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Clips from The Pest (1997)

"Yo, Pest. Check it out."
The Pest (1997)
"Oh, no. Oh, no!"
The Pest (1997)
"Hello, Jews!"
The Pest (1997)
"Nobody's gonna see us here. What are you..."
The Pest (1997)
"Shalom! And mazol tov, my little gefiltes and yentas."
The Pest (1997)
"I am a meshuggener, but of course."
The Pest (1997)
"Let me introduce myself. My name is Rabbi Vargassteenstine."
The Pest (1997)
"And this is my farChadat associate..."
The Pest (1997)
"Yes, I know! He's an Ethiopian Jew from Ethiopia, of course."
The Pest (1997)
"Yo, man, I'm from South Bay, bro..."
The Pest (1997)
"Unfortunately, the Lord saw fit to take away his voice box."
The Pest (1997)
"But he has a canasta game to die for."
The Pest (1997)
"We'd like to stay, but I got a pain in my tchotchke. I gotta go."
The Pest (1997)
"Angus, I think I've found our man."
The Pest (1997)
"Sir, look. It seems our Latino has found religion."
The Pest (1997)
"So, funny looking, got any more genius ideas?"
The Pest (1997)
"No, thanks. I'm pickin' the place."
The Pest (1997)
"Right here at the Paris Club. There's a private party going on."
The Pest (1997)
"I'll pull into the parking lot."
The Pest (1997)
"Hey, yo! It's all lovely."
The Pest (1997)
"Mad? Dude, parties are never mad."
The Pest (1997)
"They're angry! Duh!"
The Pest (1997)
"Actually, you guys suck."
The Pest (1997)
"You know what to do. Spank 'em, brother!"
The Pest (1997)
"Let's party!"
The Pest (1997)
"Go, white boy! Go, white boy!"
The Pest (1997)
"Wanna make its way, Make it say How do you like that, baby"
The Pest (1997)
"Oh, snap. This one fainted."
The Pest (1997)
"I'm not gonna let you have any white people unless you take care of them."
The Pest (1997)
"There's a party over here!"
The Pest (1997)
"So good, baby. You know how it is."
The Pest (1997)
"- Oh, snap. Is that one of Angus's men? - What's he doing here?"
The Pest (1997)
"Let's not wait to find out. Let's Houdini outta here."
The Pest (1997)
"Hello?"
The Pest (1997)
"Do you realize that while you'r enapping..."
The Pest (1997)
"your bestest of friends are being stalked?"
The Pest (1997)
"That's nice."
The Pest (1997)
"How's my Xantha-poo?"
The Pest (1997)
"A tranquilizer dart is in her butt."
The Pest (1997)
"Thank God! That'll suck up all the poison."
The Pest (1997)
"We need you to Come to the Paris Club like right now."
The Pest (1997)
"Hi, there!"
The Pest (1997)
"We gotta split up and find Vargas before the Scottish gentlemen do."
The Pest (1997)
"- Get out of my face! - What do you think you're doing?"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm gonna get Ninja in the Karaoke Room and meet you in the Jeep."
The Pest (1997)
"Sorry, sorry."
The Pest (1997)
"For only time"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm not just saying it lightly. You really suck!"
The Pest (1997)
"What'd you do with your singing les... Get off me. You don't know me."
The Pest (1997)
"- Let me show you to a chair. - Don't show me nothing."
The Pest (1997)
"Show me the way outta here."
The Pest (1997)
"Ja, is a good show."
The Pest (1997)
"- He wants a tip. - A tip? Why didn't you say so?"
The Pest (1997)
"Ninja! Ninja!"
The Pest (1997)
"- Ninja. I am a Ninja warrior. - Really!"
The Pest (1997)
"Who would like to be next?"
The Pest (1997)
"You make mistake. I go. No, I can't."
The Pest (1997)
"It's a dangerous crowd out there."
The Pest (1997)
"Which Karaoke selection are you going to do?"
The Pest (1997)
"- What selections do we have today? - They're on the monitor."
The Pest (1997)
"TV Favorites. Why not? Okay."
The Pest (1997)
"All right, TV Favorites. Take it away."
The Pest (1997)
"lf any one fights any one He's got to fight with me"
The Pest (1997)
"I might want to saddle up in one Bonanza"
The Pest (1997)
"- One for four, Four fo rone - You suck!"
The Pest (1997)
"Do you recognize the little Japanese guy?"
The Pest (1997)
"- No. - You sure?"
The Pest (1997)
"That is Pest Vargas, you idiot!"
The Pest (1997)
"I'm going to sing another song, something from my childhood."
The Pest (1997)
"You a big irritate, round eye. I am not Pest."
The Pest (1997)
"I am Uni Wasabi."
The Pest (1997)
"I had the pleasure of hunting Uni Wasabi, and you are no Uni Wasabi."
The Pest (1997)
"I am too!"
The Pest (1997)
"will helpyou decide."
The Pest (1997)
"You defend yourself with a punyvile of cat piss?"
The Pest (1997)
"- Leo, go get him. - It's the sex pheromones."
The Pest (1997)
"I find myself strangely drawn to you."
The Pest (1997)
"- Father, I feel funny. - What?"
The Pest (1997)
"You horny dog. I should've had you fixed."
The Pest (1997)
"I didn't know you could sing."
The Pest (1997)
"- Where's Gustav? - He's meeting some new people."
The Pest (1997)
"- Let's go. - I think you should come with us."
The Pest (1997)
"No, thanks. My mother said never to go with strangers."
The Pest (1997)
"But you seem nice."
The Pest (1997)
"Pest, Pest, Pest, you're a great disappointment."
The Pest (1997)
"You thought I was gonna be taller? I get that a lot, don't I?"
The Pest (1997)
"Why don't you do that impression I like so much?"
The Pest (1997)
"The dilithium crystals are breaking up. She's gonna blow."
The Pest (1997)
"Not so fast."
The Pest (1997)
"Where's my money?"
The Pest (1997)
"Look, I'll have the money... What's the day after today?"
The Pest (1997)
"Okay. Then..."
The Pest (1997)
"take as collateral that which is the most precious to me in the world."
The Pest (1997)
"It's my best friend..."
The Pest (1997)
"Pest, don't leave me! They've got skirts!"
The Pest (1997)
"I can't believe you just did that."
The Pest (1997)
"- I'm not talking about that! - What are you talking about?"
The Pest (1997)
"You said he was your best friend. I thought I was your best friend."
The Pest (1997)
"Chubby-woomsy."
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"Gustav."
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"Pest, you have a marvelous family."
The Pest (1997)
"He's gonna kill my family. You do that and you're gonna be in big trouble."
The Pest (1997)
"Jail even. Can you say prison bitch?"
The Pest (1997)
"Tomorrow I return to my homeland..."
The Pest (1997)
"You better get to the freighter at pier 16 in 20 minutes..."
The Pest (1997)
"or you're gonna be one lonely little Latino."
The Pest (1997)
"I'll be there. But for any reason I'm late, could you start with Malaria?"
The Pest (1997)
"Why are you doing this? Why are you hunting my Pest?"
The Pest (1997)
"The underworld has placed a high price on his head. I intend to collect."
The Pest (1997)
"See, Felix? I told you that my Pest wasn't just a bum!"
The Pest (1997)
"because no one will miss an inconsequential flotsam like him."
The Pest (1997)
"- That makes more sense. - How could you agree with this monster?"
The Pest (1997)
"- Be quiet. - Sit down. He gets angry."
The Pest (1997)
"- Be all you can be! - Don't ask, don't tell, right?"
The Pest (1997)
"None of this was my idea."
The Pest (1997)
"I feel you understand. I get seasick!"
The Pest (1997)
"Snake boy's got every body I care about down there."
The Pest (1997)
"We gotta think of something fast."
The Pest (1997)
"I'm gonna give Gustav a little attitude adjustment, so you're gonna have..."
The Pest (1997)
"I have arrived!"
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