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Clips from John Tucker Must Die (2006)

"- Thanks!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Right, Normal,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"What are you taking?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"It's made from their pee,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Okay, you guys, we've gotta get back toJohn,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Right,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"All right, keep it goin' now!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Take a drink, you guys,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"What's up, babe?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Yeah, Maybe you should double up doses,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Yeah, Yeah, Thanks for the heads-up, babe,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Hey, can I ask you a favor?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Uh, I'm-I'm in need of a lab partner,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"how exactly did he get burned?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"because he will say that it was my fault, but I clearly said..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"''Dear God, man, you're on fire,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"A clear warning,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Yeah,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Huh? All right,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Get down at eye level,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Slowly,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Shit, I spilled it! What do I do? What is this?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"'Cause, uh, sodium chloride is... saltwater,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Then I didn't burn myself,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"This is..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Lay off, That's sensitive,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I'm sorry, princess,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Did you chip a nail? Really, how many times do I..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"We got a technical foul: 23 with a push,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I need it,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Do my thighs look fat in these shorts?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"- Time, ref,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Yeah, Why? Don't I look okay?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I'm great, What are you saying?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"We got one minute left on the clock to finish this game,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Don't be a pansy-ass!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I mean, i-i-it's always me,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Mm-mm, mm-mm,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"What you did on the court last night..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Rule #2 in warfare;"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"That shallow bastard thinks I'm not complex?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I'm so depressed, I couldn't even enjoy the break-up sex,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I mean, it was fish..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Yeah, except he broke up with everybody,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"What? I..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I can't do that,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"This is gonna be so good!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Kate, look..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I know you think I'm just a superficial cheerleader..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"and they got crushed because of your idea,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Sorry,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"There's one thing John Tucker cannot resist,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Okay, girls, This is Kate..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"What? No, no, no, I get dizzy in high heels,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"John loves girls on top,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Nice and steady,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I think we got it,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"The most important thing a cheerleader wears..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I can do that,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"What?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Who's the new cheerleader?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Not gonna happen,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"She's not into high school boys,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Okay, emergency meeting,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Have you ever dated... anyone?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Yeah, Be caring and passionate,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"It's totally under control,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Okay,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"So...he really said you were cute?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Yeah, I mean, that's what Heather said, and... Damn it!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Not that slowly,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Bye,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"So... you must be new,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Well, not ''new'' new, but..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I'm captain of the team, You're our new cheerleader,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Thank you, but I'm gonna have to pass,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Sure, I'm busy, Nice to meet you, Bye,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Uh... you know, there's actually..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"you know, I mean, if I... ever hear of a good show..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Thanks,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"What's going on h... What is your name, son?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"If Kate is out there in Loudspeaker Land, my number is..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"555-6467,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Give me a pen,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Thank you, but I'm gonna have to pass,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"We're gonna show everybody the realJohn Tucker,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"And how we broke his... heart,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I just don't think that girl is you,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"- You are not him, - No, don't hold back,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Kate, this is for every guy out there..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"but you are not him,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Damn, You are gonna be a legend,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Oh, hey,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Uh, yeah, if you're... into that sort of thing,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"So, you're lab partners with Kate, right?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"to obscure podcasts;"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"she reads Dave Eggers,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I'm dating the Poetry Club,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Oh,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"So,John asked you to spy on me?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"so he's having me tail you and find out what I can,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"- That's true, - Eh?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Um... sorry,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"- Yeah, uh... - All right,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Yeah, Right, Yeah,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Bye,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Here we go, Kodiaks, Here we go!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I just know, I promise,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"See, I like this girl, but she doesn't know I exist,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"I'm baring my soul, here, Coach,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"You should come,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Kodiaks are number one!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"capturing the full attention..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"of the school's greatest prize..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Tucker! Tucker! Tucker! Tucker!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"You put it on her bra?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Oh, my gosh!"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"Okay,"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"based on John's average conquests..."
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
"So are you ready for him?"
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
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