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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - The Flush (S03E03)

"You didn't drink much, so it shouldn't last long."
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"Great... just another way I'm different from everyone else."
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"This is like an all-body heat."
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"Look, I was just as confused as you"
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"when I first discovered it."
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"It happened my freshman year in college."
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"Oh! Hey, man!"
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"I was already self-conscious being an Asian kid"
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"in a mostly white school,"
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"my social anxiety only made it worse. Not bad."
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"And then... And then I did the worm."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Your face."
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"Oh! You look like your sweater."
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"I don't know."
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"Really, Maryland?"
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"You rain for three straight months,"
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"but tonight there's not even a breeze?!"
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"I don't feel so good."
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"Oh, yeah. That's another thing."
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"We also get an accelerated hangover."
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"Come on. I got something that'll help."
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"Hey!"
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"but I think this might be my best road trip yet."
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"I can't take it anymore. It's too much pressure."
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"Girl, you got to hold it together."
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"That's what I'm saying. I can't."
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"We're hostages. You know that, right?"
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"We just have to keep it up a little longer"
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"so we can see the Peanut, pick up the chair, and get home."
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"What is she not understanding?"
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"Can you explain it to her, please?"
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"Aah!"
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"Another ticket?"
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"What do you mean "another ticket"?"
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"Here you go. Try this."
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"Ugh! It tastes worst than the beer."
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"Oh, yeah. It's disgusting."
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"I call it Lou Brew."
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"It also gets out permanent marker and blood stains."
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"I don't get it."
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"I've seen you drink alcohol before"
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"and this never happened to you."
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"Well, I've learned to adapt over the years."
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"At first, around my white friends, I'd fake drunk."
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"Whoo! Another round!"
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"I could just let it fly because they understood."
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"Hey, check this out!"
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"I got that butt thing again."
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"Oh, Hank! Hank!"
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"If I pass out, I've got $2 worth"
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"of Bob Seger in the jukebox."
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"If "Like a Rock" comes on, wake me up."
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"Can someone turn the A.C. up?"
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"It is hot as hell in here. The twins are drenched."
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"And then, eventually, I developed a pre-game routine"
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"to fight it the best I could."
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"My Flush Pack... Before I drink,"
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"and it lessens the side effects..."
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"PEPCID, inhaler, eye drops, TUMS."
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"You have to do all this nonsense every time you drink?"
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"I don't write checks my body can't cash."
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"Also, there's some cash in here."
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"I don't understand."
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"Why didn't you just tell me about the tickets?"
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"Well, because every little thing sets you off..."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"As soon as things don't go your way,"
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"you get super sensitive and make everyone tense."
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"No, I don't."
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"I run on a schedule,"
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"but that's just to make things more efficient."
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"I'm a road boss."
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"Road trips are supposed to be fun."
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"If I knew it was gonna be like this,"
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"I would have just given you the $20"
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"to buy the chair back in Orlando."
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"You both feel this way?"
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"I didn't know."
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"I don't want to be a road grump."
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"It's too late."
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"You're already mad about the parking tickets."
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"What parking tickets?"
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"- Now it's a road trip! - Yes!"
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"Let's go see that peanut!"
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"- Yes! Let's do it! - Let's go!"
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"And last, just to be safe,"
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"I rubber-band these gauze pads in my armpits"
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"to soak up the sweat."
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"First we can't drink milk, and now this."
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"Why did you never tell me about this?"
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"I was going to when you were old enough to start drinking."
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"I guess I didn't realize you were there."
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"Yeah, well, I learned my lesson."
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"Your mom and I will take that into consideration"
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"when we figure out your punishment."
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"Damn."
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"Well, if it helps, it wasn't planned."
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"It just sort of happened."
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"Honestly, this weekend I was just hoping"
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"Not brushing our teeth."
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"This all seems like a lot of work"
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"for something that tastes like garbage."
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"Well, if you want to talk about it,"
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"or anything else, I'm here."
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"I actually do have some questions about kissing."
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"How do you know if you're good at it?"
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"Well, if she's anything like your mother..."
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"You know what? I'm not feeling so great."
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"Maybe we can talk more later."
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"Whenever you want."
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"Come on. Let's get the rest"
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"Oh. It was just the one."
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"The five of you were going to split one beer?"
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"Trent paid his sister 60 bucks for it."
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"She said she was losing money."
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"Don't start asking questions, or it all falls apart."
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"Hey, you're back. How was the trip?"
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