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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Home Is Where the Hospital Is (S03E03)

"- You little son of a bitch. - Suck it, Maestro."
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"That's against wish protocol."
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"Let's refer to the text, douche bag."
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"The wish benefactor, hereafter called the party of"
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"the first part, shall not incur nor be denied of limited"
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"permanently, or on secondment."
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"Now get me an order of Peking duck from China, and I want a"
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"pregnant nurse to sit over there looking sad wearing an American-flag bikini."
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"- What kind of nurse? - Pregnant."
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"I don't see any way around it."
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"We'll flip a coin to see who has to leave the apartment."
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"Wait, wait."
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"We can move in together, share a room."
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"That would free up space, and everybody would be happy."
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"Glenn, I love you, but I'm just... I'm not sure I'm"
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"Plus, if we move in together, then the other roommates would"
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"know that we're dating."
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"Right, and we're not ready to tell them yet."
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"It's our little secret."
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"Now, pet the goat like you like it."
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"I don't think you're supposed to have goats in here."
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"Call the Globetrotters."
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"Aren't you supposed to be dying?"
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"When do you think that's gonna happen?"
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"Make out with it."
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"I'm allergic to goats."
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"I was just on my way home."
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"I have the rest of the day off."
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"- That's crazy. - Yeah."
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"Let me call a press conference."
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"- Shave off one of your eyebrows. - Shave off one of my eyebrows?"
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"♪ Oh, won't you be good to yourself? ♪"
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"♪ And don't you feel like coming home? ♪"
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"♪ It'll be like coming home. ♪"
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"♪ Blend all your days into weeks. ♪"
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"Oh, my gosh. Are we alone?"
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"Yeah."
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"That never happens."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I'm catching up on Black Hospital."
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"This show is so unrealistic."
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"Hey, let's do it."
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"Sure."
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"Can we wait till commercial?"
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"I am sorry that I am not as smart as you!"
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"I can't even have my own feelings because you are always feeling so much more!"
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"Fine!"
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"We'll go to your parents' house for Thanksgiving."
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"I had an abortion, Glenn! An abortion!"
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"Look at us."
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"I miss you."
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"Hey, anybody up for a mustache contest? I win."
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"Well, well, well."
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"If it isn't my old partner, Detective Chance Briggs."
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"Aren't you a sight for sore eyebrow?"
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"What's the problem?"
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"Can you arrest a little kid for being a dick?"
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"If he's a Muslim."
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"I got no answer."
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"I'm beginning to think something's up."
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"Wait a minute."
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"- This kid, is he about yea big? - That's the one."
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"That's Johnny "The Dying Kid" McCloud."
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"He pretends he's terminal in order to steal wishes from unsuspecting hospitals."
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"There is no Dying Wish Foundation."
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"You're thinking of Michael Vick."
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"We got to stop this kid. Come on."
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"You live in an out-of-order bathroom?"
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"It's as if I'm not supposed to be a guy anymore."
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"Dude, as your best friend in the whole wide world, let me just tell you something."
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"Here's what you got to do."
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"Dress as a woman, become her best friend for six to eight months,"
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"get her to talk some smack about you, and then nail her on it!"
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"Foolproof plan!"
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"That's a great idea."
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"Oh, but she has a best friend already."
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"I thought I knew him."
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"But all he wants to do is control me."
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"Probably."
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"- Vegas! - Murder him and molest his dead body!"
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"- What? - Vegas!"
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"Bro, you do not want to end up like me."
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"Look at me: Two kids, great job, solid retirement plan, and"
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"guess what kind of car I surround my awesome portable DVD system with."
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"- What? - Minivan."
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"How's the sex?"
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"Amazing."
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"That is the part that always works."
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"That's the part that's gotten stale."
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"We're in a rut."
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"She refuses to play with my balls."
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"You can't expect her to like bowling as much as you."
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"How's the sex?"
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"You should dump him."
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"You got to be your own woman."
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"You could come with me to oral-sex rehab!"
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"Maybe you're right."
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"Thanks for talking with me, Pat."
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"You're my best friend."
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"You're my best friend."
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"No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Son of a bitch!"
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"He can't have gotten far."
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"Let's be after him."
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"Aah!"
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"And now it's my turn to make a wish."
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"Okay. You're under arrest."
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"And also, I wish that, one day, when you're actually dying,"
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"that you look back on all the people that you screwed"
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"over and you feel really bad about it."
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"I mean real bad."
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"Arrest him."
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"- Again? - Nope."
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"Keep going with the one that you're doing."
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"You're all the way under arrest."
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"Glenn!"
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"Lola."
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"- Lola and I have been dating. - Surprise!"
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"The look on your faces... It's priceless!"
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"Anyway, we're moving in together into my room."
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