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Clips from 30 Rock - The Source Awards (S01E01)

"Mondays call time-,., 9:00 a.m,"
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"You coming to the after-after party?"
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"Sure."
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"Don't go, Liz Lemon!"
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"What the hell am I gonna do? I've got 10,000 cases of this crap!"
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"I'm making progress on his IRS problems..."
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"- And he's a Black. -"A" black? That is offensive!"
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"Remarkable people, the Blacks. Musical, very athletic, not very good swimmers."
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"but when I was dating Condoleezza, there were genuine cultural tensions."
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"We would go to the movies, and she would yell at the screen."
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"He gave me the message after I wouldn't let him into your party the other night."
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"I'll call you when I get inside."
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"And Mr Jordan himself said, "Don't let no one in who's not on the list"
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"'cause this mess is gonna get raw like sushi.""
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"So haters to the left."
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"Lemon, come in."
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"Yeah, I'm familiar with break-dancing, OK."
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"Worm it out. Pop, boom!"
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"Now brothers just shoot you!"
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"And he was disrespected at my party!"
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"Cristal has since been boycotted in the rap community,"
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"creating a vacuum which could be filled"
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"which, according to this lab report,"
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"To success."
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"Is that a piece of corn in there?"
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"Really? What do you sit and look at?"
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"And I spend a lot of free time blogging about Star Wars."
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"- Oh, really? You like "Star Wars"? - I love it!"
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"And yet no brand has emerged to fill that market gap."
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"the "Source" Awards."
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"And I would like Donaghy Estates to be your corporate sponsor."
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"'cause Ridikolus is gonna be drinking Donaghy Estates tonight."
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"That would have been a great way to shoot Tracy."
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"Jack, what's up with your man?"
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"and it makes it so much funnier, I think."
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"This has been so much fun. We should do this again."
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"- It's because I'm black. - What?"
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"I said, "I get it.""
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"This is fantastic! Let's get dessert!"
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"I picked up the cheque. And I made out with him a little bit in the taxi."
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"Why do you do this to yourself? If you don't like him, end it."
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"All you have to do is agree to host the "Source" Awards on Saturday."
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"Tracy, don't worry. Ridikolus and I are in business together."
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"Me and his beef go way back!"
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"- Cut! - Hey, chump, you scuffed my sneakers!"
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"Know what? I'm gonna eat your family!"
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"If I do go, someone else is gonna kill me."
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"This is nasty."
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"I got to get out of here."
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"OK, cut! Everybody, take five."
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"OK, Jack, I'll go get my rhyming dictionary."
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"Don't worry. He'll be there."
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"like Wonder Woman's."
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"Ken!"
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"and that nothing's impossible except for dinosaurs?"
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"I don't want to go out with you. And it has nothing to do with your race."
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"And maybe someday our children or our children's children"
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"I'm going to the "Source" Awards tomorrow night."
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"- Yeah? Will there be a gift bag? - Probably."
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"Again with the guns! What is it with men and guns?"
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"Or would she face her problems head-on"
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"- What was that? - Oprah."
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"You're all wonders. You're all my miracles."
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"- Good for you! - Thank you."
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"- He's channelling Oprah. - Why? Because he's articulate?"
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"Hey, do I look sweet to you? Do I look like sugar? Back away!"
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"our chance to come together as a community"
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"because everyone is getting Vermont maple sco-o-o-o-nes!"
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"Son, to have you, your moms must have been so stupid"
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"- I didn't really have to bring this. - Oh, my God, Tracy!"
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"I wasn't trying to steal anything, you racist!"
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"I didn't hear anything."
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"That's a wrap."
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"We have after-after parties?"
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"Hey! I'm Steven!"
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"Hi, Sven! I'm Liz!"
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"Yo, Lemon! You coming to the after-after-after party?"
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"I'm Tracy's new business manager."
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"He gave me tickets to see the show."
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"- Oh, cool. - Let's blow this joint!"
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"It's about to turn back into a taxi dispatch set-up."
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"You going to the after-after-after-after party?"
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"- OK. - Well, let's rock!"
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"212-555..."
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"There's still an after-after- after-after-after party!"
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"I just got to take my kids to soccer first!"
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"Hey, whose roof is this?"
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"The inaugural vintage."
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""Donaghy Estates"?"
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"It's from that vineyard on the North Fork of Long Island that I bought."
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"- I told you about that. - No, you didn't."
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"It must have been Angie Harmon."
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"Oh, I'm really excited about this."
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"After 20 years of working for big companies,"
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"I finally have my own name on something."
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"I was 8, I had my name on the scoreboard at a Phillies game."
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"They spelled it "Lez." But it was pretty cool."
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"This would have proved my mother wrong,"
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"saying that "Donaghy" is Gaelic for "failure.""
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"What the hell does she know? She's a Murphy..."
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"Bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists."
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"Well, congratulations."
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"Yes."
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"I'm gonna vomit!"
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"- Hey, am I interrupting? - No."
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"Steven, how are things going with Tracy?"
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"at the investment firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Livingston."
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"I just swung by to see if we were still on for tonight."
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"Oh, yeah, of course."
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"Good."
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"See you tonight."
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"Well, well, well, Lemon!"
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"Steven's a good man. He's on partner track at Dewey."
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"No, no. That's his last name."
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"Steven Black."
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"- Good family. - Oh, yeah, of course."
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"Again, I'm talking about the family."
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"Black is African-American, though."
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"Well, I don't care about that."
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"Well, I know that is the thing we tell ourselves,"
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