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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Christmas Scandal (S02E02)

"Gotten me in my life! Yes! Is that good? Come here."
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"There's a bunch of messages waiting for you about a bunch of things I don't understand."
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"our tree lighting ceremony will be simulcast on Internet radio."
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"Last year we got drunk and he took me to the Ice Capades,"
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"No. Does he already have, like, chaps?"
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"I want to know who told you."
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"You know damn well what happened."
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"No!"
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"Leslie, it's the Pawnee Sun. It's a tabloid."
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"Nobody else has written about it."
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"How would that help?"
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"I don't know. I just want to see if I can do it."
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"And the other guy was like, "Me neither.""
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"I'm not afraid to say anything. Okay? I have nothing to hide."
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"that maybe you'd want to come with me."
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"and it's... I'm just a desk jockey,"
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"You don't have to answer right away."
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"Are you gonna go?"
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"Men give women of that caliber speedboats, private jets, not computer bags."
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"Oh, for cripes sake!"
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"He wasn't even competing or anything,"
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"Councilman Dexhart, this has gone far enough."
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"I'm gonna come forward and tell the whole story."
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"I cannot believe it!"
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"What? Oh, no. She's not my..."
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"She's a... We're... Four. Three."
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"Leslie Knope."
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"Okay. We've been over this. If you're worried about swine flu,"
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"The turtle flu?"
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"Stop saying that we have a private life!"
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"and we would have seen it by now."
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"Wait."
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"I can't go to San Diego with you."
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"I love this town."
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"No. You know what? Keep it."
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"Hey!"
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"We waited for you."
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"That's the nicest gift anybody's ever... Is that good?"
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"Hi, this is Leslie Knope in the Parks Department."
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"around the shoeshine stand today."
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"I would be involved in an incident like this."
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"Mmm... No, thanks."
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"I have got some awesome ideas."
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"use hand sanitizer..."
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"You may want to come visit me, right?"
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"Honey. Honey, I'm so proud of you. Leslie Knope!"
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"Well, sure. I see you brought your girlfriend for support. That's nice."
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"and that's the whole story."
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"You got that? Yeah."
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"and you were flashing some serious "do me" eyes. That's just my opinion."
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"Well, Councilman? Care to make a comment about No-Mole-Gate?"
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"This whole Dexhart thing is not making me feel very attached to Pawnee right now."
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"I know how to surf."
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"before you get in your costume,"
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"You could learn how to surf."
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"Hi, sweetie."
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"Hey, have you figured out what you're getting Ann for Christmas?"
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"Context."
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""Bring a case of beer to Sanitation.""
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"I don't want to go into the details, but let me just say"
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"appears to be a government employee named Leslie Norp."
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"That's what's called being an amazing boyfriend."
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"It is a veritable storm of information coming into the studios here today."
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"You gotta tell me about him. I don't know anything about him."
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"but since she did,"
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"To be honest, being linked to Leslie"
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"You're like a glass of whole milk."
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"No. Fellows love that."
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"I mean, I joined to put myself through college,"
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"Okay."
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"Hi, this is Leslie Knope, and I would like Joan"
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"because I'm coming on the show."
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"Honey, let's just keep our private life in the bedroom where it belongs."
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"I will admit that the rumors of our affair are indeed false."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Oh, thank God!"
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