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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel (S07E07)

"What do you mean, like a jazz concert?"
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"We haven't had special Mama-Tina time"
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"Aw, we thought we were gonna die, remember?"
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"- Listen up. - This is an overnight field trip."
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"Who are you rooming with, Tina?"
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"- Me! Up top. - Here you go."
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"is being delivered by none other than Bernadette Baker."
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"Write down one question for Ms. Baker."
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"for the astronaut?"
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"A thoughtful question from Tina."
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"I know."
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"I'm Tina. But my friends call me Blaze."
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"It's okay."
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"LINDA: Ooh, water feature."
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"- Wait, is that... ? - Oh, are you... ?"
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"This is your mom, too? Are we sisters?"
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"for some girl she just met."
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"You sure you don't want to scrap it out with me?"
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"Well, at least that's got "party" in the title."
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"Dad, we're gonna give you"
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"Reading tarot cards."
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"Well, if you don't get it, you don't get it."
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"That's a yes. Gene?"
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"Let me tell you something about this son of a bitch."
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"What, do you want to go wide with this list?"
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"- Hit me. - Bam. Here's one."
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"(yawning): Oh, yawn."
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"But the most fun part hasn't happened yet."
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"- TINA: Mom, no! - Whoa."
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"Better than tarot cards, right?"
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"- Linda. - Oh, no."
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"I need you to come here."
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"- I said... - Aah! (music stops)"
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"if that's what you're thinking."
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"We have a beautiful water feature in our courtyard"
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"I guess we're calling anything a courtyard these days, huh?"
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"Embarrassed her? I embarrassed her?"
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"Dad, we're not driving all the way back tonight, are we?"
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"Hello? There's a motel right across the street."
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"(sighs)"
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"I mean, let's sleep."
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"We should just sleep."
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"you can pass out but you can't sleep."
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"Mm... if it's tasteful."
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"(echoing): Shears, shears..."
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"Let's see, we've got sunglasses,"
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"They come in camouflage or pink camouflage."
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"That's pretty good."
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"Like someone who swallows cigarettes"
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"BOB: All right. It says Bernadette Baker goes on in 15 minutes."
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"Pick a lane."
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"Some strong heroine."
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"Mama's going backstage."
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"I thought you were my sensei testing me."
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"He wears that bandanna as well."
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"At the end of your speech, my daughter is gonna ask"
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"She thinks I'm embarrassing."
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"Thank you so much for being here today."
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"please line up behind one of the microphones."
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"and you could only bring one CD, what would it be?"
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"- Oh. Hmm. - Come on, astronaut lady."
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"The person who inspired me"
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"to go to space was..."
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"What?! No, no."
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"Uh, excuse me, Bernadette."
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"to sneak into a thing, even though you told her"
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"Um, um, what if the mom only did that because"
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"- Excuse me. - Excuse me."
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"This was a horrible idea."
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"Excuse me. Come on. Time to go."
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"♪ Dad-chelor ♪"
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"♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Okay. Thanks, Mr. Frond."
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"I'm gonna be the most fun chaperone you ever worked with."
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"I'll be your one and chaperone-Ly."
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"- (laughs) Oh, he hung up. - So you're in, Mom?"
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"Yeah. Me and my teeny Tina are off to the Heroine Conference."
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"Heroin Conference?"
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"That really isn't the best name."
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"What would you call"
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"a weekend-long empowerment gathering for girls"
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"with speeches from important female leaders?"
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"Sex and the City 3."
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"Oh, I can't wait."
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"since we got stuck in the elevator"
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"at your orthodontist's."
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"Yeah."
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"And, uh, what are we gonna do while they're gone?"
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"Enjoy all that extra room without their boobs in the way?"
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"Mm... Maybe something easy that costs nothing?"
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"- Tickle party? - Eh."
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"- Armpit farts? - Hmm, I'd... Yeah, I'd do that."
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"- (children chattering) - FROND: Okay, listen up."
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"And you are teenagers."
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"- So we are not fooling around here. - Nope."
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"If you break the rules, you will be sent home."
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"- That's right. - Notice this firm, commanding voice?"
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"It's my tough voice."
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"And when ya hear it, ya better fear it."
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"So let's hear it. Let's hear that tough voice."
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"- Come on. - What? I just did it. That-that was it."
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"- That was... That was the tough... - Oh. That was it."
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"- That was it right there. - That was it."
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"Oh, my God, Tammy,"
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"I'm so glad we're rooming together."
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"Me, too. We're gonna stay up late"
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"and pretend it's our apartment"
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"and we're so tired of the dating scene."
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"I'm rooming with a cool, older girl"
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"who happens to be married to my dad."
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"- The bus driver? - No, my mom."
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"(sarcastically): Cool."
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"- Yeah. - Very cool."
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"All right, people, as many of you know,"
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"this year's Heroine Conference keynote"
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"- Who's she? - She's an astronaut"
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"who flew two missions to the International Space Station"
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"and is also a black belt in karate."
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"- We're reading her book in class. - Ooh."
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