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Clips from Family Guy - Encyclopedia Griffin (S13E13)

"Ugh! Why did you let me do this, Lois?! Why?!"
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"Sex doll? I wish. Heather hasn't even let me get to second base."
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"Is that touching one of the cabbages?"
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"Yeah. But I'm such a loser, she'll never let me do that."
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"You are every bit as good as that bag of garbage."
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"After all, I'm the guy who taught old Asian people how to get on the subway."
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"All right, you made it. Now twirl that long hair sticking out of your face mole."
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"Okay, Chris, now, women really dig those firemen calendars."
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"So we're gonna go inside and get some sexy shots of you doing fireman stuff."
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"* I got a fever of 103 *"
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"* Come on, baby *"
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"I just really like spending time with you."
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"Wow. I'm gonna have to write to somebody about this."
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""Dear Penthouse, I used to think these letters were fake"
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"fell in my lap.""
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"God, you're more annoying than a creative voice mail message."
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"* You called him up to talk it over *"
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"* Leave your message when the beep is over *"
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"* I don't want to miss your call *"
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"I... I can't remember who I called."
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"You're such a sweetheart."
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"Read the card."
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"Lois, before you say anything. I also got you a gift."
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"She's perfect, because she's only sort of hot,"
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"Heather, I made your favorite cookies."
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"And now I want to hear all about your day."
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"How about a little help from Kenny G?"
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"- Nope. - Huh. Sounds like fun."
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"What have you guys been up to?"
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"And on Saturday, she's hosting her book club, so I have to drop by,"
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"And how a man should treat his woman."
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"Oh, Lois, your breath smells like eggs. Talk that way."
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"c-can your father and I come with you?"
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"I know, but I think we better."
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"I know. But I just want Peter to see what a thoughtful man looks like"
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"We both own cars, but we like to take the bus."
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"We won't have to because we won't be drinking."
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"- Ow! Damn it! - You moved it."
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"* Nothing's worrying *"
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"He bought her a scarf. And it actually goes well with her colors."
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"- Peter? - Hey, can me and Ramon go ride shirtless bikes?"
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"Heather's gone!"
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"Just like you got over your Hamster Dance Tourette Syndrome."
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"* Doo dah doodle doo dah doodle doh doh. *"
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"I don't know, but sometimes when life's got you down,"
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"What should I do, Dad?"
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"Mmm, oh, yummy."
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"Don't do that, either. J-Just-just don't do anything."
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"Oh, what do you care? What does anybody care?"
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"If it's the shot from Psycho where you can see"
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"No, Chris, it's something else. Come on."
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"Heather? Oh, my God!"
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"I'm sorry, Chris."
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"I was kind of jealous of it, so I guess I went a little crazy."
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"But I just want you to know, if you ever treat a real woman"
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"- Really? - Absolutely."
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"- You don't? - No."
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"I'm glad to hear that, Chris."
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"- I got to cut out the baby. - Oh, my God!"
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"It's made of Skittles."
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"Oh, Peter. Thank you."
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"Hi, Peter."
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"* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *"
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"* But where are those good old-fashioned values *"
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"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
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"Training Camp with the Toronto Argonauts."
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"No way, not as good as you. I hope you make it."
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"Yeah, that's real smart."
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"Well, back to my book."
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"Stupid thief. It's got a vanity plate that won't even apply to him."
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"Hey. You like your reggae watered down"
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"How much do you make?"
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"Don't worry, Lois, I'm gonna find that tricycle."
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"I'll just have four to five beers to stop the shaking, and then I'll go outside."
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"Maybe he's got something to do with it."
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"Hey, kid. You know anything about a tricycle"
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"that just got stolen from the park?"
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"No, sir, I've been sitting here for the last three hours selling lemonade."
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"You couldn't have been here for three hours on this, the hottest day of the year,"
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"- Ow... - You have the right to remain silent."
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"- Anything you say... - Peter, Peter!"
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"We can't arrest him. If anything, they can arrest you."
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"- We did it! - Wow, look at us."
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"Hey, you know, we make a great team, guys. Like Huey Lewis and the Jews."
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"* We don't need money... *"
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"Sorry, the band's breaking up."
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"Here you go, Stewie. Don't bother sniffing the seat. It don't smell like nothing."
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"Oh, yeah, my trike. Eh, I'm kind of over that thing."
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"Boy, when you find a baby's tricycle, it feels like there's nothing you can't do."
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"I'll give you 50 cents to find my lucky baseball card."
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"Guys, we're in business."
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"Oh, wait a minute, I didn't notice you have a pierced ear."
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"We can't help you. You go home and tell your mother"
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"This milk crate will be my chair, this overturned rain barrel will be my desk,"
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"and this DNA evidence centrifuge and fingerprint scanner will be my coatrack."
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"There's only one name that makes sense."
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""Dicks for Kids"? "Dicks for Kids.""
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"But wait, we want people to know we're grown-ups."
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"How are we gonna let them know we're "veiny"?"
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"So, you say this gumball machine took your dime and didn't give you a gumball?"
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"- That's right. - Well, I'll take care of that."
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"Wait a minute. This gumball machine takes quarters, not dimes."
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"- You were set up, too, huh? - Yeah."
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"You realize that kid is plowing both our wives right now."
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"So what do we got today, boys?"
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"Someday a rain'll come and wash all this scum off the streets."
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"Guys, I think I've got a lead on all these thefts."
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"One of the kids had a nanny-cam hidden in his room."
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"Hurry, he gets home at 3:00."
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"Okay, it's later than this."
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"Y-Yeah, f-fast-forward ahead."
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"Forward. Forward. Keep forwarding."
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"God, I look huge in that bed, don't I?"
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"Forwarding, forwarding, forwarding... And there we go. Our thief."
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"Chris Gaines was Garth Brooks. I just figured that out."
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"- We got to search his bedroom. - Fine, go ahead."
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"What? Excuse me?"
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"Give me back my wife, or you're in a lot of trouble."
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"I'll kick all your faces. You got me?"
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"made out of all the stuff that got stolen."
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