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Clips from The Office - Goodbye, Toby (S04E04)

"I'm going to propose tonight."
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"Hey, Kevin. Hi."
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"Do you need some help?"
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"I can't decide what to get."
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"Well, I like pretzels,"
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"but I really like chips."
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"Hmm."
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"Okay, let's see."
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"Fifty... This is a button."
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"so that means you could get anything up in the top row."
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"Hmm."
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"I'm totally going to bang Holly."
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"She is cute and helpful, and she really seems into me."
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"Look, man, I don't know what's gotten into you lately,"
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"but you know what? I really don't care,"
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"because you're trying to get rid of me,"
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"and I bet you think I don't care enough about this job to actually fight back,"
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"So you can keep trying to push me out of this place,"
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"but guess what, I'm not going anywhere."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"HOLLY: Damn it."
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"Hello, Holly."
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"You don't have to do that. I mean, we have already-put-together chairs."
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"That's how we buy them, actually."
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"and then I took the whole chair apart,"
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"and that is the story of me on the floor."
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"It's pretty good, right? Yeah, I'm going to sell the movie rights."
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"And the sequel, woman stands at desk and works."
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"So, I have no idea how you sit like that."
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"(IMITATING YODA) Sit on floor and put together chair, we will."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Yoda."
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"I'm not going to be in town."
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"Kidding."
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"Kidding. Acting."
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"Acting."
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"Acting."
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"Lovitz."
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"or "What side of the bed do you want?""
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"Wow. Okay, so how did that feel?"
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"It was hard. I wanted to kiss her."
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"Laying a base. Laying a base."
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"There you go."
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"Phyllis. You look like you're going to have a heart attack."
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"Can I get a list of your vendors?"
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"Why would you do that?"
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"Sorry."
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"What did you guys do?"
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"Why don't you go home and come back for the party?"
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"I'll let you in on a little secret."
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"Toby has been cruising for a bruising for 12 years,"
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"and my name is Captain Bruising."
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"Can I just say that of all the idiots"
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"in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds,"
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"Here?"
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"I'm just having a little exit interview."
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"Yeah, I know. That's why I'm here."
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"Why don't you take a tour? Have you seen the bailer?"
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"No, no. I'll look at it later."
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"Okay."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Did you need me to take notes?"
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"Hey, Pam, stay."
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"Okay."
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"Um..."
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"MICHAEL: Um..."
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"Who do you think you are?"
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"Yeah. Correct."
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"Um..."
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"What gives you the right?"
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"Sure. You know what? That sounds good. I'll take a little look-see."
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"Here we go. Thank you."
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""What would you improve about Dunder Mifflin?""
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"I've got some ideas, I guess. No, no, no."
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"I'd like to hear the answer."
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"(WHISPERING) I'll kill you."
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"I guess everything's okay."
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"I made it this far, right? What's the point?"
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Hey! Hey! Hey! This might not be what I think"
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"that I don't even know is in there because there are a lot of presents in my car,"
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""Suck on this.""
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"What the hell is that? Michael."
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"That's... What do you mean "Michael"?"
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"That's not even my handwriting. Hey, what the hell is going on here?"
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"Who thought it would be hysterical"
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"to give Toby a rock for his going-away gift?"
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"No! You made me wrap it."
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"Now, I thought it was over the line. I just... (MICHAEL HUMMING)"
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"That is"
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"Psyche. So that is not my real gift to Toby."
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"What is it?"
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"I am going to give Toby..."
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"Your watch?"
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"That was it. How did you know that?"
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"I just knew. How did you know?"
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"Well, that's my watch."
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"It's the kid. Look! Look! Look!"
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"Hey, it's the temp!"
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"Look! DWIGHT: Oh, my gosh."
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"which wasn't doing so well, so Ryan,"
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"which is what we refer to in the business as misleading the shareholders,"
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"another good term is fraud."
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"Oh, my God. Ryan. Oh, my God."
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"I cannot wait to visit Ryan in prison."
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"I'm going to wear my hottest track suit and get my hair done"
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"are going to be like, "Damn, Ryan, you got a hot ex-girlfriend."
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""I would never have treated her so bad when I was outside of prison.""
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"Would you do me a favor and connect me to Ryan?"
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Hey, Ryan, it's Jim. You know what?"
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"Totally disregard that last voicemail,"
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"because you obviously have your hands tied."
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"Good luck."
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"I normally do nothing, I guess."
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"Michael, are you okay?"
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"I'm just worried about my friend."
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"I'm holding it together. I have a business to run."
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"No, hey, stop. I'm cool."
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