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Clips from South Park - Go Fund Yourself (S18E18)

"if every name is already taken?"
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"I told you, you just have to be"
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"There's a lot of start-up companies these days."
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"Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table, Inc."
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"A start-up company? A company that does what?"
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"No, we don't want to do anything."
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"start-up company names are taken!"
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"You guys! You guys, it's awesome!"
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"It's the greatest start-up company name ever."
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"Washington Redskins."
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"Washington Redskins?"
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"Washington Redskins."
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"- I like it. - Mrph rm!"
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"What?"
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"Wait, guys, this... this doesn't seem legal."
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"Kyle, you're not hearing me."
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"Well, I just thought our company name would be"
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"more, like, original."
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"like Boner Forest, but Boner Forest was taken."
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"like, shows what we stand for."
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"We don't stand for anything. Remember our company plan, guys."
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"Start up, cash in, sell out, bro down."
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"people are gonna give money to."
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"- We already got a dollar! - What?"
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"to the Washington Redskins Kickstarter?"
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"this luxurious company micro badge."
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"using the Internet to raise money"
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"without having to pay back your investors,"
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"Sure! We'd be happy to take your money."
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"Yep, just go to our Kickstarter page."
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"Yes, I know."
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"My name is Dan Snyder."
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"I'm the president and owner of the Washington Redskins."
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"Oh, cool. Please, take a seat."
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"Washington Redskins for your organization."
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"and we are a football team."
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"the Washington Redskins, it's offensive to us?"
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"How is it offensive?"
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"How is it offensive?! Jesus, what..."
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"with people who actively do nothing."
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"Makes us feel like a joke!"
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"When we named our company Washington Redskins,"
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"Because I don't want to,"
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"and we can't just change the name of our company"
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"'cause it's, like, super hard."
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"All around the world, people are saying"
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"Their defiant "F you" attitude"
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"The terrorists said they admire the Washington Redskins"
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"and want to try and follow their business model."
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"Well, let's not forget, Marsha,"
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"that there's a people here, okay,"
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"who are not happy about the use of the name..."
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"the football Washington Redskins."
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"We only have six days to go before all the money"
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"Guys, we need to talk to you."
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"I really don't think we want to be a company"
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"that ISIS looks up to."
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"that we don't sanction them."
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"If you want to be a successful business,"
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"then you have to be honest about what you are."
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"Once you take a stand on something, you're pretending"
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"Okay, let's use the Catholic church."
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"claim to be about high morality, somebody is eventually"
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"I'm not happy with the direction this company is taking."
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"Well, what are you gonna do? Go back to school?"
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"You can't call yourself Washington Redskins!"
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"I don't know."
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"Yeah, h-here, right? Okay, I-I'm staying here."
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"Is the league just going to sit by"
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"I will get it right"
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"and do whatever is necessary to accomplish that."
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"We will continue to identify and add expertise to our team."
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"That's the most ridiculous, nothing answer I've ever heard."
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"Everyone will participate in education sessions"
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"We can add... And we will do more... do more..."
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"The stupid thing isn't working!"
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"I will get it right."
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"Look, my team is starting to lose hope."
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"You have to use your influence"
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"Did you tell them we're about honor and integrity?"
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"we must stay out of it more than even usual."
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"What if they ridicule the 49ers' team next?"
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"Or make fun of Jerry Jones"
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"because his eyes are too far apart?"
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"My eyes aren't too far apart."
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"If we get them to change their logo,"
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"will it make you happy?"
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"I-I guess we can live with that."
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"Then it is decided."
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"Begin mass-behind-the-scenes,"
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"Thank God."
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"Fuck you up there. Fuck you."
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""Fuck you.""
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"Those words mean a great deal to us."
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"They help us express just how we as a company"
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"There are a lot of start-up companies on Kickstarter,"
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"to tell people to go fuck themselves."
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"all the latest innovations we've come up with."
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"from the left side of the office to the right side."
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"We also added a new rug"
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"that goes better with our office drapes."
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"We received a lot of pressure from certain communities"
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"to change our Redskins logo."
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"Now when people hear the name "Redskins,""
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"they will immediately think "titties" and "balls.""
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""We don't fucking care.""
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"Go, Redskins!"
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"Yeah."
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"You okay, bro?"
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"I just never saw myself owning a company called"
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"Why don't we just call it Untitled Start-up Company?"
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"We've been through this already, Stan."
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"Yeah, I know that."
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"there's a perfect start-up company name,"
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"Good luck with your company, dude."
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"We can finally stop doing stuff"
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"in four, three, two, one..."
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"Mrph?"
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"Who the hell would burn Kickstarter to the ground?"
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"That weird, little Jewy guy!"
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