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Clips from King of the Hill - Dang Ol' Love (S06E06)

"that might really surprise us, but then I fell asleep."
King of the Hill
"Boomhauer, you stay up late."
King of the Hill
"Now, talking about, it's been nearly.... It's been two days, man."
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"I remember when I fell in loVe with Peggy."
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"I'll neVer forget that first handshake."
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"Talking about, old pit of my stomach, man."
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"And I don't know if I'm coming or going. I'm getting out of my mind, man."
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"LoVe? Me?"
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"What, Mee-Maw? I didn't...."
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"Little Boomhauer.... Coming up. HaVen't seen you in so long."
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"Now, Mee-Maw, family matriarch...."
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"And, well, it's about time I'm gonna ask you for that dang old ring."
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"Yaou.... Talking about, I thought I was gonna be buried with the dang old thing."
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"Yaou little old.... Wow."
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"[dog barking]"
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"All right, all right. It's a pizza, not a kidney."
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"I can't stand being apart from you, not one moment longer, man."
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"I'm talking about, just like this ring. It ain't got no beginning and no end, man."
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"Okay. I'm gonna be honest with you."
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"I only understand about half of what you say."
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"The other times I just nod and smile and wait for your pants to come off."
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"What I'm talking about, Marlene, is dang old...."
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"-Won't you marry me? -Whoa, I understood that."
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"I see the pizza guy, but I don't see the pizza."
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"[Marlene giggling]"
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"SteVen."
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"Yaeah, that's cool, baby. Plenty of dang old fish in the sea, man."
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"[tires screeching]"
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"Dang old...."
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"Oh, dang old. Come on, Marlene, man."
King of the Hill
"Come on, man, talking about them old times, man."
King of the Hill
"Barbecue sauce."
King of the Hill
"She's got you on the office speaker phone. Yaou're a loser!"
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"[chuckling]"
King of the Hill
"Come on, Boomhauer."
King of the Hill
"Yaeah. Yaeah, okay."
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"Well, you know, my dang old Norelco died..."
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"Oh, God. Marlene."
King of the Hill
"Boo-hoo-hoo-hauer."
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"instead of 101."
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"Now you know how they all felt, except for that one that did it to you!"
King of the Hill
"Bill is picking on Boomhauer? He hasn't done that since he had hair."
King of the Hill
"We gotta do something. The alley was balanced before."
King of the Hill
"A cool single guy, and a cool married guy..."
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"a loser single guy, and a loser married guy."
King of the Hill
"-Now, it's me and three losers! -Dale, go sign out with Nancy."
King of the Hill
"Got you."
King of the Hill
"while you go on a floozy hunt for Boomhauer, why--"
King of the Hill
"Peggy, do you want another Bill on your hands?"
King of the Hill
"Boomhauer, where do the girls hang out?"
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"Nursing school, magic store?"
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"[sobbing]"
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"Do that thing where you compliment them..."
King of the Hill
"I once told Peggy her hair looked nice."
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"Pretend you're asleep so they can make out."
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"Oh, turning down his grandma's ring."
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"Oh, man."
King of the Hill
"There, there."
King of the Hill
"[footsteps approaching]"
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"[sighing]"
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"Thank God we're married."
King of the Hill
"I know how dark it is for you right now."
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"Curled up, lying in your own emotional Vomit."
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"And you're afraid to go in because there's a train coming at you..."
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"Well, let me tell you something, all you can do is let it hit you..."
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"and then try to find your legs."
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"I know."
King of the Hill
"I'Ve taken that hit more times than I can remember."
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"Look at me, Boomhauer. I'm fat, and I'm old..."
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"But, somehow, I manage to drag this fat old bald bastard..."
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"out into the alley eVery day."
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"I'm out there digging holes, falling into them..."
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"climbing out, trying again."
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"And tomorrow I'm gonna hang outside at a lady's prison."
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"is me."
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"Will I get one? Experience says no. Will I be out there next month?"
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"slip into a tight T-shirt, wash off some of that cologne..."
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"-Hell, yeah, man. -Yaeah!"
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"-Dang right, man! -That's what I'm talking about!"
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"-Get out there, boy! -Yaeah, yeah."
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"No, man. I ain't ready to get back on my dang old horse just yet, man."
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"I got a little old business I need to do first, man."
King of the Hill
"Boomhauer?"
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"Listen, man, I want to talk about...."
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"I felt that old.... That old big hurt, and, you know..."
King of the Hill
"Well, I'm.... I'm sorry."
King of the Hill
"[gate opening]"
King of the Hill
"Welcome back to society."
King of the Hill
"-May I offer you a ride home? -I'm driVing."
King of the Hill
"Hey, kid."
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"Hmm."
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"[whimpers]"
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"-dating. -EVen better. She'll be here all the time."
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"[beer sloshing]"
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"Turns out she was real, too, but that didn't make her your girlfriend."
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"Look, in a perfect world, we could both be married to Peggy."
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"Here's a sure-fire way to sweep her off her feet."
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"with the first-aid kit of loVe."
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"I'm not really much of a liar."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"-She's not coming back, honey. -Of course she is."
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"I'm gonna help you out now."
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"No, wait."
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"After all I did for her, all these holes I dug..."
King of the Hill
"Oh, Dido!"
King of the Hill
"I bet Bobby wishes Boomhauer dumped the asparagus lady."
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"I could haVe been electrocuted. I'm neVer talking to you again."
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"-Yaou getting serious with this gal? -Oh, man, what are you...."
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"Oh, man. I'm sorry, baby. Yaou know, I just...."
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"Oh, Boomhauer!"
King of the Hill
"Yaep, I know that sound."
King of the Hill
"Yaou know, "l was buying batteries....""
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"Take my car. It's a chick magnet."
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"She's hugging him. Look at him go, Hank."
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"-Don't look at me. Look at them. -He's bringing her back."
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"Yaou guys should get this poor fellow back to bed..."
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"[grunting]"
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"Yaeah. It's rough out there."
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"Yaou gotta get right back up on that tanning bed..."
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"[birds chirping]"
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