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Clips from James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

My condolences, gentlemen.

"My condolences, gentlemen."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Hello, Felix.

"Hello, Felix."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Very comfortable. But there's one problem.

"Very comfortable. But there's one problem."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

I want the real merchandise - rather quickly.

"I want the real merchandise - rather quickly."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Q has just arrived with it. We'll be up with them in the morning.

"Q has just arrived with it. We'll be up with them in the morning."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

So I'd sit tight if I were you. There's no sense in looking for trouble.

"So I'd sit tight if I were you. There's no sense in looking for trouble."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Just enjoy yourself, James. I'm sure you know how.

"Just enjoy yourself, James. I'm sure you know how."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

How do you like me so far?

"How do you like me so far?"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

If he ever finds out what I'm doin' to it, he'll be madder than hell.

"If he ever finds out what I'm doin' to it, he'll be madder than hell."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

I call these girls my Acorns.

"I call these girls my Acorns."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

playing Monopoly with real buildings.

"playing Monopoly with real buildings."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Tryin' to find Willard Whyte is like tryin' to find a virgin in a maternity ward.

"Tryin' to find Willard Whyte is like tryin' to find a virgin in a maternity ward."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

On behalf of the Whyte House, I wanna let you folks know

"On behalf of the Whyte House, I wanna let you folks know"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

you've been a lousy audience.

"you've been a lousy audience."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

So get lost. See ya later.

"So get lost. See ya later."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Shady Tree!

"Shady Tree!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

- Shady, we just adored your act! - What taste, style!

"- Shady, we just adored your act! - What taste, style!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Critics and material I don't need! I haven't changed my act in 40 years.

"Critics and material I don't need! I haven't changed my act in 40 years."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Hold it! Don't go in there.

"Hold it! Don't go in there."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

We didn't get the real diamonds, so we need Tree - alive.

"We didn't get the real diamonds, so we need Tree - alive."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

That's most annoying.

"That's most annoying."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

What do you say? Back to my place?

"What do you say? Back to my place?"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

You're a nice person, Maxie. Really, you are.

"You're a nice person, Maxie. Really, you are."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Why don't you go and take a nap? And I'll see you next year.

"Why don't you go and take a nap? And I'll see you next year."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

May I have $5,000? No, make it $10,000.

"May I have $5,000? No, make it $10,000."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

$2,000 limit.

"$2,000 limit."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Is there some problem?

"Is there some problem?"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Mr Saxby.

"Mr Saxby."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Gentleman wants $10,000 credit with a $2,000 limit.

"Gentleman wants $10,000 credit with a $2,000 limit."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

My name is Franks.

"My name is Franks."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Peter Franks.

"Peter Franks."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Mr Franks' credit's good.

"Mr Franks' credit's good."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

- Good luck to you, Mr Franks. - Thank you. I'll have two stacks now.

"- Good luck to you, Mr Franks. - Thank you. I'll have two stacks now."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Give the gentleman 4,000.

"Give the gentleman 4,000."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Thank you.

"Thank you."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Hi! I'm Plenty.

"Hi! I'm Plenty."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

- But of course you are. - Plenty O'Toole.

"- But of course you are. - Plenty O'Toole."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Named after your father, perhaps?

"Named after your father, perhaps?"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Would you like some help? On the craps, I mean.

"Would you like some help? On the craps, I mean."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

That's very kind of you.

"That's very kind of you."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Coming out. Coming out.

"Coming out. Coming out."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Next shooter is a lady. Ladies are lucky. For the lady.

"Next shooter is a lady. Ladies are lucky. For the lady."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Seven, loser. The lucky lady craps out.

"Seven, loser. The lucky lady craps out."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

New shooter. Your shot, Mr F.

"New shooter. Your shot, Mr F."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

- Willard Whyte speakin'. - Tree is dead. Turn on number two.

"- Willard Whyte speakin'. - Tree is dead. Turn on number two."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

It's Peter Franks.

"It's Peter Franks."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Hard ten. Ten's the number.

"Hard ten. Ten's the number."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

I'll take the full odds on the ten. 200 on the hard way.

"I'll take the full odds on the ten. 200 on the hard way."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

The limit on all the numbers, 250 on the eleven. Thank you very much.

"The limit on all the numbers, 250 on the eleven. Thank you very much."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Say! You've played this game before!

"Say! You've played this game before!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Just once.

"Just once."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

- Now what do we do? - Don't bother me with details, Bert!

"- Now what do we do? - Don't bother me with details, Bert!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Just get me the diamonds!

"Just get me the diamonds!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

You handle those cubes like a monkey handles coconuts.

"You handle those cubes like a monkey handles coconuts."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Thank you, gentlemen, for such a sterling service.

"Thank you, gentlemen, for such a sterling service."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

That's 50,000 dollars!

"That's 50,000 dollars!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Minus $5,000 for you... leaves me $45,000, and thank you very much.

"Minus $5,000 for you... leaves me $45,000, and thank you very much."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

It was nothing, really!

"It was nothing, really!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

You know something, Peter Franks? You're a terrific guy!

"You know something, Peter Franks? You're a terrific guy!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

A little weird, but a terrific guy!

"A little weird, but a terrific guy!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Why don't we go someplace and have a drink?

"Why don't we go someplace and have a drink?"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

A drink?

"A drink?"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

If you'd like to come in, Plenty.

"If you'd like to come in, Plenty."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

How pretty! What a super place you have!

"How pretty! What a super place you have!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Just give me one second, lover.

"Just give me one second, lover."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Good evening.

"Good evening."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up.

"I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

What the hell is this?! A perverts' convention or something?!

"What the hell is this?! A perverts' convention or something?!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

You can't do this to me!

"You can't do this to me!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Stop that! I've got friends in this town!

"Stop that! I've got friends in this town!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Exceptionally fine shot.

"Exceptionally fine shot."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

I didn't know there was a pool down there.

"I didn't know there was a pool down there."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

The real diamonds.

"The real diamonds."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Good evening, Miss Case.

"Good evening, Miss Case."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Sorry about your fulsome friend.

"Sorry about your fulsome friend."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

I'll bet you really missed something.

"I'll bet you really missed something."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

The evening may not be a total loss after all.

"The evening may not be a total loss after all."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Why don't we talk a bit first?

"Why don't we talk a bit first?"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

What would you like to talk about?

"What would you like to talk about?"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

You pick a subject.

"You pick a subject."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

- Diamonds? - Good boy!

"- Diamonds? - Good boy!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

And you want to know where they are, and whether I'm working alone or not.

"And you want to know where they are, and whether I'm working alone or not."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

So far, so good. Keep going.

"So far, so good. Keep going."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

acquire the diamonds.

"acquire the diamonds."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Peter!

"Peter!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

I'm very impressed.

"I'm very impressed."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

There's a lot more to you than I had expected.

"There's a lot more to you than I had expected."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

and obviously you're the hearty breakfast.

"and obviously you're the hearty breakfast."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Right?

"Right?"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

You're not going to tell me where the diamonds are, are you?

"You're not going to tell me where the diamonds are, are you?"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Sooner or later you'll have to talk.

"Sooner or later you'll have to talk."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

They'll make you.

"They'll make you."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

I can solve that little problem.

"I can solve that little problem."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

It's lucky for me that I ran into you.

"It's lucky for me that I ran into you."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

You get the diamonds, I get us out.

"You get the diamonds, I get us out."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Us?

"Us?"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

I can't very well help you and then stick around.

"I can't very well help you and then stick around."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

We could be on a plane and out of the country by tomorrow night.

"We could be on a plane and out of the country by tomorrow night."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

I know a good tailor in Hong Kong.

"I know a good tailor in Hong Kong."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Hong Kong.

"Hong Kong."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

No. The airport's too obvious.

"No. The airport's too obvious."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

A rented car should do us fine for openers.

"A rented car should do us fine for openers."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

That's good thinking.

"That's good thinking."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

And since you're the one being watched, I'll get the diamonds, you get the car.

"And since you're the one being watched, I'll get the diamonds, you get the car."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

That's very good thinking.

"That's very good thinking."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Oh, Peter!

"Oh, Peter!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

I have a feeling this is the beginning of a wonderful relationship.

"I have a feeling this is the beginning of a wonderful relationship."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Darling...

"Darling..."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Where do I pick up the diamonds?

"Where do I pick up the diamonds?"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

When was the last time you visited a circus?

"When was the last time you visited a circus?"

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Circus Circus proudly presents

"Circus Circus proudly presents"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

the Flying Palacios!

"the Flying Palacios!"

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

- She's in the building. - Right. Stand by.

"- She's in the building. - Right. Stand by."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

James, next time, pick a contact point when you're standing up.

"James, next time, pick a contact point when you're standing up."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

- Felix, if she gives your men the slip... - Relax. I have 30 agents down there.

"- Felix, if she gives your men the slip... - Relax. I have 30 agents down there."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

A mouse with sneakers on couldn't get through.

"A mouse with sneakers on couldn't get through."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Give Maxwell his cue.

"Give Maxwell his cue."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

This is Quarterback.

"This is Quarterback."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Operation Passover, commence.

"Operation Passover, commence."

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Quarterback to Tight End.

"Quarterback to Tight End."

James Bond: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

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