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Clips from Family Guy - No Meals on Wheels (S05E05)

"that he'll only be in this wheelchair for two weeks."
Family Guy
"That leg should heal up just fine."
Family Guy
"I'll be a dignified cripple and I'll show 'em all how it's done."
Family Guy
"Between you and me I could honestly say"
Family Guy
"- Joe, you got a minute? - What is it, Peter?"
Family Guy
"but I've been in a wheelchair for 45 minutes now,"
Family Guy
"and I see how tough it is."
Family Guy
"but it means a lot to me to hear you say that."
Family Guy
"So, what do you say? Can we put all this behind us?"
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"I'd like nothing better."
Family Guy
"Hey, Bonnie and I are watching Grey's Anatomy if you want to come in."
Family Guy
"Oh, boy, Joe, I got to tell you. That, that..."
Family Guy
"That sounds awful."
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"All the things that make us"
Family Guy
"Why do we have to get me a suit here?"
Family Guy
"Well, I guess I can still play with it three weeks out of the month."
Family Guy
"- Wow, that would save me half the time. - Connect the dots?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's a pair of red flannel feety pajamas."
Family Guy
"- At the same time? - Yeah."
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"- I'm living it, baby. - No, you're not."
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"You can wear them to bed, but tomorrow we're getting rid of them."
Family Guy
"What the hell was that?"
Family Guy
"and when you touched Chris, you passed it on."
Family Guy
"I am not your dad. I am Electric Man."
Family Guy
"All right, we're going Brazilian."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois. Sorry about the mess"
Family Guy
"Peter, you've been sleeping with that money for the past week."
Family Guy
"and we never quite got it going."
Family Guy
"I would rather take a jar of pennies thats value was less than that of your bill."
Family Guy
"An Indian guide with lots of Indian pride"
Family Guy
"Ah! Ah!"
Family Guy
"- What are you doing? - I just adopted 30 puppies."
Family Guy
"You guys, I have some bad news. I just finished going over the books,"
Family Guy
"and this restaurant is hemorrhaging money."
Family Guy
"when I need you more than ever?"
Family Guy
"- Here comes Joe and his cop buddies. - You got tables for 30?"
Family Guy
"Come on, guys. Let's eat."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, don't..."
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"- No. - No, you do not,"
Family Guy
"What are you going to do, Joe? I'm up here and you're down there."
Family Guy
"That things can only get better"
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"I just wanted to apologize."
Family Guy
"Yes. I'd rather look at Meg toweling off after a shower"
Family Guy
"- I got to figure you're in there. - How do you know, Lois?"
Family Guy
"Oh, did he now? Here, let me take care of that for him."
Family Guy
"I keep getting bladder infections, and I don't know why."
Family Guy
"- I have a secret to tell you. - What is it?"
Family Guy
"And in local news, a new restaurant is taking Quahog by storm."
Family Guy
"No. I want it all gone, Glenn."
Family Guy
"This place is like a ghost town half the time."
Family Guy
"The House of Munch is going down the tubes."
Family Guy
"What are all these parallelograms doing here?"
Family Guy
"Why? Everybody's having a great time. Besides, think of the money we're making."
Family Guy
"Peter, you do realize you deserve this for the way you treated Joe?"
Family Guy
"I would take instead of your credit card."
Family Guy
"Go to hell, you mutant offspring of comedy people."
Family Guy
"- I think you owe him an apology. - Are you kidding, Lois?"
Family Guy
"It ain't my fault that him and all his gimpy friends"
Family Guy
"Well, Peter, it's been a rough week for both of us,"
Family Guy
"- Okay. - All right, ready?"
Family Guy
"I wanted a cool restaurant, not the cafeteria at the veterans' hospital."
Family Guy
"- Peter, what the hell is that all about? - It's a message, Joe."
Family Guy
"Men, form up Crippletron!"
Family Guy
"And I guess that's why They call it the blues"
Family Guy
"- Buy a bolt and shut that trap of yours? - What?"
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"- This thing's got to be worth 50 grand. - 50 grand? Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"At Big Pete's House of Munch. Stop on by."
Family Guy
"I guess I just fooled myself into thinking you'd always be with me."
Family Guy
"Lois don't get alarmed, but I think I might be Jesus."
Family Guy
"Unfortunately, they couldn't air it,"
Family Guy
"Do you see a wheelchair under Mark Harmon?"
Family Guy
"I don't know what to do, guys."
Family Guy
"Now, we're gonna have to get you a new one..."
Family Guy
"It's fine. It's fine. Whatever. I'm happy to help."
Family Guy
"And you have to flap your wrists, like this."
Family Guy
"Mrs. Griffin, I'm afraid he'll never walk again..."
Family Guy
"Laugh and cry"
Family Guy
"- Maybe we should get new roommates. - Yeah, maybe we should."
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"Peter, this all looks very expensive."
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"- Remember when we first got married... - And I said,"
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"Shh! Lois, Lois, look."
Family Guy
"Well, Peter, this has been an amazing week."
Family Guy
"Dust out the demons inside"
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"All right, here they come."
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"And going up the stairs and going down the stairs"
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"Oh, no, you're not, Joe. We have a new policy."
Family Guy
"And it won't be long Before you and me run"
Family Guy
"On which we used to rely?"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"- That ought to keep Mort away. - Peter, what the hell is that?"
Family Guy
"Hey, at least I'm mixing it up a little bit."
Family Guy
"This is what it feels like to be a bear."
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"- Kneel before Christ! - Ah!"
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"Good evening. Welcome to Big Pete's House of Munch."
Family Guy
"Yeah, maybe somebody should have asked me."
Family Guy
"You know, Peter, my buddies and I have been looking for a new hangout."
Family Guy
"Peter, isn't this wonderful? The place is packed."
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"Hang on. I'm gonna get the picture."
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"Granted, it is similar to the Gil Gerard speech, but it..."
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"Don't wish it away Don't look at it like it's forever"
Family Guy
"Uh... Lois, aren't you a little freaked out by this?"
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"I don't care about that."
Family Guy
"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Hey, Peter, we're here for dinner."
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