Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Community (2009) - Accounting for Lawyers (S02E02)

"I can explain."
Community (2009)
"Let me explain."
Community (2009)
"Oh, my God. I usually have one foot out of reality."
Community (2009)
"Even I'm freaking out right now. You chloroformed the janitor?"
Community (2009)
"Stop yelling! You got caught! You're the one yelling."
Community (2009)
"We're in trouble. We have to do something."
Community (2009)
"I don't know what to do. My whole brain is crying."
Community (2009)
"Guys, guys, guys."
Community (2009)
"Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me."
Community (2009)
"Oh. We all got chloroformed."
Community (2009)
"Somebody chloroformed all of us."
Community (2009)
"And now we're regaining consciousness together."
Community (2009)
"I don't understand. Who is she?"
Community (2009)
"Why is she holding a rag?"
Community (2009)
"That was the worst idea ever. Can we run away now?"
Community (2009)
"Yeah."
Community (2009)
"Sorry."
Community (2009)
"One can only imagine what is driving him to push himself to such limits."
Community (2009)
"My body hurts."
Community (2009)
"Are you jealous because we were fitting in with your cool friends?"
Community (2009)
"No, I'm distracted watching you mutate."
Community (2009)
"Britta, you're not a whore."
Community (2009)
"Shirley, Jesus turned the other cheek. He didn't garnish wages."
Community (2009)
"Pierce, do I even need to say this? It is bad to hunt man for sport."
Community (2009)
"This is the e-mail that Alan sent the bar association."
Community (2009)
"He stabbed you in the back, Jeff. He's a bad friend."
Community (2009)
"He's a bad friend."
Community (2009)
"But he's a good lawyer."
Community (2009)
"I appreciate you guys caring, but you have to understand that I don't."
Community (2009)
"Caring is lethal around here. It's a disease."
Community (2009)
"You guys have it. I don't."
Community (2009)
"So if you do care about me, don't infect me."
Community (2009)
"Now go win that pop-and-Iock-a-thon. I'll see you Monday."
Community (2009)
"But what more can we do?"
Community (2009)
"Would you stop?"
Community (2009)
"Tango."
Community (2009)
"I don't know how you did it, man,"
Community (2009)
"but you're looking at the firm's next partner."
Community (2009)
"If I wasn't actively repressing my bi-curiosity,"
Community (2009)
"I'd kiss you on your beautiful mouth."
Community (2009)
"Well, maybe you can return the favor one day."
Community (2009)
"Oh, maybe I can return it right now."
Community (2009)
"God, this is really hard."
Community (2009)
"Thompson, that adopted three at-risk teens"
Community (2009)
"and donated his kidney to a temp."
Community (2009)
"All an act. Yeah."
Community (2009)
"Well, his wife died."
Community (2009)
"Did she, Jeff?"
Community (2009)
"Anyway, congrats."
Community (2009)
"No, you go ahead. I, uh..."
Community (2009)
"I think I caught something at Greendale."
Community (2009)
"College chicks. I get you. Ha, ha, ha."
Community (2009)
"You're bad."
Community (2009)
"Come on, it hurts."
Community (2009)
"Come on, it hurts. Come on, it hurts."
Community (2009)
"Ben, you need to switch up your moves."
Community (2009)
"Whoa, do my eyes deceive me? Troy Barnes tagging in for the save."
Community (2009)
"Only two teams left."
Community (2009)
"The Poppy Lockstockings and the Heather Pop-and-Locklears."
Community (2009)
"Troy, what's wrong? I don't know. My heart's just not in it."
Community (2009)
"Maybe we should quit. I mean, who even cares about this anyway?"
Community (2009)
"Next up, looks like Jeffrey Winger."
Community (2009)
"Oh, Jeffrey, you're back."
Community (2009)
"Oh! Now we got it."
Community (2009)
"- Hey, hey! - Yes."
Community (2009)
"Did you punch Alan in his rotten face and storm out?"
Community (2009)
"Hell, no. That guy is useful to me."
Community (2009)
"Thanks to you, I've got leverage over a spineless jag that just made partner."
Community (2009)
"That is the place I want to work."
Community (2009)
"But I prefer to hang out with cool people. People so cool, they care."
Community (2009)
"Aw. And now, the puppet."
Community (2009)
"Jeffrey."
Community (2009)
"Ah, no parking on the dance floor, Winger. Heh, heh, heh."
Community (2009)
"No, I'm serious. You're disqualified. The winners are Poppy Lockstockings."
Community (2009)
"No!"
Community (2009)
"I've been popping and locking for five hours"
Community (2009)
"and you threw it all away."
Community (2009)
"The contest doesn't matter. What's important is we have each other."
Community (2009)
"Then can I be in your study group?"
Community (2009)
"Well, that wasn't the deal."
Community (2009)
"We lost, so..."
Community (2009)
"That was dope what we did."
Community (2009)
"That was so good. The puppet too."
Community (2009)
"The puppet was surprising."
Community (2009)
"I rolled my ankle during that, you know that?"
Community (2009)
"Let's move him. Can we move him?"
Community (2009)
"Psst! Troy, it's me."
Community (2009)
"Abed?"
Community (2009)
"I made it through. I'm a cartoon now."
Community (2009)
"That's impossible."
Community (2009)
"Animals talk, your heart is shaped like a heart"
Community (2009)
"and the smell of pie can make you float."
Community (2009)
"You have to believe, Troy."
Community (2009)
"Wait, you don't have to believe. I didn't."
Community (2009)
"I didn't."
Community (2009)
"I may have done some damage there."
Community (2009)
"Don't often get to celebrate German culture."
Community (2009)
"Your mouth isn't curved upwards. Did I misread something?"
Community (2009)
"Right. I can't show my face there after getting busted like that."
Community (2009)
"Jeff, Alan narced on you. "Narced"? Hm."
Community (2009)
"so just follow my lead and you'll be fine."
Community (2009)
"Before this gets more embarrassing, what is your misguided plan?"
Community (2009)
"He's a spineless trust fund jag off."
Community (2009)
"I'll make him a full partner."
Community (2009)
"Just because you can't work cases"
Community (2009)
"Oh, my God. I didn't know what to do."
Community (2009)
"What's happening?"
Community (2009)
"Badass."
Community (2009)
"Alan, it's okay. You can tell me."
Community (2009)
"It was Thompson."
Community (2009)
"Hey, let's go do some shots with Phil, huh?"
Community (2009)
"the statue would be Jeff Winger doing it to a brain."
Community (2009)
"Checking in for the Heather Pop-and-Locklears?"
Community (2009)
"It is the fourth straight hour and Ben Chang is still on his own."
Community (2009)
"Did she?"
Community (2009)