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Short Horror

Credits

On his 35th birthday...
"On his 35th birthday..."
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All very distinguished men...
"All very distinguished men..."
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that his mother died while giving birth to him.
"that his mother died while giving birth to him."
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was that about a minute after he was born...
"was that about a minute after he was born..."
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[ Crying ]
"[ Crying ]"
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[ Crying ]
"[ Crying ]"
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I have a brother ?
"I have a brother ?"
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at the same time I brought you here to the island.
"at the same time I brought you here to the island."
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Julius had spent his entire life here on the island...
"Julius had spent his entire life here on the island..."
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I must find him.
"I must find him."
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I couldn't believe he was going.
"I couldn't believe he was going."
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Julius could speak 12 languages.
"Julius could speak 12 languages."
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Ahhh !
"Ahhh !"
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Julius would not listen to me.
"Julius would not listen to me."
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He had become obsessed with the idea...
"He had become obsessed with the idea..."
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Oh, hello, hello !
"Oh, hello, hello !"
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Ladies !
"Ladies !"
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Maybe millions of people go by...
"Maybe millions of people go by..."
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but they all disappear from view.
"but they all disappear from view."
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concerning the clientele.
"concerning the clientele."
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Oh, he wouldn't come in here.
"Oh, he wouldn't come in here."
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That weaseI ? That creep ?
"That weaseI ? That creep ?"
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[ Julius ] Take out the papers and the trash
"[ Julius ] Take out the papers and the trash"
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And the trash Trash
"And the trash Trash"
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Mada-dada Hey-tow
"Mada-dada Hey-tow"
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Sew-do-a Fair-da
"Sew-do-a Fair-da"
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So-do Begga-do-fow
"So-do Begga-do-fow"
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Tucko-day Ragga-do-ga hoo-ha-yeah
"Tucko-day Ragga-do-ga hoo-ha-yeah"
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We're doing this too often, Vince.
"We're doing this too often, Vince."
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[ Engine Starts ]
"[ Engine Starts ]"
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- For you. - Thanks, Tony.
"- For you. - Thanks, Tony."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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Do women really wear those things ?
"Do women really wear those things ?"
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Whoa !
"Whoa !"
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I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy.
"I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy."
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The next time you should really consider wearing helmets.
"The next time you should really consider wearing helmets."
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$53 ! Are you out of your mind ?
"$53 ! Are you out of your mind ?"
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- Look, I had a very bad day. - Driver's licence... please.
"- Look, I had a very bad day. - Driver's licence... please."
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[ Julius ] So this is where my brother grew up.
"[ Julius ] So this is where my brother grew up."
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And that's where he must have slept !
"And that's where he must have slept !"
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Yes, it was.
"Yes, it was."
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You're full of goodness, Julius. I pray you never find him.
"You're full of goodness, Julius. I pray you never find him."
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Benedict, visitor.
"Benedict, visitor."
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[ Silence ]
"[ Silence ]"
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You've gotta talk into the phone, Bozo.
"You've gotta talk into the phone, Bozo."
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is beneath even them, all right ?
"is beneath even them, all right ?"
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Huh ? Come again ?
"Huh ? Come again ?"
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We are not identicaI twins.
"We are not identicaI twins."
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I wouldn't be too sure, pal.
"I wouldn't be too sure, pal."
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l'm in fast company here.
"l'm in fast company here."
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Okay. Go pay.
"Okay. Go pay."
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What is this, Candid Camera ?
"What is this, Candid Camera ?"
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l'm glad to help you. Vincent, l'm your brother.
"l'm glad to help you. Vincent, l'm your brother."
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because l'm gonna be tossing my cookies in a minute.
"because l'm gonna be tossing my cookies in a minute."
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Tossing your cookies ?
"Tossing your cookies ?"
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Oh, that's more slang !
"Oh, that's more slang !"
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You pay a huge fine, then they hide it on you.
"You pay a huge fine, then they hide it on you."
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- How'd you know this was my car ? - We're twins !
"- How'd you know this was my car ? - We're twins !"
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talk philosophy together, read books together.
"talk philosophy together, read books together."
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He's so full of energy.
"He's so full of energy."
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[ Alarm Chirp ]
"[ Alarm Chirp ]"
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- You're six months behind. - You're behind !
"- You're six months behind. - You're behind !"
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Six months behind. That's the problem.
"Six months behind. That's the problem."
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Look, Miss Busby, uh--
"Look, Miss Busby, uh--"
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- All right. - l'll take this.
"- All right. - l'll take this."
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Before I forget, happy birthday.
"Before I forget, happy birthday."
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Oh, how sweet.
"Oh, how sweet."
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- Aqua Velva ? - Mm-hmm.
"- Aqua Velva ? - Mm-hmm."
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Time's up, Vincent.
"Time's up, Vincent."
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You gotta understand something, Benedict.
"You gotta understand something, Benedict."
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I don't know what the problem is...
"I don't know what the problem is..."
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- We're twins. - That's right.
"- We're twins. - That's right."
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- But he's got an axe ! - Ahhhh !
"- But he's got an axe ! - Ahhhh !"
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You could be a boxer. I could be your manager.
"You could be a boxer. I could be your manager."
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l'm really worried about you, Vincent.
"l'm really worried about you, Vincent."
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We're nothin' !
"We're nothin' !"
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Due this morning.
"Due this morning."
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Well, you're a good guy, Julius.
"Well, you're a good guy, Julius."
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There it is.
"There it is."
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- Geez ! - What's the matter ?
"- Geez ! - What's the matter ?"
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That dopey Sam, he forgot to leave the keys.
"That dopey Sam, he forgot to leave the keys."
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Do you really think we should do that ?
"Do you really think we should do that ?"
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lt's for children.
"lt's for children."
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I saw a guy from the Auto Club do this once.
"I saw a guy from the Auto Club do this once."
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that the car is being towed and shuts off.
"that the car is being towed and shuts off."
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Can I have the keys to your car ?
"Can I have the keys to your car ?"
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Come on, Julius.
"Come on, Julius."
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Oh, my God !
"Oh, my God !"
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Don't use both feet at the same time.
"Don't use both feet at the same time."
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- Just use the gas. - Okay, one foot.
"- Just use the gas. - Okay, one foot."
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Pick up the phone, the phone.
"Pick up the phone, the phone."
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The little thing down on the right that's making noise.
"The little thing down on the right that's making noise."
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[ Phone Ring ]
"[ Phone Ring ]"
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- Supermarket. - Take your foot off the gas.
"- Supermarket. - Take your foot off the gas."
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All right.
"All right."
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Okay, it's a supermarket.
"Okay, it's a supermarket."
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Nobody likes a smart ass, all right ?
"Nobody likes a smart ass, all right ?"
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So, what do you think ?
"So, what do you think ?"
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Devil's.
"Devil's."
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- You know what I really love about Vince ? - What ?
"- You know what I really love about Vince ? - What ?"
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- You're outta control. - No, l'm not.
"- You're outta control. - No, l'm not."
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That poetry he pretends to write, they're old song lyrics.
"That poetry he pretends to write, they're old song lyrics."
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- Vince has a truly romantic soul. - I can't hear this any more.
"- Vince has a truly romantic soul. - I can't hear this any more."
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Well, don't, 'cause if you had a boyfriend like I have...
"Well, don't, 'cause if you had a boyfriend like I have..."
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- Ah ! - Excuse me.
"- Ah ! - Excuse me."
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She's not bad.
"She's not bad."
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It's around 300 nauticaI miles, south, southwest of Fiji.
"It's around 300 nauticaI miles, south, southwest of Fiji."
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[ Linda ] Are you sure this guy's all right ?
"[ Linda ] Are you sure this guy's all right ?"
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Okay, well, great seeing ya.
"Okay, well, great seeing ya."
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Catch ya later.
"Catch ya later."
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Great seeing ya. Catch ya later.
"Great seeing ya. Catch ya later."
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You see, women love men...
"You see, women love men..."
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Keeps them on their toes.
"Keeps them on their toes."
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- You do like women ? - Very much so.
"- You do like women ? - Very much so."
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[ Whispering ] A 230-pound virgin.
"[ Whispering ] A 230-pound virgin."
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lt's just one of those things.
"lt's just one of those things."
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[ Bell Rings ] we just nuke it.
"[ Bell Rings ] we just nuke it."
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- Ahhh ! - Ahhh !
"- Ahhh ! - Ahhh !"
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Through the lips, over the gums, look out--
"Through the lips, over the gums, look out--"
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- Julius ! - Oh, I like nuked food.
"- Julius ! - Oh, I like nuked food."
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