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Clips from 30 Rock - Let's Stay Together (S05E05)

"Weak."
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"I have to run, Lemon. I have an appointment in Washington."
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"I've been trying to find "Monk" for, like, three months."
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"The only thing I will be discussing with the House Subcommittee"
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"Lmagine that your favorite corn chip manufacturer"
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"Except then they might be tempted to make the corn chips give you..."
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"Wow. That should not be allowed to happen."
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"Former athletes, washed-up actors, and women."
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"that Legal says we can use:"
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"And nothing else."
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"Someone with that name killed"
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"I'm reapplying to the page program,"
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"but it's a lot harder than my first time around."
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"It's gotten really competitive."
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"Is there any A/V equipment you'll be needing?"
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""Just a pageant"?"
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"If you need help winning a pageant, you've come to the right place."
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"When I was pageantizing, my mother told me,"
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""There's only three things standing between you and winning."
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"And this deal"
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"And I believe that my experience out there in "Hollyweird""
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"...vertical integration."
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"I guess that's why Big Oil and Microsoft"
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"are such great American failures."
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"The acclaimed director of "When Harry Met Sally""
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"Enough! I'm going to have to reinvent you,"
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"All right. First things first. Can you lose that goony accent?"
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"I don't know, Ma'am. You made me think about it,"
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"I would point to, um,"
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""Sunday Night Football", which features many black..."
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"What? Why did we cancel that? That doesn't make any sense!"
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"Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb."
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"Peas and carrots, rhubarb. Rhubarb, peas and carrots, rhubarb."
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"I was reading the new Malcolm Gladwell New Yorker piece"
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"the Irish built and then filled the jails..."
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"Diversity means new ideas and new markets."
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"No, I was too busy trying to remember"
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"The whole thing was just political theater."
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"Thank you."
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"I can't let Bookman jeopardize this deal."
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"At least that was his explanation when I found his poem about snow."
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"What about Toofer? Is he any good?"
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"Deal with the meetings, the complaining,"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, you are not doing a sketch on the Appleseed family."
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"Agh!"
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"It focuses on an African-American family in Detroit in the '70s."
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""Let's Stay Together""
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"is not just about a family trying to stay together,"
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"So shine on"
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"And thank you, NB C"
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"Men can have cramping, too, you know!"
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"Mr. Donaghy! I have Representative Bookman on the line."
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"Mr. Donaghy, I'm in New York right now."
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"Magnolia Bakery? Oh, sorry, hips!"
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"As I was trying to say the other day,"
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"to diversity and inclusiveness."
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"And where was your sparkle?"
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"You embarrassed me in front of all the other mothers!"
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"I mean Jenna Maroney!"
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"Welcome to "Right On.""
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"I'm your host, Rutherford Rice."
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"Our first guest is James Spurlock,"
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"head writer"
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"Thank you, Rutherford. It is a pl..."
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"I can tell that you're off me."
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"Do you have to wear a bra with it?"
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"I'll let you get back to Toofer."
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"Jenna Maroney,"
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"is you, working long hours, late into the night,"
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"Well, James Spurlock, you can finally take your bow."
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"All-righty."
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"But I said I was leaving!"
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"I will go get her, sir! A thousand apologies!"
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"but whatever this is won't let me."
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"What? Who cares? Jeffrey, just hire Kenneth back."
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"Tracy Jordan."
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"I can assure you that NBC"
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"You eat from your own table, remember?"
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"I'll kill you, white devil!"
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"So, how was your flight?"
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"Oh, brother!"
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"There's James!"
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"Thank you for making us all... "Smiley"."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I am."
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"I might not know where I'm going with this,"
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"but I know we will get there together!"
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"Did someone say "tap dance"?"
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"Sorry, "grandstanding"? Do you not think I believe in this?"
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"You're doing it!"
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"and my own employees!"
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"The next generation goes to college and innovates new ideas."
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"snowboards and takes improv classes."
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"We always need people"
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"who are pulling themselves up by their bootstraps."
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"How do I know you're not just grandstanding?"
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"I'll show you that this company..."
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"We were here first!"
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"Yes!"
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"Uh-oh. Ain't life a bitch?"
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"The writers put it on my door."
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"It's referring to this one time that I got a chemical peel before work."
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"And I was wearing a red-and-green sweater."
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"And a fedora."
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"- "Lez Lemon." - First thought."
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""Winona Ryder." "In a Hundred Years.""
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"- "Fart Barfunkel." - Indian food."
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"- "Paul Simon." - I don't get that, but it hurts."
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"Look, I love a good joke."
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"But I am their boss, and at a certain point it crosses a line."
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"To quote Rodney Dangerfield, "Hey! I, uh..." "Hey! I, uh...""
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"Lemon, if you're about to say that you don't get any respect, you're right."
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"I mean, in a post-apocalyptic world, how would society even use you?"
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"Traveling bard!"
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"Radiation canary."
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"Hey, will you ask Congress where they put the USA Network?"
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"on Baseball, Quiz Shows, Terrorism and Media is vertical integration."
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"also owned the number-one diarrhea medication."
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"'cause then they could put a little sample of the medicine in each bag."
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"Vertical integration."
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