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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Home Alone 4 (S01E01)

"(Laughs)"
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"(Laughing)"
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"Don't do it."
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"I wasn't going to."
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"Yep, this is a good dinner."
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"* Yes, no, maybe *"
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"* And you're not so big *"
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"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
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"* Life is unfair. *"
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"(Bell Rings)"
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"Malcolm."
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"Yeah?"
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"Can I see you for a minute, please?"
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"Teacher's favorite."
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"Teacher's pet."
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""Dear... Penthouse...""
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""Yesterday I pushed my friend Stevie down some stairs.""
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"Point... taken..."
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"What?"
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"Malcolm, I'm a little concerned."
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"You're doing very well in your studies, but... I still sense"
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"an emotional distance between us."
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"And I hate it."
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"I'd really like us to try to connect on a deeper level."
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"Whoa. She is coming on to me."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"I thought you were dating the janitor."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Who told you that?"
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"God. One drink and..."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Never mind."
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"I know you have a colorful home life."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"a sympathetic ear, a shoulder to cry on..."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"I want you to come to me."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Yeah. That's what I need... another mom."
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"Okay. Great."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Thanks a lot."
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"Well, I got to go do the... thing."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"And then I drew a robot, Francis."
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"But my crayon broke."
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"And then I had a Popsicle."
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"I mean, I had 12 Popsicles."
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"You like Popsicles, Francis?"
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"You don't know what it's like dealing with these little kids all day."
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"It's the coolest thing."
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"It's the first time Francis is home from military school."
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"Mom and Dad are going off to some wedding"
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"Hey."
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"Hmph."
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"Boys! The number for the hotel is on the counter."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"I left money for pizza, but I want a receipt and exact change."
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"- What? - Nothing."
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"You're just cute when you think you're being subtle."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Really?"
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"Of course it's nice having Francis home."
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"Well, it's been a few months now."
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"Maybe it's time to, you know, think about it."
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"They've always hated me."
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"Well, you are the one who stole their little Hally away from them."
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"Better get moving."
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"And then it got away."
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"And then..."
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"Let me go."
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"Make me."
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"Guys, quit it."
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"Listen for a second."
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"I just heard Mom and Dad."
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"You serious?"
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"Yeah. They want to see how he does with us this weekend."
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"- Okay? So we can't screw up. - Cool."
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"- Let's go tell him. - No."
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"You know how Francis gets when people tell him what to do."
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"I am warning you."
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"If you get your nose pierced, you are going to military school."
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"And I mean it. Really. Do you hear me?"
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"Hey, Mom."
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"What's for dinner?"
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"Right."
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"What are we going to do?"
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"We're going to be good, that's what."
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"How do we be good?"
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"I don't know."
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"Honestly, it's never come up before."
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"Honey. We're late. We better hit the road."
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"Fine. I'll shave my legs in the car."
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"Okay."
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"I've locked out the smut channel, counted your father's cigars."
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"I've checked the odometer on the car and the balance on the credit cards."
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"We love you, have a good time."
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"And just remember, Dewey will tell us everything you did while we're gone."
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"Uh, what your mother said, boys."
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"Don't even think about it."
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"Think about what?"
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"She's bluffing."
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"Okay, I am going to show you guys the coolest thing you have ever seen."
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"The furrier, the better."
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"Actually, we're kind of tired."
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"Tired?"
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"Yeah. Tired."
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"I'm not tired."
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"Let's just go watch TV."
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"Whatever."
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"The only thing worse than no TV is golf on TV."
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"Oh, come on, guys. Let's go outside."
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"They're only on the sixth hole."
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"Hello."
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"You da man, Francis!"
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"Hey, guys, what's going on?"
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"Oh, Circus says hi."
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"Dude, you're not going to believe it. I finally moved out."
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"You da man, Francis!"
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"Mom, you're supposed to knock."
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"Dude, we're coming over."
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"Okay. Hey, Richie and the guys are coming over."
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"Maybe they shouldn't."
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"You know, Mom and Dad are gone."
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"Okay, got it. Richie, listen to me."
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"I'm watching my brothers, so we got to hang here."
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"It's got to be just the three of you."
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"Huh. You wouldn't think only three guys could do so much damage."
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"Call us next time you're in town."
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