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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"'K."
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"[Danielle] No way. Dad did not have a teddy bear."
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"[Phyllis] He most certainly did."
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"That was Doolittle."
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"Your father never went anywhere without him."
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"Oh. Oh!"
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"I think he should wear it."
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"Those were his school colours. Green and orange."
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"Maybe he could be buried in a different suit."
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"I don't think so. But thank you, though."
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"Look here."
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"He didn't think I knew about it, but I did."
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"Wow. Looks like Dad was into big breasts."
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"You're not gonna talk to me, is that it?"
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"Fine. I don't need to talk."
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"OK, yes, I had a little affair."
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"It wasn't the best thing, and I'm not proud."
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"It's not the worst that could've happen. Nobody died."
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"Oh, don't be such a martyr, Carlos."
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"OK, it takes two people."
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"How many times did you go off on your business trips and leave me alone?"
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"See, so technically, you cheated too."
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"No! OK, that was a stretch. I'm sorry. Carlos, wait! Come back."
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"Look, I wanna start over."
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"Carlos, wait! I said I was sorry, and I love you! What more do you want?"
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"I want a paternity test."
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"Mrs Applewhite. Hi, I am Bree Van De Kamp,"
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"- Hi. - Hey, I'm Matthew."
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"- This is my son. - Hi."
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"I lost my dad too. I know what you must be going through right now."
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"- Thank you. - Anyway, I'm afraid that my visit"
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"has an ulterior motive."
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"The organist at our church is on vacation, and Edie Britt mentioned"
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"that you used to be a concert pianist..."
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"I would be honoured to play for you."
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"Thank you. That's just a huge weight off my shoulders."
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"- Oh, these are for you. - How sweet."
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"Bree, we widows have to stick together."
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"I thought it could help our cover story. Just, you know, win them over."
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"Oh, sweetie, I know you meant well."
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"Since when are we protected by Dorset Security?"
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"I told Mike I didn't sleep last night, so he got me this sign."
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"That guy is so supportive."
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"He's determined to see that kid behind bars."
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"I want you to let everybody know that we got this new security system."
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"- Mom... - Work it into the conversation."
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"- I gotta tell you something. - Emphasize motion detectors."
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"He made it sound like it was your fault."
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"My fault?"
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"Hi. Uh, I need a paternity test."
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"of what I know is true in my heart."
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"I can make my own. I got Photoshop for Christmas."
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"Oh, come on."
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"You look like a fun-loving girl."
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"I am sure you've been in a couple hairy situations of your own."
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"Just because I choose to express myself"
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"doesn't mean that I condone adultery. Sorry."
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"Paternity test results?"
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"I found out the clinic screwed up and gave me an egg"
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"It was supposed to be implanted in her lover."
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"And now my husband's freaking out"
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"OK, we're in slightly different situations."
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"Yeah. That'd be nice. Thanks."
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"Yeah."
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"[man] Obviously, I've known Rex for years,"
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"I like as much input from the family as possible."
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"Oh, well, what kind of input?"
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"Isn't that what you mean, Reverend?"
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"Well, yes. But also..."
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"I thought that you might need some help."
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"Last night I stayed up all night"
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"and tried to remember funny things"
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"Fifteen."
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"Well, you're hardly going to have to write anything at all, Reverend."
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"- So? - Don't you think it'd be nice"
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"if the reverend devoted the eulogy to his life after he was married?"
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"Oh, well, yes, of course."
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"The reverend will mention that part of his life."
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"That's the part he'll focus on."
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"In fact, I think three anecdotes from Rex's childhood is more than enough."
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"Um, that... that seems fair."
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"Fine."
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"I just thought if we were going to focus on a time in Rex's life,"
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"If you don't call her on that incredibly insensitive comment,"
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"I'm gonna lose it."
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"- I knew what I was saying. - Ladies..."
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"The happiest time in Rex's life was not childhood."
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"but your marriage was a disaster."
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"Phyllis, is there something you'd like to say?"
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"You made the last years of Rex's life miserable."
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"And now he's dead."
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"[Bree] Oh, yes, I am."
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"they will be instructed to beat you with those sticks."
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"- Bree, this is your grief talking. - If you don't back me up on this,"
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"- Bree! - I am not kidding."
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"I will go nondenominational so fast it will make your head spin."
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"Eww."
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"I heard what happened with Zach. How are you doing?"
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"You must have been terrified. He put Felicia in the hospital."
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"- Yeah... - Did he pistol-whip you?"
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"- No. - Oh, come on. You can tell me."
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"Well, don't get me wrong. I'm thrilled that you're OK."
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"- Not even a little kicking? - Edie!"
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"Someone to see you."
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"- How's it going? - Good."
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"Yeah."
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"Look, if we make a big deal out of this, he could end up going to prison."
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"He held a gun to my face. So I'm thinking, good."
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"Well, you should care more about me! I'm your girlfriend."
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"We're moving in together. He's just a neighbour."
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"I know that deep down he's a good kid."
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"- Mike, he wanted to kill you. - But he didn't."
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"You never asked me why Zach wanted to shoot you. Aren't you curious?"
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"- Does it matter? - Zach said you kidnapped his father"
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"so you could kill him."
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"Now tell me why Zach does."
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"Deirdre tracked them down here and demanded her baby back."
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"Actually, it was Mary Alice."
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"Mike, I answered your phone."
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"It's the police."
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