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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - A Matter of Life and Breath (S01E01)

"You want them to find something wrong with me, don't you?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- What are you talkin' about? - I saw it in one of them medical shows."
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"Even Marcus Welby couldn't get him out."
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"Pop, I just want you to get that cough of yours examined..."
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"by getting an X-ray and a checkup."
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"Now, we're both gonna go down there the first thing tomorrow morning..."
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"and I want you to put on some clean underwear."
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"Why I got to change my drawers?"
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"That ain't where my chest is."
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"You're just gonna to do it, and I'm not gonna even argue with you no more."
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"You're just goin' down there."
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"Well, I'll do it, but I don't need it. But I'll do it for you..."
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"- if you do something for me. - What?"
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"Go down and get me a pack of cigarettes."
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"Good morning."
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"All right, fine. Why don't you have a seat right here..."
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"- May I have your name, please? - Fred Sanford."
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"That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D period."
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"- Age? - Sixty."
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"Just sixty-five. You mind your own business."
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"9114 South Central."
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"That's Los Angels, isn't it?"
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"Have you ever had any serious illness?"
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"- I'm sorry. - That's all right."
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"He's just joking. Aren't you?"
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"if you'll just take this card and give it to the nurse through there."
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"- Thank you. - Thank you. I'll wait for him."
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"Now, may I have your name, please?"
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"Sanford. Lamont Sanford. And I don't smoke."
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"Well, which is it? Twenty-nine, thirty or thirty-one?"
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"- I'm 30. - Going on 31."
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"- Would you just stay out of this? - You stay out of mine."
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"- Do you live together? - If you want to call it that."
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"Do you cough or have any wheezing noises in your chest?"
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"Ever change jobs because of a lung problem?"
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"Good. Okay. Would you take this card and give it to the nurse through there."
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"Come on."
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"Get away from her."
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"Why'd did you have go and tell her my real age for anyway?"
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"- Now, she's got TB. - What?"
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"Terrific body."
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"You're a dirty old man, you know that?"
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"And anyway, she's closer to my age."
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"Right this way."
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"Now take your jackets off, please."
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"- Wait a minute! Wait a minute! - These will show on the X-ray machine."
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"Well, tell me. Don't be snatching all over my stuff."
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"You want me to take my shirt and pants off too?"
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"And you made me change my drawers, dummy."
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"- I ain't going in there. - Would you go in there."
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"I ain't going in there with that old, ugly white woman."
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"All right. Right this way."
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"Now put your shoulders against the wall."
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"I'll tuck it in if you tuck yours in."
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""Tuberculosis and Respiratory Disease Association of Los Angeles County. ""
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"Now, these are the results of our tests."
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"- "Fred Sanford. " That's yours. - I don't want it."
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"You open yours first."
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"You really are a silly old man."
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"Aha. Here it is. "Dear sir, we are happy to inform you..."
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"that your recent chest X-ray is completely clear..."
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"and shows no abnormalities. ""
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"You see? Now open yours."
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"- You open it. - You really are chicken, aren't you?"
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"Don't even wanna open your own mail here. I'll open it."
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""Your recent chest X-ray was unsatisfactory..."
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"due to a technical fault."
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"An appointment has been made for you at the County General Hospital..."
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"for a further X-ray. ""
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"I got it."
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"I got it!"
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"I got it, and it's all your fault!"
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"You and that damn X-ray! I done caught it."
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"Besides, it don't say you got it. It says the test was unsatisfactory..."
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"due to a technical fault."
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"That's what they say. They just don't want to come out and tell you."
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"- I'm dying! - Pop!"
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"You're lookin' at a dead man, and I'm lookin' at an orphan."
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"I'm dying."
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"I want to die in my own bed. Promise me you won't let 'em take me."
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"- I don't wanna go nowhere. - Stop it. You're talkin' foolish."
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"You got yourself all dead and buried..."
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"If you don't believe what I'm saying, take the letter and read it yourself."
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"- I need my glasses. - Well, go get your glasses."
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"I won't need my glasses much longer."
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"He sure looked ridiculous, laying there in the box..."
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"with his glasses on and his eyes closed."
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"What does it say?"
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"Says, "Fred, you've had it."
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"- And you're a dead man. " - Pop!"
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"- It might as well say that. - Would you read the letter?"
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"This ain't mine. This is yours."
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"See here? "Lamont Sanford. ""
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"Oh, come on. They don't make mistakes like that."
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""Lamont Sanford. ""
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"I got it, Pop."
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"I got TB."
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"I got it, Pop. I got TB. I got consumption."
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"It just said that it was unsatisfactory due to technical fault."
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"That's just what they tell you to try to break it to you easy."
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"They don't want to come out and tell you that you're dying."
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"- But I'm dying, Pop. - You ain't dying. You're a young fella."
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"Yeah, but listen. L- I got this cough."
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"Cough over that way."
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"And I've been tired lately and out of breath."
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"- Well, you got give them up. - I don't smoke."
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"I'm not taking about cigarettes. I'm talking about women."
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"That's not it. I know what it is."
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"You didn't give me enough milk. When I was five, you gave me coffee."
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"It had milk in it."
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"It's all your fault."
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"Say, Pop, I'm scared."
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"- I'm really scared. - Well, don't come near me!"
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"Don't come near me with that stuff! That's stuff is catchin'."
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"I don't care who you are. Don't cough on me."
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"I may have enough trouble trying to run this place alone anyway."
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"You? What about me? I'm the one who's sick."
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"Ain't nothin' in the world sadder than an old black man..."
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"sittin' in a junkyard alone with no cigarettes."
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"I don't believe you, Pop. Here I am sick, dying with TB..."
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