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Clips from Family Guy - Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream (S10E10)

"is because we 've got a Make-A-Wish kid in the studio tonight,"
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"who, as you'll find out as the show goes on, is quite a cougher."
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"In local news, Mayor West signed a bill today..."
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"- (COUGHS) - See? That's whatl was talking about."
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"Are we gonna get that, or are we gonna wait for commercial?"
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"No, no, you ha ve to spray it. You can 't just wipe..."
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"Okay, Joyce, you talk now. I don't even want to open my mouth."
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"You know, Tom, I haven't seen you in a mask"
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"since you went under the stage name George P. Wilbur."
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"(CHUCKLES) Joyce, you know we don't talk about that an the air."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Did she just say"
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"that George P. Wilbur was Tom Tucker's stage name?"
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"Who the hell is George P. Wilbur?"
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"That's the guy who played Michael Myers in Halloween 4,"
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"the greatest movie of all time."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"TOM: Good evening, I'm Michael Myers."
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"I have enormous psychological problems, and I'm going to take them out an you."
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"It is him. I can't believe it. I mean, that's, like, my favorite movie ever!"
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"I thought The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas was your favorite movie."
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"No, that's my favorite period piece."
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"Well, that and Good Night, and Good Luck."
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"Even though I was tricked into leaving early."
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"Good night, and good luck."
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"Oh, hi, Chris. How was school?"
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"Is violence in movies and sex an TV"
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"(COUGHING)"
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"Found it."
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"Like the role of Denise's boyfriend on "The Cosby Show.""
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"How much footage of this do we have?"
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"What the hell is going an here? ls it... ls it... Am I having a stroke?"
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"I still don't understand why you got to go all the way to Hollywood."
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"You just sit back and let your agent knock on every door in Hollywood"
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"Who the fuck are these people?"
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"- Wait, which one am I, again? - The agent."
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"and we need an actor for a small role that shoots tomorrow."
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"Hey! Hey, get out of here! This is our yard!"
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"To your first big TV acting job."
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"- You have a secretary? - She calls herselfan assistant, but yes."
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"Hey, is this guy somebody?"
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"Yeah, that's James Woods!"
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"Maybe she'll thank me for buying the coffee."
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"Well, we're making a mediocre action film, and we think James is just the guy"
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"Deal."
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"But if you're ever Kevin James, I want you to give me a call."
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"Well, okay. Do you love her?"
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"- Chris, you know your girlfriend, Lindsey? - Yeah?"
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"Well, you got to admit, Mom, she does look a lot like you."
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"Sorry doesn't cut it, Peter."
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"So head an down before the gays turn it into a cruising ground"
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"(SINGING) It seems today that all you see"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"My goodness, look at you. Do you even realize who you look like?"
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"She's kind of right, Brian."
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"I might never find anyone."
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"So, you changed your mind, huh, buddy? We going to Hollywood?"
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"What? lt's, like, 2:00 a.m."
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"He's a family guy"
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"The work I did manage to get was usually just bit parts that didn 't last too long."
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"You'd be surprised how much I can handle."
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"I don't even have an agent anymore."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Ah, then we best load our pockets with bread and get the hell out of here."
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"Hi, you two."
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"where I was hooked up to a 17-year-old ingenue."
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"and I wanted to see if you would sign my DVD."
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"Because I know Tom Tucker could be a great actor,"
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"And that starts right now."
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"Very pretty. Stunning."
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"How about that, huh, Tom? You're back in the business."
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"Well, we have some news, too. Chris is dating the most wonderful girl."
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"but I think some of it rubbed off on him 'cause now he's cool."
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"Ugh, not this hillbilly from Rhode Island again. No, thank you."
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"Yeah, so listen, l'm at Chateau Marmont. ljust met this 18-year-old chick,"
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"Why, sure, Mom. Come on in."
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"Thanks, Mom."
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"Good evening, Quahog. I'm Tom Tucker."
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"All the things that make us"
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"Laugh and cry"
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