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Clips from The Mick - The Bully (S01E01)

"that we need them, when in reality"
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"you could probably do it yourself."
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"Hell, a monkey could do it."
The Mick
"People don't do their own dental work"
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"because it's a specialized skill."
The Mick
"I mean, I could unclog my toilets,"
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"but I prefer to have a plumber do it."
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"Good job, little man."
The Mick
"See you in six months, all right?"
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"I only have one cavity!"
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"Who told you that, the tooth jockey?"
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"Guess we better take his word for it."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I'm sorry, Doc. If you saw the mess"
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"You know what, this is good. Let's test this out."
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"Bet you this clown can't look in there"
The Mick
"Oh, wow."
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"I assume it's your number 19 molar."
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"The black one."
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"That tooth needs to come out immediately."
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"Good guess. Here comes the sell."
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"- What's that gonna cost me? - Nothing."
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"Your insurance should cover it."
The Mick
"You think he has insurance?"
The Mick
"Procedure runs about 1,500 without it."
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"and we skip the part where you perform"
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"I assure you it's necessary."
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"An infection like that could leach into"
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"your bloodstream and kill you."
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"You can die from a tooth?"
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"Don't listen to this tongue toucher."
The Mick
"Barbers took care of everything above the shoulders."
The Mick
"I don't know where all this animosity's coming from,"
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"but it doesn't change the fact that tooth needs to come out."
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"Do it yourself for all I care."
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"Yeah, well, maybe I will."
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"And you can do whatever this is, for all I care."
The Mick
"Let's go, boys."
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"- Get up. - No."
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"Leave me alone. This is all your fault."
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"I can't."
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"- It's a journal. - Whatever."
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"It doesn't matter. It's not a big deal."
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"Everybody used to fear and respect me."
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"Now they think I'm some sad sack of emotion."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Hey, don't say that."
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"I'm sure they still fear you."
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"You're the meanest person I've ever met."
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"I'm scared to come out of my room most mornings"
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"'cause I don't know what you're gonna say to me."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"You know that time you told me my voice sounded fat?"
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"Yeah, that was a good one."
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"That was a great one."
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"It's like you've got butter in your throat."
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"Yeah, I mean, it doesn't make any sense to me."
The Mick
"I can't wrap my mind around what that even means,"
The Mick
"but that's the point, I've been thinking about it ever since."
The Mick
"See, you got in my head."
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"That's the bitch that's inside of you."
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"That's the bitch they need to see."
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"Yeah, but how?"
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"By marching over to Zoe's house and tearing her ass to pieces."
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"Yeah, I..."
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"Mm."
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"Well, yeah, I guess I could do that."
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"Oh, you guess?"
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"Not good enough."
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"Let me hear you say it."
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"Fine, I'll tear her ass to pieces."
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"- Happy? - Happy?!"
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"No, I'm not happy."
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"'Cause that sounded like you wanted to go over there"
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"and tickle her ass a little bit,"
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"but that's not gonna do the trick."
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"This girl humiliated you. What are you gonna do about it?"
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"I'm gonna tear her ass to pieces!"
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"That's what I'm talking about. Then what are you gonna do?"
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"I'm gonna feed it to her."
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"Whoo-hoo, I like it!"
The Mick
"Let's go get that diary."
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"It's a journal. Uh, doesn't matter!"
The Mick
"In what world is this easier than going to a dentist?"
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"how much an actual tank of nitrous costs?"
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"No. How much?"
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"I don't know."
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"Granted, this isn't medical grade,"
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"but it's still gonna give me the wah-wahs."
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"Let's just go back to the dentist."
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"No, absolutely not."
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"Hey, I'm trying to teach you guys"
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"a valuable life lesson here, all right?"
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"A little self-sufficiency."
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"Can you just teach us how to change a tire or something?"
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"I'm excited to see you rip your teeth out."
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"- Thanks, pal. - Don't encourage this, Ben."
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"Okay, you know what, Chip, let me tell you something."
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"Ears up, Ben."
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"Not-to-near future,"
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"nuclear holocaust, right?"
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"Credit card, money, house gone."
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"None of it works. Sabrina, Alba, Mickey..."
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"They're gone. Why?"
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"Because you ate them."
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"You had to."
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"And, uh, that'll be $86.78."
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"Well, that's a little bit more than I was intending to spend."
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"Why don't you go ahead and throw everything back"
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"except the whipped cream, vodka and pliers."
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"Let's party."
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"What are we listening to?"
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"Fight music. Getting us jacked up for battle."
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"Ugh. Why are they yelling?"
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"Are they angry 'cause they're bad musicians?"
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"Don't overthink it, just drink your Speed Demon."
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"I can't drink any more of this."
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"I feel like my heart's gonna explode."
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"Good. That's right. Means it's working."
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"Okay, you ready for this?"
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