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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Doomed (S04E04)

No! Look, I was involved...

"No! Look, I was involved..."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

- You don't know what my life is like. - I'm dying to find out.

"- You don't know what my life is like. - I'm dying to find out."

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Dying being the operative word here. There's too much risk. There is too much...

"Dying being the operative word here. There's too much risk. There is too much..."

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I don't understand where this is coming from.

"I don't understand where this is coming from."

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You like me. It's not like we don't have anything in common.

"You like me. It's not like we don't have anything in common."

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- But that's not enough. - Buffy, I'm thrown by this.

"- But that's not enough. - Buffy, I'm thrown by this."

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I'm confused.

"I'm confused."

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But I can feel my skin humming.

"But I can feel my skin humming."

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My hands, my every inch of me.

"My hands, my every inch of me."

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I'm not trying to scare you and I'm not gonna force myself on you, but

"I'm not trying to scare you and I'm not gonna force myself on you, but"

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apocalypse.

"apocalypse."

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Do you know what a hellmouth is? Do you have a fancy term for it?

"Do you know what a hellmouth is? Do you have a fancy term for it?"

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Because I went to high school on it for three years.

"Because I went to high school on it for three years."

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We do not have that much in common. This is ajob to you.

"We do not have that much in common. This is ajob to you."

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- It's notjust ajob. - It's an adventure, great.

"- It's notjust ajob. - It's an adventure, great."

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You don't have to be. You're not in high school any more.

"You don't have to be. You're not in high school any more."

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- I know it may seem... - Riley!

"- I know it may seem... - Riley!"

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My answer is no.

"My answer is no."

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- A Vahrall demon. - Ew!

"- A Vahrall demon. - Ew!"

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"Slick like ghoul and gird in moonlight, father of portents and brother to blight."

""Slick like ghoul and gird in moonlight, father of portents and brother to blight.""

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"Limbs with talons, eyes like knives, bane to the blameless, thief of lives."

""Limbs with talons, eyes like knives, bane to the blameless, thief of lives.""

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- Special hazards? - Unknown.

"- Special hazards? - Unknown."

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The bones of a child, though.

"The bones of a child, though."

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I saw that...

"I saw that..."

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An ancient ritual. It uses the blood of a man, the bones of a child,

"An ancient ritual. It uses the blood of a man, the bones of a child,"

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Let me guess - ends the world?

"Let me guess - ends the world?"

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It doesn't say how the world ends or what the ritual entails exactly.

"It doesn't say how the world ends or what the ritual entails exactly."

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The sacrifice of three. Three people are gonna die?

"The sacrifice of three. Three people are gonna die?"

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No, they won't. Because Claw Boy is not getting all of his ingredients.

"No, they won't. Because Claw Boy is not getting all of his ingredients."

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We have to find the Word of Valios, keep him from getting it.

"We have to find the Word of Valios, keep him from getting it."

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If he doesn't already have it. I mean, who knows where he's been?

"If he doesn't already have it. I mean, who knows where he's been?"

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Here's one for the good guys. This thing's got a pheromone signature a mile wide.

"Here's one for the good guys. This thing's got a pheromone signature a mile wide."

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Agent Gates has been working with the detection system.

"Agent Gates has been working with the detection system."

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Residual traces showing up in populated areas. The thing's not shy.

"Residual traces showing up in populated areas. The thing's not shy."

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- How about the museum? - We'll stop by my house, get weapons,

"- How about the museum? - We'll stop by my house, get weapons,"

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and I'll change into something that isn't quite as anchovy-scented.

"and I'll change into something that isn't quite as anchovy-scented."

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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- What are you doing? - You were trying to stake yourself.

"- What are you doing? - You were trying to stake yourself."

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Is too. For one thing, that's my shirt you're about to dust.

"Is too. For one thing, that's my shirt you're about to dust."

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For another, we've shared a lot. You should have trusted me enough to do it for you.

"For another, we've shared a lot. You should have trusted me enough to do it for you."

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It's ooky. We know him. We can'tjust let him poof himself.

"It's ooky. We know him. We can'tjust let him poof himself."

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Besides, I'm beyond pathetic. Stuck in this basement washing skivvies

"Besides, I'm beyond pathetic. Stuck in this basement washing skivvies"

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for a blighter I wouldn't have bothered to bite a few months ago.

"for a blighter I wouldn't have bothered to bite a few months ago."

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I mean, am I even remotely scary any more?

"I mean, am I even remotely scary any more?"

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Well, the shirt is kinda not very threatening, and the short pants...

"Well, the shirt is kinda not very threatening, and the short pants..."

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But it could also be cos I know you can't bite, which isn't what you really need to hear...

"But it could also be cos I know you can't bite, which isn't what you really need to hear..."

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- and you'll be sleeping in the garage. - We can't leave him here like this.

"- and you'll be sleeping in the garage. - We can't leave him here like this."

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I won't do anything. I feel better now. Promise.

"I won't do anything. I feel better now. Promise."

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If we don't find what we're looking for, we're facing an apocalypse.

"If we don't find what we're looking for, we're facing an apocalypse."

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Buffy.

"Buffy."

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- Is this really the time for Donkey Kong? - What?

"- Is this really the time for Donkey Kong? - What?"

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It takes trace readings of the creature's pheromones.

"It takes trace readings of the creature's pheromones."

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- You know, Buffy... - Actually, I need to go.

"- You know, Buffy... - Actually, I need to go."

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- Big Bad needs to be squished. - Right. I'm on it, too.

"- Big Bad needs to be squished. - Right. I'm on it, too."

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It's just, this thing, this you-and-me thing, it's stupid.

"It's just, this thing, this you-and-me thing, it's stupid."

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I know. Which is why we can't do it, the you-and-me thing.

"I know. Which is why we can't do it, the you-and-me thing."

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You have this twisted way of looking at things. This doom-and-gloom mentality.

"You have this twisted way of looking at things. This doom-and-gloom mentality."

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You keep thinking like that and things will probably turn outjust the way you expect.

"You keep thinking like that and things will probably turn outjust the way you expect."

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You know, there's nothing more dangerous than a psych grad student.

"You know, there's nothing more dangerous than a psych grad student."

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Buffy, where is the bad here?

"Buffy, where is the bad here?"

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It turns out that we're even more well-matched than we thought we were.

"It turns out that we're even more well-matched than we thought we were."

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Yes, but you're an amateur fry cook,

"Yes, but you're an amateur fry cook,"

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Which is exactly the attitude I'm talking about. Look, I know the risks of what we do.

"Which is exactly the attitude I'm talking about. Look, I know the risks of what we do."

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I also know it's more rewarding than any otherjob on the planet. And fun!

"I also know it's more rewarding than any otherjob on the planet. And fun!"

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because she had so much fun on the job.

"because she had so much fun on the job."

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I'm not saying you shouldn't take your work seriously.

"I'm not saying you shouldn't take your work seriously."

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That I should just turn my frown upside down? Is that it?

"That I should just turn my frown upside down? Is that it?"

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I wish I could. But this isn't the kind of gig where you can just hang it up at night

"I wish I could. But this isn't the kind of gig where you can just hang it up at night"

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Because I tried it, OK? And every time itjust fell apart.

"Because I tried it, OK? And every time itjust fell apart."

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Welcome to the story of the world. Things fall apart, Buffy. And evil, it comes and goes.

"Welcome to the story of the world. Things fall apart, Buffy. And evil, it comes and goes."

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If you weren't so self-involved you'd see that.

"If you weren't so self-involved you'd see that."

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I know that it's notjust the job thing.

"I know that it's notjust the job thing."

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But mostly I think you wanna stay down in the dark place,

"But mostly I think you wanna stay down in the dark place,"

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- cos maybe it's safer down there. - You are so out of line.

"- cos maybe it's safer down there. - You are so out of line."

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No. See, I don't think so.

"No. See, I don't think so."

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Is my business.

"Is my business."

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Fair enough.

"Fair enough."

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- Great. No Word of Valios. - Not even a syllable of Valios.

"- Great. No Word of Valios. - Not even a syllable of Valios."

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So I'm one step closer to melting in a sea of molten hellfire?

"So I'm one step closer to melting in a sea of molten hellfire?"

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You shouldn't talk like that. OK, so you can't kill any more,

"You shouldn't talk like that. OK, so you can't kill any more,"

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but there's other fun things you can do. You'll adjust.

"but there's other fun things you can do. You'll adjust."

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Here it goes. "We can'tjust leave him here to stake himself. It's not right."

"Here it goes. "We can'tjust leave him here to stake himself. It's not right.""

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You... Kids your age are going off to university.

"You... Kids your age are going off to university."

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You've made it as far as the basement. And Red here,

"You've made it as far as the basement. And Red here,"

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you couldn't even keep Dog Boy happy. You can take the loser out of high school, but...

"you couldn't even keep Dog Boy happy. You can take the loser out of high school, but..."

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You're trying to get us to dust you.

"You're trying to get us to dust you."

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Buffy fights the forces of evil.

"Buffy fights the forces of evil."

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You're her groupies. She'd do just as well without you, better I'd wager,

"You're her groupies. She'd do just as well without you, better I'd wager,"

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since she wouldn't have to save your hides all the time.

"since she wouldn't have to save your hides all the time."

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Or you're just the same tenth-grade losers you've always been

"Or you're just the same tenth-grade losers you've always been"

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and she's too much of a softy to cut you loose.

"and she's too much of a softy to cut you loose."

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Oh - as usual - dear.

"Oh - as usual - dear."

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- What happened? - It's my fault. I should have known.

"- What happened? - It's my fault. I should have known."

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I thought you were being too hard on yourself, but...

"I thought you were being too hard on yourself, but..."

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Thank you. I bought it at a sorcerer's estate sale.

"Thank you. I bought it at a sorcerer's estate sale."

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I only glanced at it once. I thought it was a knockoff.

"I only glanced at it once. I thought it was a knockoff."

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They have it. They probably have their sacrifices by now, too.

"They have it. They probably have their sacrifices by now, too."

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On their way where? You found out what the ritual is for?

"On their way where? You found out what the ritual is for?"

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The Hellmouth. They're going to open the Hellmouth.

"The Hellmouth. They're going to open the Hellmouth."

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OK, be careful, you guys. The place doesn't look too stable.

"OK, be careful, you guys. The place doesn't look too stable."

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Fine by me. Hope we all go under.

"Fine by me. Hope we all go under."

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If we leave him alone, he'll stake himself.

"If we leave him alone, he'll stake himself."

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I do not have time for this.

"I do not have time for this."

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When we get to the library, look out for victims they're keeping alive for the sacrifice.

"When we get to the library, look out for victims they're keeping alive for the sacrifice."

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- Getting them out is the first priority. - Will do.

"- Getting them out is the first priority. - Will do."

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"Let's rock and roll."

""Let's rock and roll.""

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If these walls were still walls, what stories they could tell.

"If these walls were still walls, what stories they could tell."

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Eeuw!

"Eeuw!"

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Mayor meat. Extra crispy.

"Mayor meat. Extra crispy."

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Whoa.

"Whoa."

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Check out the new floor plan.

"Check out the new floor plan."

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They must be around here somewhere.

"They must be around here somewhere."

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The ritual's not finished. And it's not gonna be.

"The ritual's not finished. And it's not gonna be."

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Spike!

"Spike!"

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OK, I guess I won.

"OK, I guess I won."

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- No! - Spike, not in the hole!

"- No! - Spike, not in the hole!"

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You're coming back out.

"You're coming back out."

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And Xander, right? Jeez, what are the chances, huh?

"And Xander, right? Jeez, what are the chances, huh?"

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You were just passing by in your GI Joe outfit?

"You were just passing by in your GI Joe outfit?"

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I do?

"I do?"

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