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Clips from Scrubs - My Road to Nowhere (S06E06)

"That's because you haven't found someone who's doing it right!"
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"if it was your kid."
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"- (SQUEAKILY) Come on, just do it. - Knock it off, Rochelle!"
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"Keith, wake up, sweetie. We're here."
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"Well, how are you gonna get home?"
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"Go take care of Dr. Cox."
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"Tell him Gladys is thinking of him. He'll know it's me."
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"Farewell, stranger. I shall toast you with my heartiest wine."
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"Maybe he should lie down."
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"Turkleton, if I let you assist on that surgery,"
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"Lucky for you, I am a man in need."
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"on the other side of that door."
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"Surprise."
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"Oh, my God, J.D.!"
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"- Everything is gonna be okay. - I know."
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"Jordan, I love you."
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"J.D., I had a miscarriage."
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"Whoa!"
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"Yeah, Jordan and the baby are fine."
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"- That... That's it? - Yep."
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"Okay, I don't know about you, but when I get great news,"
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"Like when I graduated med school, I went all Billy "White Shoes" Johnson."
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"I'm all, like..."
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"And then when Izzy was born, Tiger Woods arm swing."
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"(HORN BLARING)"
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"Look, you know as well as I do"
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"that no kid who has surgery before it's even born"
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"is just gonna pop out into the world without any..."
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"Without any problems."
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"and we're gonna have to go through this whole thing all over again."
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"So you're gonna have to excuse me if I'm not celebrating."
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"Your baby's gonna be fine."
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"Because that little thing grabbed my finger so tight and wouldn't let go."
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"Perry, she's strong."
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"I should have told you earlier. I just... I didn't want to do it on the phone and..."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's... It's just... It's kind of weird."
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"I know."
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"to doing all of those parent things you hear about."
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"You know, like changing diapers, first steps, playing catch."
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"Turk was gonna even teach me how to throw like a guy, so..."
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"Unless it was a girl, then you could just throw like yourself."
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"Can I ask you something?"
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"Were we just staying together 'cause we were having a kid?"
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"No. No, come on."
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"Come back from this in a couple of months,"
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"we're gonna pick up right where we left off."
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"We probably shouldn't talk, though,"
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"unless we're wearing full body condoms."
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"What if I wasn't coming back"
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"because they offered me a permanent position here?"
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"J.D.: We sat there all night and talked about everything."
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"Would a pizza place deliver to a bench at 3:00 in the morning?"
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"Because I couldn't wait to rub a little jelly on your treasure trail."
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"J.D."
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"- I always do that. - Do mine."
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"J.D.: There are really only two kinds of surprises."
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"Theodore!"
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"All right, let's take a look."
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"Everything looks healthy. See, there's your baby's heartbeat."
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"Because at least she was straight with me."
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"It's for my retirement, so Enid and I can see the country in luxury."
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"Oh, man, Kim's having her first ultrasound tomorrow."
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"Are you kidding me? I can't just up and leave."
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"or if the baby is actually eating the bitch cells,"
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"(COUGHING)"
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"Keith!"
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"- This way. - Okay."
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"Road trip!"
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"- No, that's too mean. I couldn't do it. - No, mean's good. It's... I like mean."
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"and play him like your little bitch-boy."
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"Perry was so wrong about you."
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"You know, if that's what they're called."
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"I wish none of us had to drive."
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"Did Jordan change her mind for some strange unexpected reason?"
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"(RING TONE PLAYING GUY LOVE)"
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"Excuse me, my mother sleeps with men. I've seen it!"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"Follow him! He said, "Uh-oh.""
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"He's fine. Let's get going."
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"Look at us! I hurt my ankle."
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"- Shello! - Baby?"
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"(CRASING)"
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"All right."
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"Gandhi, you'd damn sure want somebody in there"
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"You guys, there's her hospital."
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"Yes!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Did they?"
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"Wow."
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"A haunted tent."
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"We could solve both our problems"
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"- Holy frick on a stick! - I was stretching!"
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"(ANDS OF TIME PLAYING)"
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"I don't know this young man. I wish I did."
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"J.D.: Why would they build a tunnel that an RV wouldn't fit through?"
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"Stop."
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"between a road trip and a sonogram."
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"And I could never be mad at Kim for giving me a bad surprise."
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"Could you rub that spot off my dashboard?"
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"I miss my baby. We have to go back."
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"I got friends!"
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"You smell like my mom."
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"I'm ruining the neighborhood. At least I'm quiet."
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"It's not every wife that works a full shift,"
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"Second, you ruined my road trip,"
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"Of course, sometimes control is taken away from you."
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"And the bad ones that make you mad."
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"I am gonna beat your ass."
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"Could you possibly do me a small favor?"
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"You got it, pal."
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"Oh, yeah, I am gonna find out the sex, but you're not,"
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"(HORN BLARING)"
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"How's our baby doing, huh?"
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"Chill out, Ted."
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"There was this thing that I never met."
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"the best thing to do was to say goodbye, stay friends,"
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"J.D., that sucks. I'm so sorry."
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"It's a girl."
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"J.D.: Nice cover."
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