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Clips from American Dad! - 100 A.D. (S06E06)

"You have no job, no home and no future."
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"Plus, you're always wiping your face."
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"Helado?"
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"So guess who got put on chauffeur duty again?"
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"I did not join the CIA for this."
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"Anyway, Mama, I'm not gonna make home for Randy's birthday."
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"Yes, sir?"
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"Reginald, this isn't the way I usually drive to work."
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"Look, you may got me driving you,"
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"where we could stop and get you a new attitude?"
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"Now what is this mess?"
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"Whoa, you got a limo."
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"Are you rich?"
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"Yeah, Jeff, I'm rich."
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"I'm a millionaire."
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"Hayley won't talk to me."
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"I've tried everything."
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"Look, man, Hayley broke my heart too,"
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"but the girl told us both she needs some space."
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"start casually dating other women."
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"works at Chik-fil-A down by the airport."
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"Am I gonna marry her? Hell, no!"
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"You smell like cheap weed and apple sauce."
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"Cheap weed and apple sauce."
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"Okay, how about this for a case?"
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"looking for whoever poisoned her race horse."
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"Uh, yeah..."
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"Hey, what if I'm visited by the ghost of my dead father"
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"who also used to be a detective?"
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"Okay, tickle monster."
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"I know, Dad-- I have to deal with this"
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"every day at the agency."
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"Stop it. Stop it, Wheels."
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"Stop it... Wheels..."
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"Look..."
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"Hey, who solved my theorem?!"
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"Which one of you is the genius?"
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"You there."
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"Jeff, I thought I told you..."
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"I know you don't want to see me,"
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"And then, if you want, I'll leave you alone forever."
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"Thank God we got rid of Jeff and that old hippie."
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"The stench of pot and body odor was beginning to reach"
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"h McConnaughey-vian proportions."
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"What's this note from Hayley?"
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"Dear, Mom and Dad,"
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"I realized I'm still in love with Jeff Fisher."
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"I know you hate his guts,"
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"Stan?"
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"Did I... Did I turn back time?"
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"No. You fainted and bashed your head on the counter."
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"One day, your granddaughter"
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"will make me a moderately happy man."
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"I I can't believe Haley ran off with that idiot."
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"The kids are going to be half loser."
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"I'll hate my grandchildren."
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"I'm going to look them"
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"straight in the eye and say, "Pop-Pop hates you.""
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"Says here they're getting married tonight at sunset."
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"We'll never be able to stop them."
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"We have no idea where they went."
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"Oh, we have no idea?"
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"Just like we want to have a weekend in Santa Fe?"
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"You want to go to Santa Fe."
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"I had tracking chips implanted in the base of the kids' skulls"
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"when they were born."
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"Hayley's heading north."
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"Let's go. Which way is north?"
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"I'm so glad you said yes."
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"When you proposed, it's like my heart started up again."
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"Like we're brother and sister."
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"Like you're my mom, but with benefits."
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"This is so exciting."
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"We're starting our lives together."
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"So what's our plan?"
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"Oh, I got it all figured out."
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"that don't like to eat their vegetables."
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"Really? That's your plan?"
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"Yeah. I already wrote the pilot script."
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"Will you read it and give me notes?"
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"I'm especially interested in any areas that come off too pornographic."
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"Stan, Hayley's dot hasn't moved in the last 20 minutes."
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"No, if her body temperature rises, the dot turns purple."
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"Good."
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"She should be up here to the right."
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"They must be in the bathroom."
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"It turned purple! What?!"
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"She must have ripped out her tracking device"
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"and fed it to one of these dogs."
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"Which one?"
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"That one."
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"I think he's gonna make it."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"Stan, my credit card is missing."
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"Hayley must have taken it."
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"Where's this scarf come from?"
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"The last charge was ten minutes ago"
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"at the Nut and Jerky House"
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"at the base of the Chimdale Mountains."
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"We scrimped and sacrificed to save $50,000"
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"to give that girl a beautiful wedding."
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"And now that money's just gone."
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"No, Francine, we still have the money."
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"We didn't have the wedding."
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"No, but, Stan, she..."
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"Oh."
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"We good, champ? We work that out?"
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"We have breaking news to report."
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"We go now to local man Stan Smith, live via satellite phone."
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"Hello?"
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"Yes, Stan, go ahead."
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"Four hours ago, my daughter, Hayley Smith eloped"
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"with the notorious slacker Jeff Fisher."
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"They're getting married"
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"somewhere in the Chimdale Mountains."
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"to anyone who can stop the wedding"
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"of Hayley Smith and Jeff Fisher."
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"Oh, hell no."
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"That slippery-ass hippie."
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"I gotta show Hayley I'm still in the game."
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