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Clips from Friends - The One Where Emma Cries (S09E09)

"You know, like Rossell."
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"Or Rosstrophor."
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"Just Ross."
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"Oh."
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"It's pretty."
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"- Okay, date of birth? - You know my birthday."
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"Sure."
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"May... tember?"
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"- October 18. - Occupation? Dinosaurs."
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"Actually, I'm a paleon... Dinosaurs is fine."
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"The drawing is not."
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"All right. Uh, who do you want as your emergency contact?"
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"- Uh, Rachel, I guess. - Okay. Relationship?"
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"Ooh, boy, this could take a while."
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"Just, uh..."
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"- Just put roommate. - Come on."
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"- You're gonna get together, right? - Ahem."
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"I don't think that we are."
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"But you two are supposed to be together."
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"Well, I thought so too. But then she said she'd marry you."
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"Come on, Ross, that didn't mean anything."
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"She'd just had the baby. She was all freaked out about doing it alone."
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"- She would have said yes to anybody. - Yeah, that's what she said."
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"- So? - So I don't want to be just anybody."
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"- Wow. - You know what?"
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"It's just much easier if we're just friends who have a kid."
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"- And you're okay with that? - Yes. That's what we always planned."
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"Hey, there you go."
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""Thanks.""
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"Oh, my God. How long has she been crying?"
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"- About a week and a half. - Oh."
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"Well, it looks like you guys got it under control, so I'm just gonna go."
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"No? Really? Misery really does love company?"
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"All right."
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"- Try holding her a different way. - Look, I'm doing the best I can."
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"- Anyone else is welcome to try. - All right, I'll try. Fine."
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"- Yes. Okay. - Okay, here you go."
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"- Okay. - Oh, gosh."
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"Shh."
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"Oh, God, what am I gonna do, you guys? I can't even comfort my own baby."
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"- I'm the worst mother ever. - No, you're just new at this."
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"You'll get better. Think about your first day at work."
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"That couldn't have been easy, but you figured that out."
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"Yeah, I don't think dressing provocatively is going to help me here!"
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"- Oh, God, just please take her. - Okay, I'll take her. Come here."
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"Oh, I have to go to the bathroom."
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"Bouncy. Bouncy baby. Bouncy baby."
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"Oh, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby."
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"Oh, baby, baby, baby."
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"Have I gone deaf?"
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"You must be a fireball in bed!"
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"I can't believe it. She's asleep. I got her to go to sleep."
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"Oh."
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"I have actual magical powers."
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"I can hear traffic and birds."
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"I can hear the voices in my head again."
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"I'm kidding."
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"Oh, my God! You got her to stop crying!"
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"Yes, I did. I'm Monica, super aunt."
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"- You are the official baby-crier stopper. - Yes, I am."
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"- Oh. You're never leaving the apartment. - Say what?"
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"That's your new job, day or night. She starts crying, I need you here."
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"- Oh, no, no, no. - Thankfully, you don't need me at all."
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"So okay. Hey, super aunt? See you later. Ha, ha."
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"What?"
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"The book says whenever she's sleeping, I should be sleeping."
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"So..."
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"- Hey. - Shh."
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"- We just got her to go to sleep. - Oh, so there can't be any yelling?"
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"We're moving to Tulsa."
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"- Chandler... - Shh."
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"Shh!"
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"- Hey. - Hey. Where have you been?"
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"- What happened to you? - Uh, I had a little thing with Joey."
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"Oh. No, Ross, this is not good."
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"We have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit."
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"All right, you have got to get over this Joey thing."
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"Okay? I never really wanted to marry Joey, okay?"
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"Okay."
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"You know what I really, really want?"
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"What, Rach?"
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"I wanna sleep."
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"I wanna eat. I wanna take a shower."
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"I mean, before she wakes up, and we gotta do this all over again."
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"- Right. - I mean, because I got news for you."
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"- Well, that's what I'm here for. - Mm-hm."
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"- You want me to get that? - No, that's really okay."
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"- Monica? - Got it, got it, got it, got it."
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"Uh, I've been thinking about this. And I gotta tell you, it's not my fault."
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"- It's a natural instinct. - What are you talking about?"
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"- Chandler? - Yeah."
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"- I'm not gonna hit you. - You'll feel better. I'll feel better."
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"You guys are more than that."
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"And if you have a plan, you should stick to it."
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"That's why they call them plans. Hello? Ha, ha."
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"Rachel? Let's give it six to eight months."
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"- What?! - Shh. Shh."
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"What are people think...? Oh, you guys, I love it."
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"Okay, so listen, I'm gonna go lay down."
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"Nothing works with this child!"
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