's nice, Teddy.
"That's nice, Teddy."
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...a little extra happiness.
"...a little extra happiness."
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I'll call you from Jamaica.
"I'll call you from Jamaica."
Private Benjamin
Prenups, babe!
"Prenups, babe!"
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Wait just one second.
"Wait just one second."
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...and tenderness you and Yale had the opportunity to share.
"...and tenderness you and Yale had the opportunity to share."
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Que Será, Será.
"Que Será, Será."
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I got it from the song.
"I got it from the song."
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She wants to be alone.
"She wants to be alone."
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Never.
"Never."
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...to stop your free association, but our switchboard's flooded.
"...to stop your free association, but our switchboard's flooded."
Private Benjamin
Yes, I do. Hi, Jessica.
"Yes, I do. Hi, Jessica."
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My name is Jim.
"My name is Jim."
Private Benjamin
First let me say how terribly sorry I am...
"First let me say how terribly sorry I am..."
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...about your misfortune.
"...about your misfortune."
Private Benjamin
...good friends and a healthy dose of self-confidence, Jessica.
"...good friends and a healthy dose of self-confidence, Jessica."
Private Benjamin
Am I late or you early?
"Am I late or you early?"
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I'm just a few hours early.
"I'm just a few hours early."
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Come on.
"Come on."
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Those look like condos.
"Those look like condos."
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What are these, yachts?
"What are these, yachts?"
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...with your education and background...
"...with your education and background..."
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It will be like 3 years at La Costa.
"It will be like 3 years at La Costa."
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...and will obey the orders...
"...and will obey the orders..."
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...of the President of the United States...
"...of the President of the United States..."
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Barnett.
"Barnett."
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Benjamin.
"Benjamin."
Private Benjamin
Time to wake up now.
"Time to wake up now."
Private Benjamin
In a sec.
"In a sec."
Private Benjamin
Give me 10 pushups! Knock them out!
"Give me 10 pushups! Knock them out!"
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Pick it up! Pick it up! Close it up!
"Pick it up! Pick it up! Close it up!"
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No.
"No."
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Ladies!
"Ladies!"
Private Benjamin
So it was the Army or jail?
"So it was the Army or jail?"
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Judy.
"Judy."
Private Benjamin
Judy Benjamin.
"Judy Benjamin."
Private Benjamin
I don't care what your lousy recruiter told you, Benjamin.
"I don't care what your lousy recruiter told you, Benjamin."
Private Benjamin
Wait a minute.
"Wait a minute."
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And I have to tell you, I am frankly a little shocked.
"And I have to tell you, I am frankly a little shocked."
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Why?
"Why?"
Private Benjamin
You can't mean me. I worked the night shift.
"You can't mean me. I worked the night shift."
Private Benjamin
The next 6 weeks will be the test.
"The next 6 weeks will be the test."
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That's good Army.
"That's good Army."
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Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
Private Benjamin
This is my blanket. You gave it to me.
"This is my blanket. You gave it to me."
Private Benjamin
How about every Friday night?
"How about every Friday night?"
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Would you please just shut up, Benjamin!
"Would you please just shut up, Benjamin!"
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...on the double!
"...on the double!"
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Sit down, Judy.
"Sit down, Judy."
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That's what we told everyone.
"That's what we told everyone."
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We said that you had a collapse...
"We said that you had a collapse..."
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...and that you were in a mental home.
"...and that you were in a mental home."
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That's why I don't like it.
"That's why I don't like it."
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Relax.
"Relax."
Private Benjamin
I don't hate you, I love you.
"I don't hate you, I love you."
Private Benjamin
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Private Benjamin
Captain Lewis said we could take you home, darling.
"Captain Lewis said we could take you home, darling."
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Right there.
"Right there."
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All right, knock it off!
"All right, knock it off!"
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...Soyer!
"...Soyer!"
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That's the swamp.
"That's the swamp."
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And he just climbed right smack-dab...
"And he just climbed right smack-dab..."
Private Benjamin
I had an orgasm once.
"I had an orgasm once."
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Once...
"Once..."
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I don't know if it was official.
"I don't know if it was official."
Private Benjamin
How many times have you been married?
"How many times have you been married?"
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Great.
"Great."
Private Benjamin
You're my prisoner of war, that's what's happening!
"You're my prisoner of war, that's what's happening!"
Private Benjamin
Excellent!
"Excellent!"
Private Benjamin
The Blue Team has surrendered. The Red Team has won.
"The Blue Team has surrendered. The Red Team has won."
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Attention all Red Team personnel.
"Attention all Red Team personnel."
Private Benjamin
I'll lead the remaining troops to the east.
"I'll lead the remaining troops to the east."
Private Benjamin
Which one of you is Private Benjamin?
"Which one of you is Private Benjamin?"
Private Benjamin
I'm not the great Thornie.
"I'm not the great Thornie."
Private Benjamin
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Private Benjamin
A good post!
"A good post!"
Private Benjamin
That was nice.
"That was nice."
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...United States soldiers, and I'm proud of each of you.
"...United States soldiers, and I'm proud of each of you."
Private Benjamin
What's happening, Judy?
"What's happening, Judy?"
Private Benjamin
Very hip.
"Very hip."
Private Benjamin
Look, I've got to go back to the base.
"Look, I've got to go back to the base."
Private Benjamin
A French gynecologist. He and Dad spoke on the Lamaze panel together.
"A French gynecologist. He and Dad spoke on the Lamaze panel together."
Private Benjamin
Will you look at this? GI Judy!
"Will you look at this? GI Judy!"
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She didn't swim because she didn't want her hair wet.
"She didn't swim because she didn't want her hair wet."
Private Benjamin
I've never danced as a soldier before.
"I've never danced as a soldier before."
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- I kind of like it. - So do I.
"- I kind of like it. - So do I."
Private Benjamin
I wish I knew you better.
"I wish I knew you better."
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...and my father is also a doctor.
"...and my father is also a doctor."
Private Benjamin
When I'm not working I play soccer.
"When I'm not working I play soccer."
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What did you get?
"What did you get?"
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They do now.
"They do now."
Private Benjamin
Colonel Thornbush Made a man out of me
"Colonel Thornbush Made a man out of me"
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Good morning, sir.
"Good morning, sir."
Private Benjamin
I guess this is the Thorndog.
"I guess this is the Thorndog."
Private Benjamin
It's godlike.
"It's godlike."
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You must be very special.
"You must be very special."
Private Benjamin
I'm not going to let you down.
"I'm not going to let you down."
Private Benjamin
I'm ashamed, but I'm afraid to die.
"I'm ashamed, but I'm afraid to die."
Private Benjamin
- I'm afraid, Colonel. I'm not brave. - Take it easy!
"- I'm afraid, Colonel. I'm not brave. - Take it easy!"
Private Benjamin
...it's not our year. I am a good leader.
"...it's not our year. I am a good leader."
Private Benjamin
Okinawa?
"Okinawa?"
Private Benjamin
Malaria? Pass.
"Malaria? Pass."
Private Benjamin
Sorry it's taken me so long to write, but I've been very busy.
"Sorry it's taken me so long to write, but I've been very busy."
Private Benjamin
S.H.A.P.E. Is an amazing place.
"S.H.A.P.E. Is an amazing place."
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...the one job I've trained for all my life.
"...the one job I've trained for all my life."
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...a Turkish officer named Lieutenant Rahmi.
"...a Turkish officer named Lieutenant Rahmi."
Private Benjamin
It's a great house, but don't be impressed. It's a hand-me-down.
"It's a great house, but don't be impressed. It's a hand-me-down."
Private Benjamin
- Where are you going? - Sunday soccer.
"- Where are you going? - Sunday soccer."
Private Benjamin
Hello, baby!
"Hello, baby!"
Private Benjamin
I adore you.
"I adore you."
Private Benjamin
There are two bids we recommend: Sergio Devoto's Driving Academy...
"There are two bids we recommend: Sergio Devoto's Driving Academy..."
Private Benjamin
...President Giscard d'Estaing, Mick Jagger...
"...President Giscard d'Estaing, Mick Jagger..."
Private Benjamin
Who's here from security?
"Who's here from security?"
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