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Clips from Scrubs - My Hypocritical Oath (S04E04)

"Even though it can be tough around here,"
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"In Turk's defence, we had tried this once before."
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"And once before that."
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"All right, you three can go in."
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"- Word. - Uh-uh. You're out."
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"You out, too."
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"and this is for idiot number two."
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"And that's when I saw Kylie."
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"My God, look at those beautiful eyes."
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"They're so big I can see myself in them."
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"So it's probably nothing big, but I'm wondering if you could check it out."
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"I have clinic hours. After all, I'm a doctor."
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"I hope she has something that keeps her here so you get to know her."
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"He's just excited"
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"At least he married one."
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"Todd, I'm not black."
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"when you feel like a woman's about to change your life?"
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"OK. In there I'll see you."
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"Dude, it's not that serious."
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"and says, "I think I'm a moth.""
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"You can't bail out now. Stall, stall!"
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"So the moth says,"
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"What kind of dentist are you?""
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"Had a fever and stomach-ache for almost a week."
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"OK, well, let's get a little history on you."
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"You ever have shortness of breath,"
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"Oh, so you're waiting until you get married."
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"We're not engaged."
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"It's very comforting to have the chief of medicine here."
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"Hey, Elliot. Your boobies look hot today."
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"We're waiting for the results of his blood smear."
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"Nothing. Mr Cheng is not long for this world."
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"Do you believe that guy?"
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"So what do you think we should do?"
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"It loosens up my chest. You should probably stretch too."
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"Don't need to. I got a tube of Bengay on each one of my hamstrings."
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"The southpaw with the blonde bangs and big britches comes out swinging!"
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"If you tell that family he's got a chance,"
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"all you're doing is raising their hopes."
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"That's all and good, but I'm not available."
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"I hate to interrupt, but I'm still woozy from being shot into my wall,"
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"and he scored eight buckets in a row on yours truly."
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"- I alley-ooped him. - Shut up."
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"All four years."
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"- Get out of here! - Did the soup kitchen have a message?"
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"Sweetie, you are drinking the coffee from the doctors' lounge."
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"Let's... Seton Hall, huh? Yeah!"
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"Thank you."
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"Or this fine chick Tamyra that bartends with Kylie."
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"Yeah!"
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"or things might start falling off of you."
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"Listen up."
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"and seeing as no one in the history of this germbox"
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"What drives people to seek revenge?"
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"I can relate to that."
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"What is that in your lap?"
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"Leonard. Half-kitten, half-monkey."
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"What drives people to go back on their word?"
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"If we do an exchange transfusion,"
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"there's a chance we can save your father."
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"I am so sick of men screwing women over,"
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"like cheating on them or using your lavender bath gel to wash their car."
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"Yes, there is."
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"Now it's time to ruin the game."
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"- Really? - No, you idiot."
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"I'm just gonna tell you the score of the game,"
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"is one of the last pure pleasures I have left in my life,"
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"Hey, guys, it's off."
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"Hey, did you catch that Lakers-Heat game?"
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"Five seconds left..."
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"You can bartend on-line?"
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"I'm getting my master's in political science."
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"If I was single, I'd snatch you up."
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"Would you like to play a game of hangman?"
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"because there's no Hippocratic oath on planet Glornack Seven."
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"Sometimes you have to break the rules."
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"Elliot's patient waking up was a clear sign."
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"Kylie! Kylie!"
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"I'd make more money bartending!"
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"Turk, if we leave right now, I might be awake for sex tonight. Get my coat."
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"You owe me."
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"Baby, so I didn't know which one was yours, so I grabbed all of them."
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"I don't like people disagreeing with me."
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"Could you at least just make fun of my bangs or something?"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"- Hey, Kylie, there you are. - Hey, J.D."
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"Listen, Kylie... Out loud, you idiot! Out loud!"
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"Sometimes the bad guy is a jerk boyfriend."
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"for as long as you can remember."
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"Don't ever mess with my treadmill."
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"And sometimes the bad guy is a disease that you didn't stand a chance against."
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"You can tell me now."
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"Your boyfriend's a jerk."
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"- Grab a mop... - Shush. Watching The Sixth Sense."
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"- This kid sees dead people. - That film is at least five years old."
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"So what? I haven't seen it."
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"Bruce Willis is a ghost."
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"He's been dead the entire time."
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"Oh! All the best."
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"We're just going to a nightclub."
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"No, Carla. An African-American club."
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"You can't touch me."
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"Man. It's only 10.00."
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"- Oh, look, sir... - Baby, I got this. Listen here, man."
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"if you let him up in this pizzle, he'll be all chizzle."
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"Sir, this is for idiot number one,"
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"Oh, I knew I'd get in!"
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"Turk! J.D.'s doing the..."
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"After two hours of roboting I was parched."
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"Hi. Can you make me an appletini?"
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"I hope so. It's my favourite drink."
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"Work the fact you're a doctor into the conversation. Just be subtle."
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"This is so weird. I've been looking for a doctor..."
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"You got it. Come by Sacred Heart tomorrow."
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"because he wishes he dated more sexy black women when he was single."
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"Hey, J. D! This is my boyfriend James."
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"How's your heart? The fluttering has stopped."
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"Be with you in a second."
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"Thanks, doc."
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"It's funny. I thought you said you were the one who needed a doctor."
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